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I don't go to be in the VIP area.. I don't need big breaks, a big song with a buildup and lights and smoke.. all you need is a kickdrum and a good bassline. You don't need any of that other shit. Na, I'm not going for none of those reasons.. I'm just going for the music.

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I don't go to be in the VIP area.. I don't need big breaks, a big song with a buildup and lights and smoke.. all you need is a kickdrum and a good bassline. You don't need any of that other shit. Na, I'm not going for none of those reasons.. I'm just going for the music.

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Gerrard on Everton post derby -

"There was only one team who came into the derby trying to play football. Everton are effective because they have some big physical lads in the team and are very direct, but the only team who tried to play football was us. I thought we stood up to a team that are very similar to Stoke."

Despite Gerrard's comments, match stats showed that Liverpool played more long balls in the match - 16.6% compared to 13.8% by the Toffees - and completed 261 passes (71.7%) to Everton's 361 (74.7%). Everton had 56% of possession, and 16 shots on goal compared to Liverpool's 13.

Gerrard a while after -

"Just to clarify I've watched the game again, and I've seen some of Everton's matches this season, and what I said in relation to their style of play went too far. I was frustrated by the disallowed goal from Luis when I spoke and also some of the things (diving allegations) that have been said about Luis in recent weeks which haven't been fair in my opinion."

"As captain I have a duty to stand up for our players when I feel they are unfairly singled out. But it wasn't my intention to disrespect Everton or Stoke for that matter and I certainly didn't intend any disrespect to their manager or players.

"I have the utmost respect for David Moyes and Tony Pulis and the job they have done at their respective clubs. My main issue was with the goal that wasn't given and that Liverpool did not get the three points I felt we deserved in what was a fantastic derby match.''


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ramires put in a 5th to make it 5 - 3 and surely secure the win in ET for chelsea
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I don't go to be in the VIP area.. I don't need big breaks, a big song with a buildup and lights and smoke.. all you need is a kickdrum and a good bassline. You don't need any of that other shit. Na, I'm not going for none of those reasons.. I'm just going for the music.

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Just read this blog post and dug up the highlights of Drogs against Liverpool back in 2005. Still remember that piece of skill to go past Hyypia. Drogba was such a beast

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Quarter-finals - to be played week of December 10
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We'll beat Bradford on pens then get knocked out by Norwich in the 94th minute.
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I just came in here to post that .

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oh and if Watson isn't in front of the brownlow after 5 rounds, I will post a photo of my left testicle at the end of the season.

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.

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We'll beat Bradford on pens then get knocked out by Norwich in the 94th minute.

Nah we'll make the final then lose, just to torment our youngsters for future arsenal growth.
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Have you always swore like this rave man, I remember you were never this angry all the time ?

Again I'd love to see you on the checkouts.

no man i'm just super happy right after we got screwed on sunday and we got our reverage , i never swear at work, i'm not like this in the real world.
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we're not racist. some of our best players are black! darkies!

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some solid banter between the clubs though. love it. i think mourinho and fergie have a lot to do with it. there was never the animosity between us when we started winning like there was between other clubs. i guess thats because real recognise real. i guess when you win stuff you dont have to be a whiney entitled bitch like arsenal or liverpool.

anyways. this one cracked me up too.

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i'm not like this in the real world.

You mean emoticons dont come flying out of your mouth every time you speak irl?

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The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious ****s? Where is the god of tits and wine?

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...and his team-mates are just rushing to celebrate with him!
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i guess when you win stuff you dont have to be a whiney entitled bitch like arsenal or liverpool.

sorry its a little hard to hear you over the noise being made by the anfield crowd...



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no man i'm just super happy right after we got screwed on sunday and we got our reverage , i never swear at work, i'm not like this in the real world.

Reverage. So good

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sorry its a little hard to hear you over the noise being made by the anfield crowd...



what went wrong?

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what went wrong?

Rafa was sacked after finishing 7th in the league

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I love when Liverpool fans retort back with pictures and stats from years ago .

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oh and if Watson isn't in front of the brownlow after 5 rounds, I will post a photo of my left testicle at the end of the season.

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