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David Icke is very much real. He used to be a very well known mainstream sports commentator. I saw him speak at Glastonbury once (maybe '96?) and it was the maddest speeches and world views I have ever heard - even being completely off my tree it still struck me as a wee bit far-fetched!
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Crabman is that like the onion and/or people are trolling the conspiracy theorists on the lizardman forum or are they for realsies? please tell me they aren't.

Pretty sure they're realsies. You do realise that I was prompting you all to prep your nets, right?

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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David Icke is very much real. He used to be a very well known mainstream sports commentator. I saw him speak at Glastonbury once (maybe '96?) and it was the maddest speeches and world views I have ever heard - even being completely off my tree it still struck me as a wee bit far-fetched!

He's a dicke lolol

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Haha the guy that sits next to me at work visits his site every day, he's a whack job though, believes in that reptilian/chemtrail/conspiracy shit and he goes to some fortune teller lady once a week
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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Is it coincidental that it says "cray" in the background or is ttj?
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I'd give you the job 'cause of your dedication, then take it away 'cause you're a fucking idiot.

i would have made you sit in your car then call you from my office

otherwise you just wouldn't learn
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i would have made you sit in your car then call you from my office

otherwise you just wouldn't learn

Across the desk.

On mobiles.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Is it coincidental that it says "cray" in the background or is ttj?

LE SIGH!

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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TIL: Even though the cash I earned OS was tax-free, it was still included when considerising my HECS debt repayment. So long, refund. LE SIGH!

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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ergh, HECS is the bane of my existence atm
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I don't know what you're talking about, $30k for a degree I never actually finished isn't annoying at all.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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So does France's, but we don't speak French.

La Marseillaise (English translation)

Arise, children of the Fatherland,
The day of glory has arrived!
Against us tyranny
Raises its bloody banner (repeat)
Do you hear, in the countryside,
The roar of those ferocious soldiers?
They're coming right into your arms
To cut the throats of your sons and women!

To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
Let's march, let's march!
Let an impure blood
Water our furrows!


Now that is a fucking national anthem.

and our women are so hot
wtf, you don't even know
even the guys who drive taxis are a bit hngh
with their accents & ambiguous ethnicity and sexual orientation
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the French even do race mixing better than the English.
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Dave - tips for best pork roll in springvale?

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Haha the guy that sits next to me at work visits his site every day, he's a whack job though, believes in that reptilian/chemtrail/conspiracy shit and he goes to some fortune teller lady once a week

Do you play cricket with a guy called Dane P.? He is also a tinfoli hat-wearing lunatic.
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I don't know what you're talking about, $30k for a degree I never actually finished isn't annoying at all.

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FTGHECS

well, look at it this way... at least you made me feel better now
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Astro, you should charge for that shit.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Do you play cricket with a guy called Dane P.? He is also a tinfoli hat-wearing lunatic.

Haha yep he plays at warringah, he is a nut job and I pay him out about it regularly
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Dave - tips for best pork roll in springvale?

Can't say I ever pork rolled out that way.
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s'orright - got some leads.

Dunno why it hadn't occurred to me before but clayton is fairly close to springvale and thus pho and pork rolls.

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I can however reccomend a decent pork roll near MSY Mitcham if you're ever out that way. Just watch out for dragons.
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Pork roll - Bread poisoning and food poisoning
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and the pig was not best pleased either.
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If pigs didn't want to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of delicious bacon.
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Off to the butcher in a minute. Man needs meat.
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Haha yep he plays at warringah, he is a nut job and I pay him out about it regularly

He's all about chemtrails and shit. I had to put him on ignore on facebook because I couldn't help but pay him out.
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Went round to ex-gfs house yesterday,

I won the break up, everything i thought about her was true. She is a liar, manipulator and i fel sorry for the guy who ends up with her.

Also her dad gave me a smoke and a bourbon. yeeww.

The end.
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Life trainwreck stories, bewbs, mod angering drug implicated posts and 2fast2furious only.

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Why, are you supposed to put out when someone gives you a drink & smoke?
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Pretty much yeah.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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hurr hurr hurrrrrr

No seriously. He talked about it yesterday and I was hoping he didnt because he's better than that.
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It was a good speech. Didn't want to interrupt.

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So apparently I've offended someone by making a 'sarcastic comment'/funny on someone else's FB - her BF PM'ed me about him not appreciating that sort of comment.

Cheers Glenn, Bism and the rest of you ****s who were responsible in making me what I've become.

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that sort of comments.

engrish

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I read everyone's posts.


Even yours pee three three seven.

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If they don't appreciate that kind of comment, tell 'em to go back to where they came from.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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So apparently I've offended someone by making a 'sarcastic comment'/funny on someone else's FB - her BF PM'ed me about him not appreciating that sort of comment.

Cheers Glenn, Bism and the rest of you ****s who were responsible in making me what I've become.

Pfft, take it as a blessing, you're better off without precious knob-ends who get upset about every second thing you say.

Stacked my bike good riding up in the Yellomundee regional park this arvo, took a tricky little downhill section before a bridge over a creek a bit too fast and ended up stacking off the bridge and landing in the stream, ended up having to drive home in just my compression shorts cause all my clothes were soaked. Smashed up my left knee pretty good, feels like the same spot I had an operation on about 15 years ago after busting it up snowboarding, hope I haven't done any more cartilage damage (prolly not as there isn't really much left there to damage). Suspect I won;t be running for a few days anyway.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Tapout, was this you posting as 'kick'? (4th comment down)



http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/c...008-278g2.html

Also, "no Lilly, they wouldn't"
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tempted to come out of gumtree trolling retirement after seeing this bad boy

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Pfft, take it as a blessing, you're better off without precious knob-ends who get upset about every second thing you say.

I took it as jealous BF seeing me as a threat and/or misreading the funny. The girl later apologised.

She is pretty cute hot and a comic/gamer nerd.
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I took it as jealous BF seeing me as a threat and/or misreading the funny. The girl later apologised.

She is pretty cute hot and a comic/gamer nerd.

Cute nerdgirl=insta-boner. No wonder her BF is insecure.

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Tapout, was this you posting as 'kick'? (4th comment down)



http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/c...008-278g2.html

Also, "no Lilly, they wouldn't"

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Tapout, was this you posting as 'kick'? (4th comment down)



http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/c...008-278g2.html

Also, "no Lilly, they wouldn't"

I like how a "glenn" responded to "Kick"'s comment, so easy to imagine them as tapout and aircon

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Did you fuck?

No way.

I Went there to see if I was right.

And I was.


She is a trashy. selfish bong head of a liar who only gets by because people want to thrash her little 5'3 frame (which is now noticebly wobblier, but thats just mean)

But also, I wanted to make sure her Dad and bro were ok, because they are good guys and their wife/mum committed suicide last year and they have had a hard time dealing with the mum / daughter their whole life.

And also I guess, I wanted to make sure there was not even an ounce of me that wanted to fuck her, and tbh, the whole time I was there she repulsed me. Even the last time i had sex with her, i just wanted it to be over. So i'm glad that clear in my head.


Then when I got home I had a 3 hour Skype with my beautiful gf who is from a loving family, who has never really used drugs, who has a degree, who plays sports 5 times a week, has a license, and who isn't a starfish in the bedroom and who isn't a retarded bogan. So that was great.

* Also, cray-cray headcase (CCHC), the ex-gf, wants me to take her surfing on Wednesday even though I know she is fucking some other guy, LOL. Then she's like, but don't get all weird if you see me in a bikini. Bitch please, your wobbly arse and cellulite thighs make me yak, and those girls on the beach arn't looking at your bikini, they're looking at my sweet abs
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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A nice message, given with your usual panache.

Ten on ten.

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