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Yeah, definitely not me.

To be honest i never went for the 30 year olds cause i thought they'd never go for someone as young as 20. So foolish.
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^^ indeed foolish, young one.

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Fuck it would be hilarious if a couple of people on here realised that they'd shagged after the fact. Alas, not this time.


I'm sure it's happened in ITM's golden days...

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I feel like someone should have told me sooner, i feel like ive been wasting my time on boys.
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the throngs of ITM users hitting on you hasn't given you the hint?

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Yeah, definitely not me.

To be honest i never went for the 30 year olds cause i thought they'd never go for someone as young as 20. So foolish.

I wouldn't necessarily go out with someone really young, but for one nighters, as long as they're legal I wouldn't knock them back. That said I genrally wouldn't approach someone under 25 or so on the assumption that a: they wouldn't really be interested and b: there's not usually that much interesting conversation to be had with someone that young. Last weekend was an exception because I knew her through her housemate (who goes out with a friend of mine).

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I'd never go for a guy younger than me. far too immature.
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So one person knows your name?

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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the throngs of ITM users hitting on you hasn't given you the hint?


No, its actually the fact that teenage boys no longer hit on me thinking im their age. That used to be kind of embarrassing.
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I dunno Dirtyknees I have to disagree,

I think rooting is impossible to predict, my ex-gf was really popular in highschool, lost her virginity when she was like 14, had like 8 boyfriends since then *cough* slut *cough*, so I just assumed that she would be really experienced in bed

Then when it came down to it, she was pretty much a starfish, and she didn't like to give head for more than 2 mins, so it was pretty lame.

Then my current, was raised in a small country town, only had 1 serious boyfriend after highschool, but is a million times better in the bedroom,

So who knows?
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Well I confess that everyone in this thread seems to be getting more action than me...

Yeah I find chatting to the undergrads (18-22) at my uni to be hard work... because

a) any pop-culture reference I make goes completely over their heads
b) I know nothing about pokemon

but they do look fine I have never seen more people dress up to go to uni... in my undergrad days you were lucky if the sweatpants didn't have holes in them
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^tell me about it... Uni chicks in my day were such dull dressers half the time, anything more than jeans and a shirt/blouse even when out at the pub counted as well dressed. I made more fashion effort than they did.
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a) any pop-culture reference I make goes completely over their heads


My sunday night action mentioned that was the best thing about me, that i got all those references, and that my sense of humor is twisted shit.
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I'd never go for a guy younger than me. far too immature.

Word.
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Then you'll do fine

one time i was chatting in class and made some blade runner reference (to a computing science class), everyone looked blank, so I mentioned the film the reference was from.

Well half the class then told me that they'd studied the movie in english, and one girl told me she couldn't remember it that well because the special effects were so old it was distracting...

ffs
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I'm so glad my friends are the kind of fucked up people i can make frankenstein references with.
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WTF? I watched the directors cut if blade runner the other night, the effects are still awesome. Bitch needs slapping.

Also I confess I'm finding it really hard not to look at the girl sitting near me on the bus's tits. They're amazing.
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yeah it was a real 'faith in the future of humanity, gone' moment
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I confess that I've been Commando all day and feeling absolutely fragile in confidence because of it.

The freedom is amazing and inspiring.

The fear of my fly being undone or popping an accidental boner is not.
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Bede lets hold hands. That story is amazing.

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^^

Careful, if he's free balling his hands have probably been used to do a bit of adjusting all day...
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Trust me, you really don't want to touch my hands.

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Yeah, well maybe I do. No homo

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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well it's not gay if our arms are swinging so whatever
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Also I confess I'm finding it really hard not to look at the girl sitting near me on the bus's tits. They're amazing.

was they like this bus's tits?


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Urgh, fast food tastes like shit sober. I don't know how so many people base their circumference's around eating that crap.
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accidental boner is not.

Thats all that stops me.
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I had a dream last night and Ravelikespastic was in it, I have no idea what she looks like, but in my dream she was a midget with blonde hair.
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^i dont think anyone does, i am lead to believe she WILL ONLY GO OUT IN PUBLIC DRESSED AS A POWER RANGER
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I confess that I dont understand power rangers either... I mean I watched one episode and it was terrible, just terrible
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growing up, we didn't have a TV for a while. so when all my friends were into power rangers i had no idea what they were on about
i was left out.

then when i finally saw them i was like .. What the..? this was big??
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I know, right? the plot was non-sensical, the acting atrocious, the fight scenes and special effects laughable... sorry to all the fans, but it was like watching the teletubbies
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was it always like really bad real people?
or did it used to be animation at all?
i've only ever seen real people act. sooooooo bad!!
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^i dont think anyone does, i am lead to believe she WILL ONLY GO OUT IN PUBLIC DRESSED AS A POWER RANGER

Lol I think that's how I knew it was her! She had a t-shirt or something with the power ranger avatar. I don't even know what the dream was about or why or how she was in it. I just know she was a blonde midget.
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I know, right? the plot was non-sensical, the acting atrocious, the fight scenes and special effects laughable... sorry to all the fans, but it was like watching the teletubbies

Power Rangers: Samurai

Almost 20 years later, and it would seem they still have the exact same budget, set designers and fight choreographers

Check out an ep
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At the age of 4 my programming choices were not governed by special effects, acting capabilities or depth of plot

Basically it had a massive robot in it so it ticked the box
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I know, right? the plot was non-sensical, the acting atrocious, the fight scenes and special effects laughable... sorry to all the fans, but it was like watching the teletubbies

Do you want to know why it was like watching teletubbies?



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BECAUSE IT WAS MADE FOR THE SAME AGE GROUP AS TELETUBBIES YOU DICKFLOP
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Teletubbies was aimed at kids younger than 4.

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Power rangers was for the kids who ate glue. Every one who was cool was into the Ninja Turtles.
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Power rangers was for the kids who ate glue. Every one who was cool was into the Ninja Turtles.

Different generation really, Turtles was big in the late 80s-early 90s, Power Rangers didn't come along til the mid-90s. Which, actually come to think of it, does automatically make the Turtles cooler

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Huh? I remember watching ninja turtles and not liking power rangers at the same sort of time. like 94-98. Although i was born in 92 so im not an expert on the decade.
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Huh? I remember watching ninja turtles and not liking power rangers at the same sort of time. like 94-98. Although i was born in 92 so im not an expert on the decade.

Turtles were still around then, but they weren;t as popular as they were earlier, they were mega-popular around 1988-92, when I was in my early-mid teens. Power Rangers didn't come along until 1993.

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Then my current, was raised in a small country town, only had 1 serious boyfriend after highschool, but is a million times better in the bedroom

country town eh? her uncle probably taught her a thing or two

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I had a dream last night and Ravelikespastic was in it, I have no idea what she looks like, but in my dream she was a midget with blonde hair.

did you clap dem cheeks?

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Fucked if I know, I don't remember what was happening in the dream, just that Ravespasticlike was init ya know?
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