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Was Robin Hood called Robin because he was robin (robbing for those retards that couldn't figure it out) from the rich?
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We have to do a fair bit of maths in trade school and it's harder than you'd expect. It's all physics based.

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Another one for ya ITM.

Is that Mortein Do-It-Yourself Professional outdoor surface spray harmful to pets? Namely small dogs.

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I'm pretty sure it's not and I've done a bit of reading about it. But my housemate is all "waaah what if the dog dies". FFS, I just cant win

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Train the dog to eat insects. Problem solved.

You'll probably also save money on dog food.

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Another one for ya ITM.

Is that Mortein Do-It-Yourself Professional outdoor surface spray harmful to pets? Namely small dogs.

Ever seen any dogs die in the ads?



I rest my case.
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Ever seen any dogs die in the ads?



I rest my case.

Is your dead dog in it, from the insect poison?
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Another one for ya ITM.

Is that Mortein Do-It-Yourself Professional outdoor surface spray harmful to pets? Namely small dogs.

No chance in hell it would be dangerous to animals.

"Here, buy this outdoor spray, promise it works really well. Only catch is, your dog and children can't leave the house for a month"
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Another one for ya ITM.

Is that Mortein Do-It-Yourself Professional outdoor surface spray harmful to pets? Namely small dogs.

LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU!

Active ingredient: 0.6g/L deltamethrin

OK, BUT WHAT DOES THAT DO?

Deltamethrin can affect dogs and cats if they eat, breathe, or touch it. It can cause vomiting, drooling, in-coordination, and muscle tremors if they eat enough of it. If deltamethrin gets on their skin, it can sometimes cause skin sensations that result in biting, scratching, or licking of the exposed area.

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You guys confirmed all the shit I already suspected. I tried explaining it to her that if it was harmful to the dog it would say so on the packaging.

Trying to convince her is next to impossible. So frustrating at times. She didn't even want me to mop the tiles to begin with in case the detergent poisoned the dog :/
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Don't worry about the crab Derp, in this case you're definitely right - they wouldn't allow people to DIY with this product if it could harm pets, and even if if did they would have to have sufficient warning on the packaging.

Now I'm a mate, not a vet, but I'd say 0.6g/L is sufficiently low enough to not harm your tiny dog.
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Does the dog pay rent?
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You guys confirmed all the shit I already suspected. I tried explaining it to her that if it was harmful to the dog it would say so on the packaging.

Trying to convince her is next to impossible. So frustrating at times. She didn't even want me to mop the tiles to begin with in case the detergent poisoned the dog :/


does she carry the dog around in her handbag?

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Trying to convince her is next to impossible. So frustrating at times. She didn't even want me to mop the tiles to begin with in case the detergent poisoned the dog :/

What a fucken moron. Tell her to stfu and get a real dog.
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does she carry the dog around in her handbag?

Nah it's a full sized chihuahua.
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We're gonna need a bigger handbag.
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Nah it's a full sized chihuahua.

Def: "Oxymoron"
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Nah it's a full sized chihuahua.



Let it eat poison.

No fucking way I could live with one of them. It's no coincidence that a high % of idiots own Chihuahua's.... they appeal to the sort of tards that refuse to let their flatmate mop the floor because they might kill their pet ratdog fashion accessory.
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Def: "Oxymoron"

No. It's full sized by it's species. Just like you're an oversized range.
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^ this a million times over, I also assume that men walking any sort of very small pure bred dog are gay.

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No. It's full sized by it's species. Just like you're an oversized range.



I'm gonna have to sig that

Can it be done from a phone?
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derelict has a fool sized chihuahua?
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No. It's full sized by it's species. Just like you're an oversized range.

I read that as oversized ranga ...

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I think that is what he meant to write but Ranga got autocorrected. Should be in the dictionary IMO
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Oversized range also works as an offensive statement - much like "have you tried being less of a **** and not taking forums seriously" does not apply as an offensive statement, more some sound advice

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"have you tried being less of a **** and not taking forums seriously"

I have no interest in this.
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I'm gonna have to sig that

Can it be done from a phone?

Haha fucking autocorrect strikes again. God damn it. I swear I've used ranga on my phone before.

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Fucking asthmahounds, you can't even use them to pick up chicks at the local dog park with, because any girl that sees you with one is gonna assume you're queer anyway. Probably great if you're cruising for cock though.

Well it's good that I don't walk the bloody thing. It gets tough love from me cause it's owner spoils it rotten. If it sooks to me it gets ignored. I give it rough pats and lots of play fighting. Keep it being a real dog.

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Is your dead dog in it, from the insect poison?

I don't really like dogs, so maybe.
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Let it eat poison.

No fucking way I could live with one of them. It's no coincidence that a high % of idiots own Chihuahua's.... they appeal to the sort of tards that refuse to let their flatmate mop the floor because they might kill their pet ratdog fashion accessory.

It's actually not a bad dog at all once I showed it that I'm the boss and wont put up with it's bullshit.

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how could you not like dogs?
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It's actually not a bad dog at all once I showed it that I'm the boss and wont put up with it's bullshit.

how boss, compared to a full size cat?
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2 nights ago i was watching the stars on my back lawn chain smoking, and this cat came over, rubbed my legs, sniffed my cigarette, then burnt its face on it and ran off...?

how is it so dumb?
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It's actually not a bad dog at all once I showed it that I'm the boss and wont put up with it's bullshit.

Just a completely hopeless breed.

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how could you not like dogs?

I love Dogs. Have a couple myself... i just hate Chihuahua's and people that baby their pets as if they are children. It's pathetic.
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Not worse than people who pet their babies and treat them like dogs
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Not worse than people who pet their babies and treat them like dogs

dogs are the best people
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I explained that its fine, told her about it, basically the dog would have to drink half the bottle to even get sick. "why does it kill the insects and not the dog". I couldn't get my head into a brick wall fast enough.

Basically she asked a bunch of over protective dog owners that have no clue and they told her that it's bad. Then she went on about keeping it indoors for 2 days for 'sediment'. So frustrated. I reckon I'll just take it back, if she complains about insects then I'll just bring it up then

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I couldn't get my head into a brick wall fast enough.

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Just do it and dont tell her.

Grow a fucking set, shes not our girlfriend, shes your housemate, you dont have to be her bitch.

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Do it and tell her she shouldn't have bought an insect if the dog dies.

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I give it rough pats and lots of play fighting.

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Another one for ya ITM.

Is that Mortein Do-It-Yourself Professional outdoor surface spray harmful to pets? Namely small dogs.

If it is my staffie is going to be in trouble.

Fuck it, the thing lives indoors anyway.
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how could you not like dogs?

They require walking.

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