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So today's comical mishap - I came back to my apartment this morning around 11am and was out and about till about 4pm. Coming home I found that someone had gone into my room and stolen a pair of jeans, a pair of old shoes, an old hoody, some cuban cigars, and half an envelope filled with small denominations of coins. Oh and 5 pairs of my boxers.

Turns out my housemate had a friend over who decided to do a little shopping in my room. I thought a homeless guy had broken in considering the items. Few hours later after some aggressive calls from my housemate and all my stuff is getting returned in the morning.

Fucking.
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Jesus fucking christ.

Glad your housemate is on top of it.
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2nd is good for me. Spokes?

Anyone else?

Four pages later, yep, all clear here, have let SM know as well.
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Yep, so S&F meetup at the greyhounds on the 2nd, let me know if you're in. BYO flat cap.
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1.5 hour nap turned into 3 hours when I turned off my alarm... Oops. Prob won't sleep tonight.
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So...top temperature of 12 degrees today. Yay.



In more awesome news, Coles have started a 'coles range' of healthy stuff called 'Simply Less'.

"Hurrr coles hurrrrr"

As a diabetic I'm a MASSIVE fan. cheap stuff that is low in sugar, sign me up.

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In more awesome news, Coles have started a 'coles range' of healthy stuff called 'Simply Less'.

"Hurrr coles hurrrrr"

As a diabetic I'm a MASSIVE fan. cheap stuff that is low in sugar, sign me up.

Nah, as long as it;s GENUINELY nutritionally okay I don;t care if it's Coles, Woollies, whoever making it, the more people buying it the better. I'm way too poor to shop exclusively at OMGorganicmacrotradeaidindependentbiovegangrocers for all my provisions.

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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At the moment it's in promotional stages so not a massive range but the psyllium flakes (breakfast cereal) that they have is pretty awesome.

These guys. I bought a box for $1 the other day, have been adding them to my weetbix for brekkie.

(the plain ones on the right): http://www.coles.com.au/Products/Col...Breakfast.aspx

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Oats taste like ass.

Multigrain Weetbix 4 lyf

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Oats taste like ass.

Multigrain Weetbix 4 lyf

Oh peter. You need some porridge learnin.

If you wanna get technical.

2:1 water to oats ratio
heat in saucepan on lowest heat.
once cooked, place in bowl and add COLD full cream milk

If you want to get fancy:
before you take it off the heat, add half a cup of frozen blueberries and a handful of toasted almonds.

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porridge is old person food

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No it ain't.

It's awesome for a cold winter's morning or late night snack.

Even the Uncle T's instant oats are pretty good.
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yeah but, time. Porridge takes way too long to make/eat in the morning before work.

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No it ain't.

It's awesome for a cold winter's morning or late night snack.

Even the Uncle T's instant oats are pretty good.

I used to think that, till I started eating fruity museli (which I've stopped again because :sugar and have found out now that they are bland as all fuck.

I'm back to morning protein shakes. Protein, a bit of greek yoghurt, psyllium and coffee.
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yeah but, time. Porridge takes way too long to make/eat in the morning before work.

Nerp - just gotta optimise your processes mang.

Put it on stove and have a shower, iron your shirt etc etc.

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^Derpy breakfast is win. I don't like chewing in the morning, unless I'm chewing bacon.

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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I eat apple/banannna, then 1 hour later I get MEGA hungry and eat a tuna/cheeese/mayo jaffle,

but i only start work at 4pm, so i'm not really in a rush,
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I forgot about the most important ingredient for those shakes... Milk
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I forgot about the most important ingredient for those shakes... Milk

If you want to get a little fancy chuck a handful of blueberries/mixed berries in, totally awesome.

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Nerp - just gotta optimise your processes mang.

Put it on stove and have a shower, iron your shirt etc etc.

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Oats taste like ass.

Multigrain Weetbix 4 lyf

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porridge is old person food

As above

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yeah but, time. Porridge takes way too long to make/eat in the morning before work.

It takes a bit longer to eat it I'll give you that, but I always have it when I have some time.
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Peter has Diabeeeeetus? Oh dear.

I love good muesli in the morning. Toss in some blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, banana, a scoop of protein. Whatever you want really. Nutritious, tasty, gooooooood.
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If you want to get a little fancy chuck a handful of blueberries/mixed berries in, totally awesome.

With coffee?
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Yes, it creates "fancy coffee".

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I have WPI for breakfast as these days I favour a lean, giroud-esque aesthetic.

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panda are you going to be at that weight lift thingy in early december in sydney? The one misso sent the invites out for

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^Derpy breakfast is win. I don't like chewing in the morning, unless I'm chewing bacon.

An acquaintance in scotland swears by porridge with thin crispy bacon & cheese. Im not game to try even i could get the bacon just right, but I'd love a second opinion if anyone else Is
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Peters - As the Diabetics, Dr's always ask about feet... I have never had a problem but that GIS, erghhhh. The more you know.

Edward - Porridge is boss, fuck the haters.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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An acquaintance in scotland swears by porridge with thin crispy bacon & cheese. Im not game to try even i could get the bacon just right, but I'd love a second opinion if anyone else Is

Just cook the bacon slowly, eventually the fat renders out and it crisps up well before it burns.. still not sure about the porridge with it though.

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Also buy the primo streaky rindless bacon if you get it from supermarket. That shit cooks real crispy because it has a lot of fat. I love turning the bacon and watching the top of it sizzle. Only issue with that particular type is that it's super salty.
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rindless?! GTFO, I love bacon rind.

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rind is for poor people

Short cut bacon is like fucking with a condom.

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Fuck yall, Ham off the bone is where its at. Slice that sucker, throw it in a hot pan and boom, flavour country.

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There's no need to argue, you're obviously all really good at eating fatty foods.
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Oh peter. You need some porridge learnin.

If you wanna get technical.

2:1 water to oats ratio
heat in saucepan on lowest heat.
once cooked, place in bowl and add COLD full cream milk

If you want to get fancy:
before you take it off the heat, add half a cup of frozen blueberries and a handful of toasted almonds.

I have almost been ostracised from the true Caledonian Scots Club for stating that hot porridge is an abomination. The best I have found here is Uncle Toby's Quick oats drowned in cold 'So Milky" (fnaaar fnaaaar) soya milk with a blip of LSA and some Tate & Lyle's syrup.
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this whole discussion is stupid anyways. the perfect breakfast is one sausage and egg mcmuffin, one bacon and egg mcmuffin, an extra bbq sauce, and a small coke. honestly, they should give grimace a fucking nobel prize for that shit.
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Oh peter. You need some porridge learnin.

I like stirring it.

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