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All of those things are clearly related.

You can't get a Aus citizenship because we don't wanf our Aus girls getting shat on (and therefore ruining their blowjob skills) after going out to dinner with you.

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I cant stand the fat bits on bacon (unless its cooked until its like a crisp lol) oh and if I eat fish I am ill for about 4 days !
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Gnocchi gives me diarrhoea I'm not particularly into geting blowjobs.

Punctuation required, or are they somehow interconnected?
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That's the definition of a skank IMO, the chick who'll give you a gobbie while you're sitting on the toilet having a shit.

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Remember, if you don't wash down there, you'll smell like Camembert.

I read that in Kristen Wiigs voice. Thanks



Fact: When I was around 9-12 I cant remember specifically, it was my grandmas birthday and I was leaning over her cake to blow out the candles and my hair caught on fire, thus ending in me with lopsided hair for a little bit.
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A friend of mine was carelessly doing lines in a bar toilet with candles decorating it - she had a similar experience with hair and fire yet found the explanation bit somewhat difficult.

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Because realistic ads don't get signed off by clients who want gore and destruction - take a look at all the anti drug ads, everyone know these are a crock of shit but there is no way in hell that a half decent poignant message would ever get sanctioned because it deviates too far from the "no no no this is bad you are bad no no no" message.
As government or lobby group related ads these as well as road safety and anti smoking all seem to have the same "strong clear message" that doesn't work but impresses the busy bodies paying for them.

Those ads only seem to work on the people that wouldn't be doing that stuff to begin with. As you said, pointless. Like my mum has never broken a road law or done drugs in her life and those ads terrify her. Me? Done all of it and couldn't care less.
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Ah right. So the suits writing the cheques are so out of touch its not funny.

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I cant stand the fat bits on bacon (unless its cooked until its like a crisp lol)

Same here!

I never sneeze twice. I almost always sneeze three times, sometimes (but rarely) once.
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That's the definition of a skank IMO, the chick who'll give you a gobbie while you're sitting on the toilet having a shit.

no no thats !! sounds just what i like
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Ah right. So the suits writing the cheques are so out of touch its not funny.



Same here!

I never sneeze twice. I almost always sneeze three times, sometimes (but rarely) once.

I only sneeze once for some odd reason.
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I always sneeze a MINIMUM of 5 sneezed in a row.

I have never sneezed just once in my life. And i tend to sneeze when the sun's in my eyes.
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I bet you do girly little sneezes like a cat Kristy I do massive sneezes into the inside of my arm and everyone around me thinks we're under attack.
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haha! thanks Angus Actually my normal sneeze is big and blokey but i hate it so much. so i tend to let it out in a high pitched AAHHIIIIUUUUUUUUUUU

why into your arm? the germs will escape!
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Oh heres one!

EVERY TIME I eat Kabana, I get the hiccups without fail, and Ive heads of 3 other people this happens to.
Weird.
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Tried not eating it whole?
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What's Kabana? I thought of a cabana initially but assume you aren't in the habit of eating pool side hang outs ...

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Ain't it euphemism for cock?
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why into your arm? the germs will escape!

Probably better than sneezing into my hand and then shaking a client's hand with it
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Probably better than sneezing into my hand and then shaking a client's hand with it

Or the horror of seeing someone sneeze into their hand then extend their hand to you to shake ... eeek

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kabana is like tiny salami.
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i like having a handkerchief in my pocket ... for various reasons ... like cleaning blood off knives.
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i like having a handkerchief in my pocket ... for various reasons ... like cleaning blood off knives.

I use a tissue
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I hate to touch anything velvet like, it makes my teeth and bones shudder, I can't stand it.

edit: I have haptodysphoria

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i know three people who have that phobia, seems quite common!
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I hate to touch anything velvet like, it makes my teeth and bones shudder, I can't stand it.

edit: I have haptodysphoria

I get that same shudder when wet towels rub my nails

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The fuck is wrong with you two?
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My toe nails smell exactly like parmesan cheese.

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euw, deal with that shit dude. you have a fungus.
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I cant leave dishes in the sink unwashed. Ive done the dishes like 4 times today at work and there is only 3 of us.

edit: waiting for "woman in the kitchen" comments...
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I havn't had sex in like 3-4 months and its making me feel like i'm about to go eat out a corpse, seriously, considering going out bymyself tonight and just getting the most fat disgusting thing and fucking her face......

I wasn't counting before since I was in a "long distance" relationship, but have reset the meter since getting dumped,

suggestions?
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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considering going out bymyself tonight and just getting the most fat disgusting thing and fucking her face......

Dude, you'll only hate yourself afterwards.

Just go download some Riley Steele videos, and have a pr0n marathon.
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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I cant leave dishes in the sink unwashed. Ive done the dishes like 4 times today at work and there is only 3 of us.

edit: waiting for "woman in the kitchen" comments...

That's kind of neurotic. My dad's the same. At his last job he actually got fed up with the other staff leaving dirty stuff in the sink that he started binning anything left in the sink.
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I do dishes every 1-2 days.
Saving water yo.
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That's kind of neurotic. My dad's the same. At his last job he actually got fed up with the other staff leaving dirty stuff in the sink that he started binning anything left in the sink.

I used to do that all the time at my last job, factory of around 145 employees, 1 kitchen/fridge.
Some people are pigs!

I think the fear/hatred of dishes being left around comes from home, if I dont do them, noone will & the mess builds up. Fu-king lazy assholes.

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I havn't had sex in like 3-4 months and its making me feel like i'm about to go eat out a corpse, seriously, considering going out bymyself tonight and just getting the most fat disgusting thing and fucking her face......

I wasn't counting before since I was in a "long distance" relationship, but have reset the meter since getting dumped,

suggestions?

Fuck one of those girls that you're interviewing Peaks; see how far theyll go for the job..
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I havn't had sex in like 3-4 months ... blah blah blah


pft, get back to me when you double that amount of time
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I do dishes every 1-2 days.
Saving water yo.

samesies

i used to have nervous breakdowns when dishes were left in the sink, and actually couldn't sleep if i knew there were unwashed dishes in the kitchen. but now i am okay if they are rinsed and stacked neatly beside the sink, and i wash them every second day
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The fuck is wrong with you two?

We have haptodysphoria. duh.
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Yeah id be ok if people neatly stacked them up and they were ready to be washed every other day, but theyre not sadly.
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