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Food poisoning on not only mu birthday, but the day before lab = unzapped
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woke up to the sound of some shit head kids throwing a brick through my windscreen. unzapp. Now to go post in the zapped thread about how i was getting it replaced today anyway.
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Food poisoning on not only mu birthday, but the day before lab = unzapped

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I missed wishing you a happy birthday.
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the new one?
Surely your warranty will ensure its replaced.

30 min delay for flight home.
End up seated in the middle of the row
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Weather in Melbourne causing a pain at the airport for planes to land.
1 hour delay.

only upside is that at least don't have a longer delay like the passengers greeting us when we got off the plane.
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Lady died in the bathroom at the pub while we were having drinks for a close friend's 30th.

Birthday girl happened to be the one to find her convulsing in the bathroom and her and another friend (both with first aid certs) were able to keep her alive until the paramedics showed up.
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Lady died in the bathroom at the pub while we were having drinks for a close friend's 30th.

Birthday girl happened to be the one to find her convulsing in the bathroom and her and another friend (both with first aid certs) were able to keep her alive until the paramedics showed up.

Oh shit, thats pretty grim.

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Oh shit, thats pretty grim.

Said friend's been going through a bit of a rough patch atm, so just a matter of making sure she's not too shaken up, she's strong though and will pull through in the end

Shit thing to happen on your 30th though

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Fark that's messed up. Do they know why she started convulsing/died?
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Fark that's messed up. Do they know why she started convulsing/died?

Cardiac arrest apparently.

Weirdest/saddest thing from my perspective of the whole inceident was hearing hysterical screams from the bathroom. I initially thought "she must have regained consciousness but must be having a fit of some sort, but at least she's regained consciousness…" turned out it was a grieving friend/family member

Few things really hit home tonight.
- The usual appreciation of family/friends and loved ones.
- Time to get the first aid certificate done… and hope that I never actually have to use it.
- How close a friend said birthday girl actually is and how much she really does mean to me.

Oh… I think I'm about to be hit with a bout of food poisoning from a dodgy dinner. A potential day on the shitter isn't much in the grand scheme of things though.
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- Time to get the first aid certificate done… and hope that I never actually have to use it.

This, I reckon it should be mandatory for everyone over the age of 16/18 if not younger should have undergo a first aid course, but would probably have to be funded by the government to achieve that. I've done 3 courses thus far in my life as you have to re-new them and you're always learning something new every time. Well worth it!

Wow that is horrible I could not imagine seeing something like that/being present when it occurs.

Worst things I've seen are just the usual incidents during rugby (dislocations/breaks etc) mates, collarbone was sticking through the skin once.

Even seing people in distress/pass away on reality tv shows like miami beach and documentaries about war (Iraq/Afghanistan) hit me pretty hard.

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Definitely agree everyone should have a first aid cert course. Teach it in high school gym classes? Then offer discounted classes to re-up your cert through unis and community centre. I think they have one in Cairns and it was only $30 or something for the beginners class. I think I might go re-up my certification ASAP now, you really never know when it could help someone.

Ambulance showed up at my apartment as I was walking out and of course the concierge is not there (they never are) and the paramedics had no way of getting in and up to the apartment. Luckily they happened to be going to my floor so I could let them up. Who do we see casually strolling by the ambulance with his coffee and a cigarette only to give it a glance and keep walking? The concierge on duty.
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This, I reckon it should be mandatory for everyone over the age of 16/18 if not younger should have undergo a first aid course,

I disagree, maybe at 21 yes, but thinking back to when I was 16/18, no way I would've been dependable in an emergency with/without it.

Definitely gonna do it, need it (and CPR + O2 administration) for my rescue diver certification.

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Other than lack of sleep I'm fine heh said friend appears to be holding up ok too, think she feels life's throwing her a bit of a curve ball ATM though.
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Angus, do the St. Johns senior first aid, not the courses the dive schools run. that way you might be able to get work to fork out for it.

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Definitely agree everyone should have a first aid cert course. Teach it in high school gym classes?

The first time I actually got my first aid cert was through doing a dedicated class in year 9 or 10 at school that everyone had to do. Then again at uni, but I did a very sports based course so it is needed in that. But at school we didn't have a choice of doing it which I reckon was good.

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I disagree, maybe at 21 yes, but thinking back to when I was 16/18, no way I would've been dependable in an emergency with/without it.

As above I first did it in year 9 or 10. Sure we were young and somewhat immature but you still take things out of it, especially if the teacher drills things into you and forces you to pay attention.

I don't believe I would have been as useful in an emergency situation as I would be now, but you still get the basics of CPR, which actually isn't as easy as it looks, it's also changes regularly so it's good to keep your first aid cert updated.
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As above I first did it in year 9 or 10. Sure we were young and somewhat immature but you still take things out of it, especially if the teacher drills things into you and forces you to pay attention.

I don't believe I would have been as useful in an emergency situation as I would be now, but you still get the basics of CPR, which actually isn't as easy as it looks, it's also changes regularly so it's good to keep your first aid cert updated.

Fair enough

Looking back I also felt being a teens we probably had enough on our plate, that said looking at my 19 year old sister, she's a lot more mature than I was at her age
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that way you might be able to get work to fork out for it.

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Some private health funds will cover it also. I should book in and do a refresher, it has been a few years.
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^ I dunno if it's different for different states.

But in Vic I think you have to do the refresher within 3 years or you have to get it from scratch again.
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Holy shit Angus that's rough.
But on the bright side if it has encouraged you to do your first aid cert then that's a small win. It's actually got me thinking I should be doing something similar.
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dw astro, i'm really REALLY sick, like starting to get worried its something serious, so can't catch my flight to singapore today (to renew visa), so instead of staying in Indo till the 1st, i'm just going to overstay this visa till the 28th, i know it ony 3 nights, but a bit of a bummer !
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Unzapped. Some asshole left a German shepherd puppy in a box on my friends doorstep with 'help me if I'm still here' written on the box.

They took it to the vet straight away coz it was obviously sick and it died not long after. Who does that fucking assholes
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Unzapped. Some asshole left a German shepherd puppy in a box on my friends doorstep with 'help me if I'm still here' written on the box.

They took it to the vet straight away coz it was obviously sick and it died not long after. Who does that fucking assholes

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Unzapped. Some asshole left a German shepherd puppy in a box on my friends doorstep with 'help me if I'm still here' written on the box.

They took it to the vet straight away coz it was obviously sick and it died not long after. Who does that fucking assholes


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dw astro, i'm really REALLY sick, like starting to get worried its something serious, so can't catch my flight to singapore today (to renew visa), so instead of staying in Indo till the 1st, i'm just going to overstay this visa till the 28th, i know it ony 3 nights, but a bit of a bummer !

Have you been to the doctor? What are your symptoms? It could be Dengue Fever. I got it in Cairns and it was the friggin blurst.
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Yeah but all you can do is rest, stay hydrated and eat well anyway.

Yeah that's all I was told to do but if you're like this for more than two weeks I'd go see a doctor. Hopefully you'll get better and that you have travel insurance.
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