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you don't even know where i work

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all i can say is fuck you ref you fuckhead

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dont you work at woolies or coles or something?
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Alan Pardew and his senior coaching staff just given 8 year contracts up to the end of the 2019/20 season.

That is fucking crazy. Not sure what to make of it tbh.

If nothing else, it shows there is a serious long-term plan in place at nufc.
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Raverspike at work.



Explains all the gibberish he spouts
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Raverspike at work.



Explains all the gibberish he spouts

close but the petrol side

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dont you work at woolies or coles or something?

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Loving the strike on the second goal.

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JT banned for 4 matches


Hopefully this can divert attention away from Arsenal dribble for an hour or two




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Fucking disgraceful from the FA.

If he was South American or played for Arsenal that would have been an automatic eight matches.
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JT banned for 4 matches


Hopefully this can divert attention away from Arsenal dribble for an hour or two




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all i can say about this , the english fa is truely FUCKED
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To say I am surprised would be a lie.

England's brave John terry, who was clearly caught on video calling another player a black kent, gets half the suspension of another player, whom nobody heard/saw say anything, but was convicted of calling another player a Negrito.
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How the fuck can they give Suarez a £40,000 and Terry a £220,000 fine yet suspend Suarez for twice as many matches?

Is Suarez offence worse than Terry's or not?

Fuck the FA are hopeless. It would make sense if they just gave them the same punishment ffs.
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^ yeah Bro the english fa is fucked up the ass
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Brendan Rodgers has issued a veiled warning that Liverpool players could resort to unsporting means to win decisions having been denied "the rub of the green" from referees this season.

The Liverpool manager believes Luis Suárez has been refused legitimate penalties in the past two Premier League games, against Sunderland and Manchester United, and claims major decisions have gone against his team since the opening day of the season at West Bromwich Albion.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...ol-luis-suarez

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terry decision is a disgrace, he should have got the same as suarez

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close but the petrol side

woolies petrol

Promotion ?
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Funny how the FA deal with racism by being racists
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terry decision is a disgrace, he should have got the same as suarez

Let's get over it 'ey. Everyone knew he wouldn't get what Suarez got........
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Just 1 more thing on terry.....

Sticks and stones.

Everybody should grow some balls, they're words, fckn words.
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John Terry calls Anton Ferdinand a fucking black ****.

A court of law finds Terry not guilty of any occurrence of racial abuse.

Yet the FA "thinks" otherwise and does this -

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How the fuck can they give Suarez a £40,000 and Terry a £220,000 fine yet suspend Suarez for twice as many matches?

:scatchhead:

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I don't go to be in the VIP area.. I don't need big breaks, a big song with a buildup and lights and smoke.. all you need is a kickdrum and a good bassline. You don't need any of that other shit. Na, I'm not going for none of those reasons.. I'm just going for the music.

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Seems being racist to a manure player warrants double the punishment
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Prob because they see $$$$ equivalent to game time.
1 gets lesser fine, more banned game time.
The other vice versa.

I see that logic, although 40k and also 220k is pocket money for these guys.
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Fuck Terry and fuck Suarez. They are both ****s.
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oh and if Watson isn't in front of the brownlow after 5 rounds, I will post a photo of my left testicle at the end of the season.

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I'm amazed that he's claiming Evans' challenge on Suarez was a penalty.
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Just saw Raver's Fifa thread post. Best

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I don't go to be in the VIP area.. I don't need big breaks, a big song with a buildup and lights and smoke.. all you need is a kickdrum and a good bassline. You don't need any of that other shit. Na, I'm not going for none of those reasons.. I'm just going for the music.

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John Terry calls Anton Ferdinand a fucking black ****.

A court of law finds Terry not guilty of any occurrence of racial abuse.

Yet the FA "thinks" otherwise and does this -



:scatchhead:

Different criteria to be found guilty of slightly different offences. The court case hinged on whether he said the words with intent to cause offence or injury - and they needed beyond reasonable doubt to convict... the FA rules are different in that no matter what context you use the words, you are guilty of using words of a racist nature.
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Fcuk him, lucky to get away with assault and a prison sentence in his early days after going on a bender with some other tools at Chelsea, dicks around with his team mates' Mrs, big himself up as EBJT, screams in referees faces and generally acts the blert, falls on his arse regularly mid match, has maintained a dreadful barnet for what seems like eternity, grandstanding during the European Cup presentation. An all round odious cnut.

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I don't go to be in the VIP area.. I don't need big breaks, a big song with a buildup and lights and smoke.. all you need is a kickdrum and a good bassline. You don't need any of that other shit. Na, I'm not going for none of those reasons.. I'm just going for the music.

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Weekender, tell us what you really think of him.... .

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oh and if Watson isn't in front of the brownlow after 5 rounds, I will post a photo of my left testicle at the end of the season.

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oh and if Watson isn't in front of the brownlow after 5 rounds, I will post a photo of my left testicle at the end of the season.

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Things I've learned about Raver Spike from observing this thread:
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  2. - The longterm effects of petrol exposure and the brain.
  3. - Arsenal rule.
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http://soccernet.espn.go.com/blog/_/...id/726?cc=3436

It is the truth of Terry. Here is a man who has variously been lambasted for laughing at Americans the day after 9-11, urinating against a bar, parking his car in a disabled spot, having his mother convicted of theft and his father convicted of drugs possession. It has rarely affected his performance on the field.
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Nevertheless, at Stamford Bridge, a banner on the Shed End proclaims him as "Captain, Leader, Legend."
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And that's because football is like that. No matter what a player is accused of, there will be a supporter happy to defend their idol.
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Cast aside the tribalism, the Internet silliness, the wavering interest in a topic debated to death. A serious issue, a scar on society, was at the heart of both the Suarez and Terry cases. It is time to grow up, face up and fight racism properly.


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Things I've learned about Raver Spike from observing this thread:

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  2. - The longterm effects of petrol exposure and the brain.
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4. -He's real, really real.
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Totally not what I expected Raver Spike to look like after reading some of his posts. I actually thought he was English second language so was picturing an asian dude in a chelsea shirt.
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Fuck Terry and fuck Suarez. They are both ****s.

Terry may be a ****, but he is our ****. Lucky he can play on Saturday

Cannot believe how much time has been spent on this Terry matter, the FA took four days to come to that decision. What a fucking waste of time. Terry should have just put his hands up and admitted it.
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Just saw Raver's Fifa thread post. Best

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got my copy







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sorry pes you loose





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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.

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greatest post on this site ever

Agreed.

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I don't go to be in the VIP area.. I don't need big breaks, a big song with a buildup and lights and smoke.. all you need is a kickdrum and a good bassline. You don't need any of that other shit. Na, I'm not going for none of those reasons.. I'm just going for the music.

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