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I introduced them.

Do I get a button?

That was nanotek, I've known mark n for about 3 years.
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Luckily they all sound the same & won't be offended by my indiscretion
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I'm from newcastle. does that give me mark n cred too?
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> Need to rebuild a Blade
> Hastily find credentials for iDrac
> Connect, hard boot, that bitch ain't coming back and I'm not given her a graceful farewell
> Launch into RAID config, breeze through settings with ease
> My fingers dance across the keyboard, I am majestic
> ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO ERASE VOLUME 1
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> Suddenly 20 emails
> All the VM's are down for the host in another data center?
> Check offline host with the window I'm connected to
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I'm from newcastle. does that give me mark n cred too?

I'm pretty sure it just gives you AIDS.
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> Distracted
> Need to rebuild a Blade
> Hastily find credentials for iDrac
> Connect, hard boot, that bitch ain't coming back and I'm not given her a graceful farewell
> Launch into RAID config, breeze through settings with ease
> My fingers dance across the keyboard, I am majestic
> ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO ERASE VOLUME 1
> You betcha
> Suddenly 20 emails
> All the VM's are down for the host in another data center?
> Check offline host with the window I'm connected to
> They match; heart stops
> Miliseconds away from blowing away 20 customer servers
> MFW...

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so I looked up Mark N and he's some shitty hiphop DJ who ruins tracks by scratching over them endlessly?

must be pretty cool to know someone like that
i know the first three numbers
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oh he's one of those guys

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*clap*

good, that's still working
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Easily impressed redditors nostalgia'd hard about The Fairly Odd Parents.

And "I just watched this on sunday after christening the new pipe"ism.

also /r/gaming fucking blows. MARIO. GABEN. PORTAL. ZELDA.
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It's like /r/trees, but instead of smoking bongs they all smoke Gabe's fat chode.

Check out my Portal themed wedding cake and my brothers Mario art canvas! I'm totally not a fucking dork at all!
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I'm really glad its not just me that finds reddit really fucking painful.

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Check out my Portal themed wedding cake and my brothers Mario art canvas! I'm totally not a fucking dork at all!

Ahahaha the CAKE is a LIE
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I'm really glad its not just me that finds reddit really fucking painful.

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I'm really glad its not just me that finds reddit really fucking painful.

Great content. Terrible layout. Shits me too.
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Great content. Terrible layout. people Shits me too.

Even if I might agree with their issue/cause I just find the particular brand of internet activism and the general smell of oh god I just want to belong overpowering.

I do however look at the chicks who get their tits out sometimes.

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I just can't wrap my head around Reddit :/
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so I looked up Mark N and he's some shitty hiphop DJ who ruins tracks by scratching over them endlessly?

must be pretty cool to know someone like that

He's more known for being a hardcore/hard dnb dj with incredible skills. One of the only blokes around that only uses vinyl and mixes hip hop tricks into hardcore sets.
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I'm really glad its not just me that finds reddit really fucking painful.

Every time I go there, I scream "My eyes! My eyes!" then go to the "post an amusing reddit picture" thread in general instead.
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I don't think you deserve one, do you?

A punch in the face maybe.



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Even if I might agree with their issue/cause I just find the particular brand of internet activism and the general smell of oh god I just want to belong overpowering.

I do however look at the chicks who get their tits out sometimes.

Depends which forum you go into I guess. Science forum is (was?) always sweet because they absolutely tear religious and conspiracy theory nuts to pieces, but in an intelligent and information overload type of way.

Some wicked space, nature and physics related discussions too.
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yeah some of the niche ones can be alright, i remember i used to love reading the news articles posted in /r/netsec back in the day (HACK THE PLANEEEETTTT)

also all the cool-photography-without-tex-on-imaeg ones like the whole network of subreddits like /r/spaceporn if you can get past the fact that reddit spergs are so obsessed with objectifying women at every possible moment that they give a board based around false colour pics of pretty nebulae a name that makes it unsuitable for use in a professional environment

(also don't get spaceporn confused with spacedicks, lol)
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Even if I might agree with their issue/cause I just find the particular brand of internet activism and the general smell of oh god I just want to belong overpowering.

I do however look at the chicks who get their tits out sometimes.

so basically its general s&f gcp&g itm but with chicks?
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eddie... bulk nutrients preworkout powder nt
absolutely wired, smashed my workout, probably going to be up till 4am vacuuming my curtains
wtf is this

I use this stuff in the capsule form. Is good.

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It's the every part of existence part that I'm annoyed by. I talk about shit I like all the fucking time.

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Ahahaha the CAKE is a LE

FTFY; Upboats to the left.
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Funny you mention that, a friend of mine goes on cleaning sprees whenever he hits the pipe and I'm pretty sure he has actually vacuumed his curtains before
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I just can't wrap my head around Reddit :/

"It was like he was being given a tabasco enema."
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Funny you mention that, a friend of mine goes on cleaning sprees whenever he hits the pipe and I'm pretty sure he has actually vacuumed his curtains before

i've got a mechanic mate (lol tradie) who throws a rave in his workshop every year for his birthday. he always gets plenty of help on the saturday to set things up for the party but then it's always a big stress on the sunday arvo as nobody is in a state to help him get it all suitable for business to resume on monday morning

but one year i got burned and ended up with the wrong shit and so ended up deciding to get a head-start on the cleanup
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I've heard that story before. Still shit the second time around

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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I've heard that story before. Still shit the second time around

2/10

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Why do people have themed weddings? Don't they have family members to slap some fucking sense into them? Seems like there's 10 Dr.Who or Mario themed weddings every day on Reddit.



Gays want the right to be able to do that? Fuck it, let them have it. billmurray.jpg
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Don't worry, I'm currently working on a Mario redux version of it that you're going to love the shit out of.

I'm actually not.
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ok ... which one of you did this : http://www.reddit.com/r/ITM/
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Why do people have themed weddings? Don't they have family members to slap some fucking sense into them? Seems like there's 10 Dr.Who or Mario themed weddings every day on Reddit.



Gays want the right to be able to do that? Fuck it, let them have it. billmurray.jpg

well judging by the size of that cake it seems they don't have any friends or family members who care about them





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ok ... which one of you did this : http://www.reddit.com/r/ITM/

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well judging by the size of that cake it seems they don't have any friends or family members who care about them

Its bigger on the inside.

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Its bigger on the inside.

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Luckily they all sound the same & won't be offended by my indiscretion

yeah nice reverse racism bro

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