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yeah they're either a bunch of cowards or they're just plain dumb!

big ups troyzan for staying alive for another week. hopefully he can keep on winning those immunity challenges i love him (no homo). was so proud of him blowing all his money on the advantage in the immunity challenge at the auction.

not sure what tarzan's strategy is. he should have teamed up with troyzan but instead he is doing what the girls tell him to. he's going to be sent home next week if troyzan wins immunity again. hopefully he comes to his senses and they can turn the tables on the 4 girls

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Collectively, this has to be the dumbest season of Survivor yet. Can anyone confirm this?
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theres definitely a lot of dead weight. leif has to be up there with the most nothing contestant of all time.
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Collectively, this has to be the dumbest season of Survivor yet. Can anyone confirm this?

Pretty much, but still shits over any other 'reality' show by about 1,000,0000 Leifs.

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Tarzan voting for Leif was pretty cowardly/retarded if you ask me. For a plastic surgeon who is driving around in a car with rooted shocks, I am thinking the latter. If the 3 guys stuck together it would have been 3 votes each to Kim, Leif and Tarzan.

Remind me again what happens then? Do all 9 vote again and can only pick one of those 3?

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tbf to tarzan...

troyzan + leif + tarzan + christina + alicia = 5 for kim. with the girls splitting their vote 2/2 for the boys.

troyzan + leif + christina + alicia = 4 for kim, 2/2 for the boys (+1 for leif). so theres no difference if tarzan votes for kim if the girls were on board.

troyzan + leif + tarzan = 3 votes for kim, 3/3 for the boys. means they revote and there being no idol, means its basically a 50% chance tarzan is going.

i think him voting for leif was a very smart move. because either way it means he's safe.
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how was it a smart move? he's just delaying the inevitable. he's gone next week if troyzan wins immunity. he had the chance to try and shake things up but didn't have the balls
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tbf to tarzan...

troyzan + leif + tarzan + christina + alicia = 5 for kim. with the girls splitting their vote 2/2 for the boys.

troyzan + leif + christina + alicia = 4 for kim, 2/2 for the boys (+1 for leif). so theres no difference if tarzan votes for kim if the girls were on board.

troyzan + leif + tarzan = 3 votes for kim, 3/3 for the boys. means they revote and there being no idol, means its basically a 50% chance tarzan is going.

i think him voting for leif was a very smart move. because either way it means he's safe.

I did think about this and it is why I also suggested his vote for Lief could be seen as cowardly. I'm not convinced your summation were his thought processes either. But let's say it was, what is he hoping that it achieves (apart from delaying his departure by a couple days)? He is essentially admitting that he is in with the girls if all else fails, but right at the bottom of the pecking order.

If he was smart enough to think it through as you have described, then he should also have been smart enough to realise his only way forward in the game was to make a move with Troy.

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Has anyone else mentioned the fact that Troyzan travels around the world as a photographer for Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition? The guy is already winning at life.

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I did think about this and it is why I also suggested his vote for Lief could be seen as cowardly. I'm not convinced your summation were his thought processes either. But let's say it was, what is he hoping that it achieves (apart from delaying his departure by a couple days)? He is essentially admitting that he is in with the girls if all else fails, but right at the bottom of the pecking order.

If he was smart enough to think it through as you have described, then he should also have been smart enough to realise his only way forward in the game was to make a move with Troy.

well. if theres anything we've learnt from that last episode, its that survivor is edited like a motherfucker. we dont see so much of what goes on behind the scenes. tarzan might have an alliance with the chicks. who knows.

i can only speculate, but perhaps he saw how fucking retarded the guys were. and decided to change his plans and go renegade solo. hoping to survive long enough that at some point to be the swing vote when the girls alliance splits?
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^ Didnt he go solo a few episodes back? When he had that blow up with Jonas?
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Kim's a serious player. Dangerous woah.
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Lief and Tarzan both deserve to get voted off for being so damn stupid and spineless when it comes to the game
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Oh man, I have a feeling poor Kat is going to be very upset when she watches the show with how she appears/is. "I'm not a follower...people don't think i'm calling the shots"
Sure you are.

Sucks that Troyzan couldnt pull that off, would have been great to see their reactions.

Definitely in the bag for Kim but really with how clueless they all seem to be this season it's not a surprise. Also stumped as to why asian chicks always get the short end of the stick in this game, no idea why.
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Oh my god this episode was so frustrating....i am super pissed with who they managed to vote off. Kim is looking very strong, but i think we will still see a few more twists and turns before this game is over.

Maybe Kim can buy herself a cheeseburger if she wins the million, sooooooooo skinny. Chelsea was looking damn fine all oiled up for that challenge
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kim is cute as fuck imo. she is now my favourite person left in the game. hope she wins, she deserves to.

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Damn it, Kim is just too clever at the social game! Tarzen would have had a good thing going I think.

I'm lovin the butthurt from the jury...until they go and vote for someone like Christina or Alicia due to their hurt feelings.
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Just a reminder, the final 2 hour episode and reunion should be out now for those who could have forgotten.
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I am really hoping Christina wins for the lolz.

And cos she had great new york bewbs

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as for the finale. i guess kim did deserve it the most. cant say it was an incredibly entertaining season though. so many players that were clueless. from giving up immunity to vote one of their own off. to believing the chicks when it was obvious they were voting the guys out. to dudes like leif who had no fucking clue what was going on. to christina who couldnt string a sentence together to save her self. i mean, how the fuck did they think they had a chance with kim in the final three? i dont get it. i really dont get how they could get a group of people that were that shit at the game.
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happy for kim. she deserved the win. glad she didn't take that fat bitch alicia to the final 3
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Well thank fuck that season is over. I cant remember if there was a season as boring or with that many clueless people.

WHAT THE FUCK was with Alicia at the final jury, my minions...you know if I was sitting up there I would win. Fuck me dead what a stupid vapid bitch she is.

Happy Kim won it, only one who really did anything, was a little surprised Sabrina got 2 while Chelsea got none, would have thought it would have been the other way around. Also surprised by the lack of butthurt from the jury...the sob stories were fucking gay though.
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Kim deserved to win, hands down. the most surprising thing, probably of the whole season though was Kat's speech... Holy crap, I was absolutely not expecting that!! I was ready for a smack down of junior fury, but jeez man... big props to her!!

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kim absolutely deserved the win, everyone else was heinous (except maybe troyzan).

Colton and Alicia are disgusting humans, and I am glad Jeff took the time to embarrass and humiliate them.

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so i've just caught up with the episodes on free to air.

pretty sure someone is going to murder colton for being a massive **** at some point in the future

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Next season, they bring 3 ppl back who had been airlifted out of the game previously. perhaps colton???

Gee, the guys were a bunch of useless dumb muzzas this season. To think that there are all immense 'fans of the game', why dont they have a clue? Too busy checking out chelseas plastic boobs perhaps.
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Totally unrelated but I only just found out Jen the hottie from season 10 died a couple years ago. Apparently there was a tribute to her...not sure how I missed that.


Also beers and sunday afternoon alone showed me that and one other thing, NSFW. All the nude survivors including Jeff Probst for some strange reason. Link below
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Thought it was a great episode!

Very happy with the returning players.

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Sucks about Zane, really would have loved to see what happened between his getting "everyone on board" and then tribal, i'm guessing some scrambling had to happen for him to get voted out, not that he did really push his staying very hard though.

How anyone would want to make an alliance with the Brazillion and black haired chick is beyond me, you could tell straight away they were/are trouble.

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Also, I had good chuckle at a black dude called Artis, seeing as that is a very traditional and popular Latvian name.....not that anyone else will appreciate that I guess.
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there is a serious lack of good looking girls on this season. ^ she goes alright though. the fat banker chick pisses me off
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All paid for and offset by her annoying personality.


Have to agree with the no hotties this season, the chick above is cute but nothing special.

Natalie from Samoa is still my all time favourite survivor chick, for sure got hotter towards the end of the season...or maybe malnoiurished blondes do it for me?

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godDAMn it. roxy's gone. she was the hottest chick on the island. a fiesty black nun? i havent been this turned on since sister act 2. on the plus side, the second hottest chick on the island is still in the game. small mercies.

shaping up to be a solid season. drama unfolding in each three tribes.

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Geezus what a cluster fuck of a tribe the purple team is, can't seem to get anything right.

Have to disagree with the nun, I liked her until tribal and then she came across as a wank to me, the crying about how hard it was with the jesus talk also bothered me. Glad she is gone, just hope there are no more serious bible thumpers left.

But she was spot on with that dude being blinded by the boobs...but for real no matter how nice the boobs are (and they are nice) anyone who has seen a season with Parvetti should know to steer well clear of the cute flirty girl.

This season is shaping up to be a good one, i'm guessing there will be a school yard pick for two tribes either next episode or the following.
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Yeah I was a bit worried that boobie trap was gonna get kicked out, which would suck because then there would only be two episodes worth of fap material as opposed to.. so much mooore..

Is it just me or is there a lot of weak ****s in this season's survivour?? Crying about the rain, not enough water, no church, too lonely blah blah blah why did they audition in the first place for fuks sakes??
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