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All this talk about full backs is boring me.

Let us talk about good players.

I like Ba and Cisse
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All this talk about full backs is boring me.

Let us talk about good players.

I like Ba and Cisse

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He was one of their best players when we lost to them
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He was one of their best players when we lost to them

he is a beast. easily the best fullback in the world.
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oh and if Watson isn't in front of the brownlow after 5 rounds, I will post a photo of my left testicle at the end of the season.

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he is a beast. easily the best fullback in the world.

I wouldn't go that far myself, against teams that apply more pressure than we did that night he gets caught out of position quite often.

It's almost impossible to compare them as their styles of play are so different, but as much as it pains me to say it I still think Ashley Cole is the best fullback in the world by an absolute mile.
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no way. marcelo is a great defender and brings so much more to the team than cole. the only problem is he can be a bit too aggressive in the tackle sometimes. best fullback since cafu
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full backs are supposed to attack. that's how real teams play. brazilian fullbacks > all others
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there is a difference between a wing back and a full back.
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there is a difference between a wing back and a full back.

are you for real? wing backs are used in formations with 3 centre backs. they provide all the width in the team. madrid play with a back 4. marcelo plays as an attacking fullback. would he be more suited to a formation that uses wingbacks? perhaps, but that is not his position for madrid or brazil
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I think this has only been discussed in this thread three times in the past 6 months, so I guess that's not too bad...
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full backs are supposed to attack. that's how real teams play. brazilian fullbacks > all others

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oh and if Watson isn't in front of the brownlow after 5 rounds, I will post a photo of my left testicle at the end of the season.

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I was checking what time the games were on this weekend but I couldnt find any until I realised that I was looking at 15th/next weekend.

That means there are no games then, is it a international round ? .




Edit: at mids, thats probably unfair on the horse.

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International break is next weekend, not this one.
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Yeah thats what I meant, no games next weekend.

Fucked international games are crap

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oh and if Watson isn't in front of the brownlow after 5 rounds, I will post a photo of my left testicle at the end of the season.

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Full backs? What about this guy?

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Yeah Maldini is one of the best of all time. Incredible player.

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Fuck. I need more beer then.

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Isn't it earlier for like a month?
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So has anyone checked the records to find the last time that Manchester United lost at home and West Ham won away on the same weekend when both were in the top division

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So has anyone checked the records to find the last time that Manchester United lost at home and West Ham won away on the same weekend when both were in the top division

I'm guessing the 70's or 80's

i cant imagine why i have never checked those records
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