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fair enough - I don't think I'd hate them quite so much if I could get a decent drink.

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.

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Yeah, to be fair, I didn't drink at all that day.
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Fuck, I have enough trouble making it through a day at work, let alone not drinking at a party

it's also generally my biggest complaint about sporting venues, concerts, airports. Basically anywhere that I'm expected to spend more than about 20 minutes at.

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.

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All of those things are unofficially BYO. You just have to live with the fact you've become that guy.
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I can deal with charming affable guy drunk, I'm not ready to become hipflask guy drunk.

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.

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I'm thinking about making a concession for some A-League fixtures. Them fuckin' drink lines.
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Fuck, I have enough trouble making it through a day at work, let alone not drinking at a party

it's also generally my biggest complaint about sporting venues, concerts, airports. Basically anywhere that I'm expected to spend more than about 20 minutes at.

Normally I might agree, but that was a shitty day for a bunch of reasons. Nearly didn't go at all.
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All of those things are unofficially BYO. You just have to live with the fact you've become that guy.

I've been considering this myself lately.

The only problem being that 2 of the festivals I've been to recently had a Coke imbargo & only sold Pepsi. Does anyone mix with Pepsi?
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Yeah, it's just like when you ask for a Vodka and Red Bull and get a Vodka and POWERFUN GOMAX Purple Limited Edition.

Get's the job done.

Note 1: Pretty sure it's "embargo"
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I remember when I used to drink 10 or 12 vodka redbulls and think nothing of it, now the idea of drinking a full can of redbull makes me feel a little bit queasy.

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.

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I actually own a stainless hip flask that someone gave me for Xmas years ago, dont think I've ever used it apart from a couple of hiking trips. Might have to break it out this summer.
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hiking, fishing, golf - all very reasonable applications of a hipflask.

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hiking, fishing, golf - all very reasonable applications of a hipflask.

Oh yeah, those things we talk about but never do...
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I remember when I used to drink 10 or 12 vodka redbulls and think nothing of it, now the idea of drinking a full can of redbull makes me feel a little bit queasy.

Urgh, IKTFB.

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Special K is coco pops for fat chicks

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They're the guy equivalent of fat chicks with a personality.

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hiking, fishing, golf - all very reasonable applications of a hipflask.

Talking about fishing, Cam said on the weekend that he wants to head up to the van/harrie and go fishing one day.

I suggested that you'd probably be keen for something like that also.

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Special K is coco pops for fat chicks

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I'm always keen to crack out the waders within shouting distance of a decent pub.

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Will tee it up for sometime when the snow season is over.

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Yesterday
Seco: "Johnno, take your fieldpack apart and give it a good scrub, ready for AQIS inspection"
Me: "But if I take it apart I'll never get the bastard thing back together"
Seco: "You won't need it again, just do it."

Today
Seco: "Johnno, pack your fieldpack. We're sending you away for a couple of days"
Me: "Urrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

Classic army.

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I got kicked out of seven for falling asleep with a bottle of sparkling wine in my hand

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Then I snuck back in and fell asleep again, boy were they mad

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Perth girls are notoriously attractive (more per head of population). Stupid, but attractive.

Large population of Croatians. Coincidence? I think not

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If you're good at life you can make bank and find an attractive mate in the real states.
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If you're good at life you can make bank and find an attractive mate in the real states.

Go team tall/white/likeable

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.

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I'm thinking about making a concession for some A-League fixtures. Them fuckin' drink lines.

Taphouse.

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If you're good at life you can make bank and find an attractive mate in the real states.

States as in US? You mean.... willingly marry a Yank? I'd rather die alone.
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Taphouse.

You Arsenal fans never learn.

Both, you Liverpool fans don't aim high enough.
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States as in US? You mean.... willingly marry a Yank? I'd rather die alone.

As in eastern, you nonce.

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im willing to come out and say that I miss certain aspects of Perth - namely in summer, and more specifically related to -

1 - the beach/surf
2 - cold fucking beer and non-shit beers available for purchase at the bottleo
3 - proper BBQs/impromptu piss ups
4 - festivals/gigs

so yeah, Perth.

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Oh, that's amazing. I don't know if it's just childhood nostalgia, but nowhere I've been compares to my memories of Perth beaches in summer.
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I like Perth.

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Nice place to visit.

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Perth can EAD.

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Oh, that's amazing. I don't know if it's just childhood nostalgia, but nowhere I've been compares to my memories of Perth beaches in summer.

Sorrento beach, just down the road from my place

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Yesterday
Seco: "Johnno, take your fieldpack apart and give it a good scrub, ready for AQIS inspection"
Me: "But if I take it apart I'll never get the bastard thing back together"
Seco: "You won't need it again, just do it."

Today
Seco: "Johnno, pack your fieldpack. We're sending you away for a couple of days"
Me: "Urrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

Classic army.

Hurrr Bombardieeer.

Do you get re-issued a new one when you get back?

Croat Derp.
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Sorrento beach, just down the road from my place

I spent many, many days & evenings there... in faaaact... nah, that's TMI, even for me
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Hurrr Bombardieeer.

Do you get re-issued a new one when you get back?

It'll go back together, but it'll require a great heap of cable-ties and a fair bit of :effort:.

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I spent many, many days & evenings there... in faaaact... nah, that's TMI, even for me

Sandy Box?

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I thought the paralympics were still on? All this interstate dick measuring is starting to feel distinctly like the special olympics....

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That sounds like some epically expensive self-cockblocking, I hope you at least got a hangover root on sunday morning.

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Western sunset. Reminds me of Croatia



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I think 50% of the population in this part of the world lost their cherries on a beach. I did anyway.

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I've always been partial to this one in Tasmania



3 hour walk in limits the amount of ****s there.

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Note 1: Pretty sure it's "embargo"
Note 2: Embargo spelt backwards is ograbme

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Problem is, the water is so fucking cold. On a hot summer's night, the water in Perth is almost lukewarm & crystal clear.
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