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I miss you. When are you coming home?

when i run out of money. come visit!
grunt says:
"yeah i said i was gonna go but i kimmed it hard"


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OH MY GOD ITS KIM
k i m. . . says:
where?!?!?!
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my heart is telling me to say the gutter but my brain is telling me to say sitting on her computer at home
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I'm really starting to notice my Mum's age

She left today after visiting for a week, we had an early Christmas on the weekend which was really nice. My GF and I bought her a walking stick for one of her presents as her left knee is fucked, she's always limping now. This in top of fused discs in her spine.

She's been through so much in her life, and raised four kids with no help from my Dad since 1985. As she hits old age, it's becoming apparent just how much of a toll that took.

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unzapped by the last three days of borderline topping myself post meredith depression. googs these days.... It's times like these that i wish i had a girlfriend to look after me.
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I was thinking the same thing
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Arsenal must be helping that.

actually i thought i was tripping pretty hard when soccernet buzzed my phone to tell me we had actually won.

friday i went the standard acid then goog scenario but saturday, fucking saturday i went the switch... goog then acid. Never again. ever. couldnt even string audible sentences together but thats not really anything new
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ah i'm a bit sad.

Working 6 nights a week so I don't see any of my friends, plus this girl at work really reminds me of my gf.

I gave her a lift to the work party yesterday and she folded my jumper when she got in subconsciously. Just little things like that that remind me of her.

She is from Slovak and my gf is from Czech, so the accent is the same, and she has my gfs old job, and to top it off, the boss gave her my gf's login (so everytime she puts through an order, it says my gfs name on the drink ticket!)

ahh, oh well,

20 kids died this week, i should htfu
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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in 3 months, so not sooo long. But it's really weird not having a gf in town, and not being able to be with other girls. Its like i'm forced to hang out with myself at the end of EVERY night.

Its ok, but i think as human beings we need some sort of physical intimacy from time to time to function.

Plus i extremely enjoy sex. Like all parts of it.

so probably just a bit sad that i can't play my favourite sport for a while.
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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what about your bro's?
hang with them? work out.. gym is a good distraction
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my favourite workout is sex ^ ...true story.

But yeah, good call, i'v been hitting up the beach everyday, maybe just keep distracting myself. Did trase ever build that raft? I'v got heaps of boating parts around my house i could sail across the swan river on.....
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Dog has potentially torn a ligament, limping around for the past 2 days
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Did trase ever build that raft?

he had us all fooled, im pretty sure him and katie get some sick pleasure from leading on ITM'ers
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just received a phone call (on my personal mobile) from one of my 4 boses who ripped it up me for not getting her an aisle seat on her flight back from Sydney. Even after I explained that I had booked her a fucking aisle seat and that these things aren't always guaranteed, especially when so close to Christmas, it doesn't matter - the world is now ending and it's all my fault.

[edit] fuck I can't wait to be rid of her
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just received a phone call (on my personal mobile) from one of my 4 boses who ripped it up me for not getting her an aisle seat on her flight back from Sydney. Even after I explained that I had booked her a fucking aisle seat and that these things aren't always guaranteed, especially when so close to Christmas, it doesn't matter - the world is now ending and it's all my fault.

[edit] fuck I can't wait to be rid of her

Just tell her to get fucked and book her own flights.
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Dog has potentially torn a ligament, limping around for the past 2 days

Dog has broken the top of his tibia off, too small to screw back on so in a cast for 6 weeks and hope it heals itself
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Flew 11 hours to spend Christmas with my parents because my boyfriend broke up with me and they wanted to give me a nice, fun Christmas to take my mind off things. So excited to see my folks and go to the harbin ice festival and snowboarding.

Dad comes home last night and immediately attacks me for no reason mid-convo. Calling me all sorts of names and reducing me to tears. Finally I just went to bed I couldn't take it anymore.
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Flew 11 hours to spend Christmas with my parents because my boyfriend broke up with me and they wanted to give me a nice, fun Christmas to take my mind off things. So excited to see my folks and go to the harbin ice festival and snowboarding.

Dad comes home last night and immediately attacks me for no reason mid-convo. Calling me all sorts of names and reducing me to tears. Finally I just went to bed I couldn't take it anymore.

WTF? :-(

I hope it gets better Hun :-(

Hope he can explain why he thought it was a good idea to do that? Seems very odd :-(
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He was most likely drunk or stressed out from work. I don't even want to bring it up because I'll just get yelled at again.

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Oh Kelly! This sucks and I'm so sorry to hear that.
I hope your Christmas gets better my dear xx
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So now we have to bash shpinx? or am i confusing everyone here?
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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So now we have to bash sphinx? or am i confusing everyone here?

Nah, he did nothing wrong. Was my father being a dick. Oh and spell checked for you

Last edited by Kellyboop: 20-Dec-12 at 02:48pm

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Still , breaking up with someone so close to chrissie is a bit rough IMO,

oh well, who knows, good time to fool around with new people anyway
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^try having it happen on Xmas day...
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Unzapped waking up with a cold coming on, first time I've been sick since being in Canadia.

Not full blown, been assaulting with vitamin C and cold and flus above the adult dosage.
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^try having it happen on Xmas day...

My sister's boyfriend of years ago broke up with her a week before her 21st birthday, a costume party of which he was part of the 3 musketeers with two of her best friends. Talk about awkward.

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vit c above the dosage = you with the runs

Not true, I eat vit c tablets like lollies in winter and they never give me the shits.

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Still , breaking up with someone so close to chrissie is a bit rough IMO,

oh well, who knows, good time to fool around with new people anyway

I'm not going to go into details here out of respect for the other person but yeah.

Going to the US consulate tomorrow and praying they reinstate my other passport so things can go a bit smoother when I get back.

Btw who am I going to fuck around with in China?
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Still , breaking up with someone so close to chrissie is a bit rough IMO,

oh well, who knows, good time to fool around with new people anyway

who are you to decide when it is and isn't the right time for someone else to break up with their partner? Sif put on some lame as fuck charade of happiness for the family and friends through Xmas anyway.

Breakups are rough regardless of when they happen anyways.
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