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Originally Posted by Marshwah

Perhaps if you fix the latter you could improve the former. Think about it budddddddy.

Fuck off, faggot.

Maybe every time they hang their towels on the balcony they end up smelling like weed and tofu.

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Originally Posted by Bism

Maybe every time they hang their towels on the balcony they end up smelling like weed and tofu.

What's this got to do with the price of fish?

Spoiler:

Answer: Nothing, as vegetarians don't eat fish.

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Originally Posted by ianwil1976

Had a couple of people introduce themselves when we were moving in but since then...stonewalls, the lot of them. We're a friendly couple, I just don't get it. Maybe they think her constant screaming is me beating her and not pounding her, if you know what I mean? EH?!?! *nudge nudge wink wink*

Maybe they're avoiding eye contact with you because they can hear her livid orgasms and keep picturing your keen evil rape-eyes penetrating their minds eye every time they hear her.

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Originally Posted by Bism

Maybe every time they hang their towels on the balcony they end up smelling like weed and tofu.

Haven't smoked hooch once in the new place, so nyerrrrrr!

Also, there's a family of about six generations of Asians next to us who sit on their balcony smoking stinky Asian cigarettes every night. Rankness.

removed a shitload of dust from my computer last night

realised this morning that because of all the fucking around with shit last night i also need to replace the thermal paste and until i do that i've just made things worse lol



deeeeeerp

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Originally Posted by B_e_de

Maybe they're avoiding eye contact with you because they can hear her livid orgasms and keep picturing your keen evil rape-eyes penetrating their minds eye every time they hear her.

I do have pretty awesome rape-eyes.

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Originally Posted by ianwil1976

Haven't smoked hooch once in the new place, so nyerrrrrr!

Also, there's a family of about six generations of Asians next to us who sit on their balcony smoking stinky Asian cigarettes every night. Rankness.

What would be awesome: a hose that reached your balcony.

Alternative: Super soaker.

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Originally Posted by jarrardscott

so looking at notebookcheck

if i want to run top games on ultra settings (took BF3 on ultra as my benchmark) at a decent framerate i would need one of these cards

NVIDIA GeForce GTX 680M SLI*
AMD Radeon HD 7970M Crossfire
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 590
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 680

problem is, i dont know how to find what laptops contain what graphics cards. and if these type are way above my price range (probably 1500 or so)

They dont make it easy...

though it seems realistically, these graphics cards are too high end and not many notebooks are running stuff that good. (let alone you guys?)

Yeah, it's not easy finding this info unless you follow some forums. I got most of my education by following this thread on neogaf, in particular the user K.Jack. Also http://forum.notebookreview.com/

As Chippie said, if you want to play everything on ultra you may have to lower your expectations (or go desktop). But what does ultra actually bring to the table anyway? More bloom? AAover9000? Does it matter? I run everything on high or better. With the dot pitch of a 15" screen at 1080p, everything looks pretty awesome.

Just got a parking fine for somewhere that I've never been...

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Originally Posted by B_e_de

What would be awesome: a hose that reached your balcony.

Alternative: Super soaker.

we have a tap on our balcony + hose attached. No annoying neighbours to attack though

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Originally Posted by trAse

Just got a parking fine for somewhere that I've never been...

It's a sign

GO THERE

~and u will meet ur love~

Forward dis to 50 people or u will never know where you parked last!!!!!

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Originally Posted by NismoR31

we have a tap on our balcony + hose attached. No annoying neighbours to attack though

Without knowing what your balcony looks like, it does seem kind of strange to just have a hose and tap on a balcony.

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Originally Posted by B_e_de

It's a sign

GO THERE

~and u will meet ur love~

Forward dis to 50 people or u will never know where you parked last!!!!!

More likely my roommate stole my car [again], without telling me [again]. This is after I took to hiding my things around my room, meaning he dug around my stuff for the keys.

Last. Fucking. Straw.

hey guys if you get done for speeding by a radar gun do the coppas have to make you pull over?

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Originally Posted by trAse

More likely my roommate stole my car [again], without telling me [again]. This is after I took to hiding my things around my room, meaning he dug around my stuff for the keys.

Last. Fucking. Straw.

You live with Bede?

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Originally Posted by B_e_de

Without knowing what your balcony looks like, it does seem kind of strange to just have a hose and tap on a balcony.

lot's of balconies in Sydney have taps on the balcony. up to the resident to buy a hose

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Originally Posted by trAse

More likely my roommate stole my car [again], without telling me [again]. This is after I took to hiding my things around my room, meaning he dug around my stuff for the keys.

Last. Fucking. Straw.

Woah. That's super not right.

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Originally Posted by BigGroovyFcuker

hey guys if you get done for speeding by a radar gun do the coppas have to make you pull over?

I don't know if they have to. Maybe it was a mobile camera unit? They definitely don't pull you over.

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Originally Posted by big eddie yesterday at 11:59am

http://www.logitechshop.com.au/logit...e-mouse-u.html

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Originally Posted by Startrack today at 11:18am

Delivered and ready for collection at Post Office.

Sweet heavens.

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Originally Posted by trAse

More likely my roommate stole my car [again], without telling me [again]. This is after I took to hiding my things around my room, meaning he dug around my stuff for the keys.

Last. Fucking. Straw.

Kick him out and I'll come live with you

Then I'LL rummage through your room, but only for a wank sock, once I find it I'll return it to you.

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Originally Posted by Vote Quimby

lot's of balconies in Sydney have taps on the balcony. up to the resident to buy a hose

w-why?

To water your herb garden that's attached to your balcony rail?

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Originally Posted by Gruso

I don't know if they have to. Maybe it was a mobile camera unit? They definitely don't pull you over.

nah just a blue with a radar in his hand.

long story short; in school zone, see the bastard, look down at speedo and i'm sitting on 50, maybe fractionally higher. shit it, slow down and drive past.. don't know if i'm getting done or not? friend says nar should be sweet they'd have made me pull over if they wanted to bust me

Speaking of balcony herb gardens, we're going to make one like this soon.



IT USES A PALLET ON ITS SIDE HOW COOL IS THAT

Domestic life suits me because I enjoy wearing slippers.

I've got wood.

I like where you're going with it, but it's an eyesore.

I'd prefer to just hang some shit off the balcony.

Eyesore? I think it looks quite palatable personally.

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Originally Posted by trAse

More likely my roommate stole my car [again], without telling me [again]. This is after I took to hiding my things around my room, meaning he dug around my stuff for the keys.

Last. Fucking. Straw.

You should seriously move out of the Gatwick mate, you're just gonna get this all the time.

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Originally Posted by ianwil1976

Speaking of balcony herb gardens, we're going to make one like this soon.



IT USES A PALLET ON ITS SIDE HOW COOL IS THAT

Domestic life suits me because I enjoy wearing slippers.

Just because they've stripped the paint doesn't mean its not stolen from CHEP.

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Originally Posted by Gruso

But what does ultra actually bring to the table anyway? More bloom?

lol a lot of those gimmicks like bloom are really annoying anyway

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Originally Posted by B_e_de

I like where you're going with it, but it's an eyesore.

I'd prefer to just hang some shit off the balcony.

Oh, well fuck you then. I was going to get you a personalised gardening kneeling pillow for when you come and visit but you've just ruined that little moment.

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Originally Posted by ianwil1976

Oh, well fuck you then. I was going to get you a personalised gardening kneeling pillow for when you come and visit but you've just ruined that little moment.

What was I gonna do with this pillow? Give head to your coriander?

Can't we just lie on blankets with our heads on our acoustic guitars and bongos like old times?

*throws matching trowel set in the bin*

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Originally Posted by B_e_de

What was I gonna do with this pillow? Give head to your coriander?

Can't we just lie on blankets with our heads on our acoustic guitars and bongos like old times?

sit on stolen milkcrates imo

Im not sure which thread/forum to put this in so imma put this in here as its networking more than anything. Basically I want to try and get spotify running through my speakers and control via wifi ( so I can play music through my house i just moved into). The less stuff I have to use the better but Ill note what I have available to me. Basically in my old place I could get my laptop plugged into my mixer through a soundcard which was plugged into Behringer truths and then control spotfiy through them via my laptop. I dont want to use my laptop though if possible, I wanna make use of my ipad for more flexibility. I have;

1 Ipad ( With spotify software)
2 x BEHRINGER TRUTH B1031A ACTIVE SPEAKERS (https://www.storedj.com.au/products/...FfBUpgod1EIAaw)
Wifi
Laptop ( with spotify)
Mixer + CDJS
Stereo ( old)
Audio 5 soundcard


Prefer to keep it as simple as possible but what do people reccomend?

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Originally Posted by big eddie

Just because they've stripped the paint doesn't mean its not stolen from CHEP.

Very unlikely though.

Why go to the effort of sanding/planing a blue chep pallet when you could so easily just buy/steal an unpainted one so you only have to prep the face of the thing?

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Originally Posted by Marshwah

'morning gents.

Woke up with a hangover and didn't drink, the fuck is this.

That's generally called dehydration.

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Originally Posted by RunningWithScissors

sit on stolen milkcrates imo

Got two already.

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Originally Posted by Hdb2

Im not sure which thread/forum to put this in so imma put this in here as its networking more than anything. Basically I want to try and get spotify running through my speakers and control via wifi ( so I can play music through my house i just moved into). The less stuff I have to use the better but Ill note what I have to use. Basically in my old place I could get my laptop plugged into a mixer which was plugged into Behringer truths and then control spotfiy through them via my laptop. I dont want to use my laptop though if possible, I wanna make use of my ipad for more flexibility. I have;

1 Ipad ( With spotify software)
2 x BEHRINGER TRUTH B1031A ACTIVE SPEAKERS (https://www.storedj.com.au/products/...FfBUpgod1EIAaw)
Wifi
Laptop ( with spotify)
Mixer + CDJS
Stereo ( old)
Audio 5 soundcard


Prefer to keep it as simple as possible but what do people reccomend?

Sounds like you need some sort of little box plugged into the mixer or stereo that the ipad will stream audio to. Not well versed in these things but google said:

http://reviews.cnet.com/home-enterta...-34505053.html

http://reviews.cnet.com/home-enterta...-35110085.html

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Originally Posted by B_e_de

I like where you're going with it, but it's an eyesore.

I'd prefer to just hang some shit off the balcony.

pallets used this way au naturale aren't my taste either, but with the right colour would look alright.

Dark bluestone sort of grey would probably look best depending on the wall you're putting it up against, having dark grey as a background will make the greenery 'pop'



(Home improvement with diarx)

I like the rustic quality of a plain wood pallet.

Up yours.

Edit I like this better

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Originally Posted by Gruso

Sounds like you need some sort of little box plugged into the mixer or stereo that the ipad will stream audio to. Not well versed in these things but google said:

http://reviews.cnet.com/home-enterta...-34505053.html

http://reviews.cnet.com/home-enterta...-35110085.html

Thanks Gruso, always the help!

That looks great (and cheap) for exactly what I am looking for.

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The bad: It's "wireless," but needs to be plugged into the audio component (and a wall outlet).

So it would need to plug into my mixer/stereo and a wall outlet yeah? Its 2012, annoying I cant plug straight into my speakers without the need for a mixer/stero .

You should be able to plug it straight into your Truths

[edit] With a pair of RCA to 1/4" adaptors.

is this a repost
http://www.calgarysun.com/2012/10/02...ory-wasnt-weed

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Originally Posted by B_e_de

Without knowing what your balcony looks like, it does seem kind of strange to just have a hose and tap on a balcony.

there's a lot more greenery now and stuff has grown but you get the idea


we don't even use the hose/tap to water stuff only for cleaning the balcony if we ever need to

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Originally Posted by BigGroovyFcuker

hey guys if you get done for speeding by a radar gun do the coppas have to make you pull over?

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigGroovyFcuker

nah just a blue with a radar in his hand.

long story short; in school zone, see the bastard, look down at speedo and i'm sitting on 50, maybe fractionally higher. shit it, slow down and drive past.. don't know if i'm getting done or not? friend says nar should be sweet they'd have made me pull over if they wanted to bust me

if it's just a handheld radar gun then they have to pull you over & book you afaik. Unless they've integrated number plate id & cameras into them in the last few years that i haven't heard about (doubt it - too much room for error)

also if your speedo says 50 you're probably only doing 46 or less. They have to target your number plate for 3 secs with the gun to get a reading. If you're slowing down in this period it'll register a lower speed than what you were initially doing so you prob got down to the cbf/not worth it range

None more rustic.

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Originally Posted by Hdb2

Im not sure which thread/forum to put this in so imma put this in here as its networking more than anything. Basically I want to try and get spotify running through my speakers and control via wifi ( so I can play music through my house i just moved into). The less stuff I have to use the better but Ill note what I have available to me. Basically in my old place I could get my laptop plugged into my mixer through a soundcard which was plugged into Behringer truths and then control spotfiy through them via my laptop. I dont want to use my laptop though if possible, I wanna make use of my ipad for more flexibility. I have;

1 Ipad ( With spotify software)
2 x BEHRINGER TRUTH B1031A ACTIVE SPEAKERS (https://www.storedj.com.au/products/...FfBUpgod1EIAaw)
Wifi
Laptop ( with spotify)
Mixer + CDJS
Stereo ( old)
Audio 5 soundcard


Prefer to keep it as simple as possible but what do people reccomend?

Sonos.

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Originally Posted by Rogan Josh

MOBILE GARDEN

i like how someone decided those needed signs to explain what they were

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Originally Posted by NismoR31

there's a lot more greenery now and stuff has grown but you get the idea

Spoiler:

Please tell me that's to go alongside your steak and you're not implying that it's a garden of sorts?

Robert HNGH

http://www.residentadvisor.net/podca...de.aspx?id=330

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Originally Posted by MadMike

Edit I like this better

Read that as 'Make it poop!' ... whhhhyyy would I dooo thaaaat?

Also re: gardens you mo fuckas need to get a raised garden bed. I'm not paying for tomatoes this year! Fungus has got my fuckin capsicums though.