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Body Composition and Diet thread, Episode 2: All bets are off (The Marshening)

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I'm only 5kg heavier than Derp.

Dem ratios.
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That should have been 70kgs.

WHERE ARE YOUR RATIOS NOW?
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He's basically a 75kg Benedikt Magnússon.

Except old mate Bene doesn't have a licensed trade

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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That should have been 70kgs.

WHERE ARE YOUR RATIOS NOW?

Haha.

SLIGHTLY ADJUSTED!
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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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I posted that video in the exercise thread at the same time as I posted the workout results, that was my mention. It was part xfit troll part form check

You drop your 150kg Deadlift and elite ratios around here like you're Steve Pulcinella

Lol at elite ratio's, at 75kg BW he should be deadlifting around the 185kg mark

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don't be mean guys - at derp's weight and deadlift result he actually would have received a placing at the state comp at our gym a month back

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Which is funny because he doesn't even like women.
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Which is funny because he doesn't even like women.

That's a lie, I like your mum.


Also brad I only mention it when somebody has a go at me... Just shows how often that is hey!

Tapout I reckon I was on track to get at least 170kg but then I had that abdominal pain and stopped. I'm still pretty worried about it so any sign of it and ill be dropping weights back.
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You were going to but you couldn't.
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Fun fact: this whole shemozzle has me pretty fired up to get back over the bar (the other bar).
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stop talking about it astro and start posting videos of you lifting then frolicking over the bar.....again.

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Haha I found that vid on my comp the other day, u were such a fatty astro
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Sweet ratios but.
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Hmm the blurter to gut ratio was interesting
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I'm only 5kg heavier than Derp.

Dem ratios.

Its dem biceps that make the difference..
Mr Pandeh! You soooooo big. We love you looonnggg tiiimmmeee!!! tee-hee.
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When I finally crack the 200kg dead, I am going to video it with a wiggle and post it in here.

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When I finally crack the 200kg dead, I am going to video it wearing boardies and no shirt and post it in here.

Yeah buddy
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When I finally crack the 200kg dead, I am going to video it and skip up to/over the barbell and post it in here
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Yob or wanker?

Wanker, any day of the week.
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When I finally crack the 200kg dead, I am going to video it and skip up to/over the barbell and post it in here

I've an astro boy shirt you can borrow.
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Ha, shirt?

Listen to this east coast trendy.
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Hey so on a totally unrelated note, I was just discussing the dunning Kruger effect.

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Moar like Derping-Kruger, amirite?

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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That's not real wrasslin'!
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More like a glass case of emotion.

Oh ho ho.
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That french guy who climbs buildings, who is like 55 was on discovery channel the other night (Superhuman bodies), they gave him a DEXA scan and said that the average muscle expected in his age group is about 50%,

anyway, his body (in his mid-fifties) is 80% muscle !

also, the dude only weighs 55kg.

cray cray !
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weighed in at 85kgs flat this morning, thats only around 1kg less than when I did the Dexa 3 months ago, but I am 2 belt sizes down and on the last hole on the belt! yeah!

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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I was 84.5kg last night but I had shoes on, so I don't know what that means.
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It means you had shoes on

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Yeah but how much are shoes? 9 grams? 5kg?

We'll never know.
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so wait, not to try and paint an image here, but you weigh yourself with no clothes and just shoes? what about socks?

/weirdest boner right now.

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Er, how do you do it?
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I was 84.5kg last night but I had shoes on, so I don't know what that means.

Those chest & tri ratios aren't as impressive now hey!
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60:70 = 0.86 vs 90:85 = 1.05

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I never said that mine were better
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I ain't even trying to be strong. That's probably the worst part for you.
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71/65 = 1.09

Who cares, it's still shit when I should be benching 5RM 80 something.

There will always be someone that is bigger, stronger, faster, so compare yourself to yourself. ie aim for PRs.
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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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