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Fuck there are a lot of Lifestyle fucks all up in this shit thesedays.

Marshy started a twat influx. Nice one, ****.
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tell me about it. I avoid the lifestyle thread so I can get away from whingeing young adults and all their bloody issues. a generation of kids with the easiest lives ever doing nothing but complaining about how hard it is.

time to man the fuck up.
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Fuck there are a lot of Lifestyle fucks all up in this shit thesedays.

Marshy started a twat influx. Nice one, ****.

/Goes back to see what the most recent lifestyle post was

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yesss, updated avatar means I can relevantly throw 3rd Rock From The Sun quotes everywhere

Oh you did? Too bad that WE CAN'T FUCKING SEE IT.
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You can't see Harry? Oh dear.

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Fuck there are a lot of Lifestyle fucks all up in this shit thesedays.

Marshy started a twat influx. Nice one, ****.

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tell me about it. I avoid the lifestyle thread so I can get away from whingeing young adults and all their bloody issues. a generation of kids with the easiest lives ever doing nothing but complaining about how hard it is.

time to man the fuck up.

GCP&G fellows give life updates and enjoy the company of other men
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As long as we're on the Lifestyle trip, can we talk about how to masturbate without irritating the skin? Too fast/too furious.
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I lifestyle up the sport threads instead.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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Yay, YouTube free page, can post again.

As long as we're on the Lifestyle trip, can we talk about how to masturbate without irritating the skin? Too fast/too furious.

There's a happy medium. Don't fap a morning glory, most of that shit is just blood and not semen-induced.
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There's a happy medium. Don't fap a morning glory, most of that shit is just blood and not semen-induced.

Err Bede, I think you may have a bit of a physiological misunderstanding.
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Err Bede, I think you may have a bit of a physiological misunderstanding.

I don't claim to be a meditician, what I do know is that a morning glory is unlike our happy familiar friends. And according to Toms analogy, he too knows what I mean.
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Seriously? Morning glory for me means I'm over the finish line quicker than usual. They're generally bladder stiffies, brought about by an enlarged bladder pushing on your prostate. I always thought, anyway.

If I wake up with a rock-on and the GF is up for a shag, I always go for a piss first
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You can't see Harry? Oh dear.

I can see it now. Harry looking at an apple?

Weird. Cos I can't see Eddie's new av which he changed to a while ago.
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Yay, YouTube free page, can post again.

As long as we're on the Lifestyle trip, can we talk about how to masturbate without irritating the skin? Too fast/too furious.

Avoid using soap.
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You want proper lube. trAse. I recommend Wet Stuff Gold.

Eans knows what he's on about. If you want to get in somewhere that could be irritated easily use Wet Stuff Gold... or you're gonna have a bad time.
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Requested $100 from ATM. Got $70. This seems like one of those things that happen to other people.
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I can see it now. Harry looking at an apple?

Weird. Cos I can't see Eddie's new av which he changed to a while ago.

Context: He's doing the scene from Hamlet with Yoricks skull.

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Requested $100 from ATM. Got $70. This seems like one of those things that happen to other people.

I normally get 130, 180, 280, 380 etc from the atm - as I find the 20s more useful in my daily cash transactions. Is this a normal practice?

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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I normally get 130, 180, 280, 380 etc from the atm - as I find the 20s more useful in my daily cash transactions. Is this a normal practice?

I do this also
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Same.

Hate having 50s only.
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I'm a fan of getting 110 out when I need 20s. Bigger withdrawals, I tend not to think of it. Apu is always very happy when I buy a pack of chewy with a fiddy.
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A few months back I was really hungover and buying a latte for breakfast, pull out my wallet and there is only a $100 note staring back at me.

Even though I suppose it makes little practical difference to them handing back a $50 in addition to the $20s had you paid with a pineapple, I still feel like such a cock paying for <$10 stuff like that.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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Context: He's doing the scene from Hamlet with Yoricks skull.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6000xtQpdwE

I used to have a thing for Kristen Johnston but then I grew older and realised that she looked like a crack-whore like Fergie and the blonde chick from My Name Is Earl.
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The one time I had a $100 bill, I thought I'd have some fun with it.

Went to a bus driver "one zone, student please".

"$2.45"

*flashes out $100*

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME"

".. hahaha yes *taps on with Go card and moonwalks to back of the bus*
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Oh those diesel buses from the 80s? Brisbane doesn't believe in those.

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Housemate seriously considering cockblocking me because he wants to play wow.

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Desire to play addictive video games > your desire to score?


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Housemate seriously considering cockblocking me because he wants to play wow.

Not being a dick, but curious as to how him sitting in his room cockblocks you? Or is it a case of his computer being in a common area?
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Same.

Hate having 50s only.

meh, nothing wrong with 50s. eventually a 50 becomes smaller bills. me, $150 at a time.
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Not being a dick, but curious as to how him sitting in his room cockblocks you? Or is it a case of his computer being in a common area?

We have 2 loungerooms, one of those loungerooms has the computers set up in it.

Hearing someone yelling about heals and trash mobs on vent is not the best way to extract a girl from her clothes.

*edit - anyway, I resolved my issue - I'm paying for his dinner at the pub. motherfucker.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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We have 2 loungerooms, one of those loungerooms has the computers set up in it.

Hearing someone yelling about heals and trash mobs on vent is not the best way to extract a girl from her clothes.

*edit - anyway, I resolved my issue - I'm paying for his dinner at the pub. motherfucker.

Well... shit. Times like this he needs a bedroom desk.

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Eddie you have to think about that positively.

Would you rather he make lots of noise screaming about noobs on vent while you are getting it on or would you prefer him to suddenly become really quiet?

Good move on buying him lunch. Simply playing loud mood music to drown him out would have been a cheaper solution.
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Eddie you have to think about that positively.

Would you rather he make lots of noise screaming about noobs on vent while you are getting it on or would you prefer him to suddenly become really quiet?

Good move on buying him lunch. Simply playing loud mood music to drown him out would have been a cheaper solution.

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Would you rather he make lots of noise screaming about noobs on vent while you are getting it on or would you prefer him to suddenly become really quiet?

i dunno he could've changed from WOW to come and watch anyway.. n00bs! you're doing it wrong lol
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i dunno he could've changed from WOW to come and watch anyway.. n00bs! you're doing it wrong lol

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