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Do unread PMs expire? or can they be recalled?

I had a PM sitting in my inbox on ITM for a few months now, that I never read, because fuck the person who sent it to me, and they also thought it appropriate to email me to let me know they sent me a PM on ITM, so, hah, like I was going to read that.

I log in today, and the 1 new PM notification is not there anymore... strange. I click on my PM box and there is no message there from that person. Didnt want to read it, but, intrigued by the way the notification is gone and theres no PM.

Do they expire? Whats going on here.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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that’s terrible spastic
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It was all a dream.

You used to read word up magazine?

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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what does an audience clapping at the end of a movie mean?

'that was a work of art and i applaud the auter with all my might'

or


'that was shit and i am glad it it over'


???
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More so who are they applauding? The projectionist?
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what does an audience clapping at the end of a movie mean?

'that was a work of art and i applaud the auter with all my might'

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'that was shit and i am glad it it over'


???

'I am sitting in a cinema full of dickheads'
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People clapped after The Simpsons Movie.

I wanted to go on a rampage at that instant.

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People clapped after The Simpsons Movie.

I wanted to go on a rampage at that instant.

probably a good thing you dont own a gun
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It's an attempt to bath in the reflected glory of the movie, they want to show how much they'got' it.
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'I am sitting in a cinema full of dickheads'

I remember a long time ago being with a group of said dickheads and we broke into raucous applause in the second American Pie film when flute girl said "Even when you fucked me in the ass".

Long time ago, still seemed appropriate.

Potentially still appropriate today. Not sure. I need a moral compass, or a moral police person on speed dial.

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I find clapping fascinating,

somehow in the history of the world, it was decided that slapping our limbs together in a rhythmic fashion to create noise, indicated approval

pretty weird

"I AM MAKING A LOT OF NOISE WITH MY LIMBS FOR YOU, THEREFORE I APPROVE"

or for a really great performance

"WE ARE ALL MAKING A LOT OF NOISE FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME WITH OUR LIMBS FOR YOU"

or for an even greater performance

"WE ARE EXPENDING ENERGY BY STANDING AND ALSO GENERATING A STEADY AMOUNT OF NOISE TOGETHER WIITH OUR LIMBS FOR YOU, WE ONLY DARE TO DO THIS TO SHOW GREAT APPROVAL"

etc.etc.
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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I find clapping fascinating,

I prefer hootin' and hollerin'.

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Has anyone ever had one of those conversations that start off simple enough, with a phrase like "Geez kids are annoying", that spirals into "fuck I hate kids" and before you know it suggestions of making a baby just to abort the fucker before its even born are being thrown around?

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Has anyone ever had one of those conversations that start off simple enough, with a phrase like "Geez kids are annoying", that spirals into "fuck I hate kids" and before you know it suggestions of making a baby just to abort the fucker before its even born are being thrown around?

Neaux.

Those types of conversations lead to me explaining my potential future parenting style in which the children will live in a box under the stairs, be hosed down in the backyard when they need a bath and will be ruled with complete and utter fear.
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Has anyone ever had one of those conversations that start off simple enough, with a phrase like "Geez kids are annoying", that spirals into "fuck I hate kids" and before you know it suggestions of making a baby just to abort the fucker before its even born are being thrown around?

Fun fact:

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Has anyone ever had one of those conversations that start off simple enough, with a phrase like "Geez kids are annoying", that spirals into "fuck I hate kids" and before you know it suggestions of making a baby just to abort the fucker before its even born are being thrown around?

only every day of my fucking life (though its usually an internal conversation I have with myself). Glad to know I have someone to share those feels with
Ya baloney
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You know you were always my fav Ruthy.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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I go the old thumbs up routine.

After watching The Office UK, every time I see someone give a thumbs up, I cringe.
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Has anyone ever had one of those conversations that start off simple enough, with a phrase like "Geez kids are annoying", that spirals into "fuck I hate kids" and before you know it suggestions of making a baby just to abort the fucker before its even born are being thrown around?

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Photos of your kid are ok... Doesnt make noise.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Has anyone ever had one of those conversations that start off simple enough, with a phrase like "Geez kids are annoying", that spirals into "fuck I hate kids" and before you know it suggestions of making a baby just to abort the fucker before its even born are being thrown around?

Damn. My group of friends is pretty anti children but never this far!

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Has anyone ever had one of those conversations that start off simple enough, with a phrase like "Geez kids are annoying", that spirals into "fuck I hate kids" and before you know it suggestions of making a baby just to abort the fucker before its even born are being thrown around?

yes, a lot, but my friends are fucking twisted.
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what does an audience clapping at the end of a movie mean?

'that was a work of art and i applaud the auter with all my might'

or


'that was shit and i am glad it it over'


???

I also hate this, I once stared a little kid down until he stopped clapping, WHY DO YOU NEED TO CLAP ITS A MOVIE!
I see it as the same as clapping at your microwave for heading up your food, NO NEED.
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People that clap when a plane lands.. wtf is with that.

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nah thats fair play though,

since sometimes it can be a sketchy landing plus the pilot can hear it,

inanimate objects on the other hand.....
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that’s terrible spastic
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People that clap when a plane lands.. wtf is with that.

Who.

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What if your job was to clap? Does a slow clapper actually get any claps himself? or are all the claps directed at the event that was slowclapped? Are people in the slowclap crowd just clapping because other people are clapping?

needs to be some law and order here IMO
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that’s terrible spastic
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do you soft clap or loud clap/
is there a particular way you are meant to clap?
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I always used to giggle with my ex in doggy style because for that "clapping noise" i would imagine a guy in the corner of the bedroom with a sarcastic look on his face slowly clapping in an increasing rhythm at my efforts,
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I do like it when people in crowds say at a comedy show or something start the clap off, or end the clap with one last out of place *clap* someone ALWAYS tried to challenge the 'last clap'.
Yeah, Morphee's right! don't clap when a plane lands, I mean, yes we are alive, but you're doing your job, your job is to get us there safe, its not a challenge.
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I always used to giggle with my ex in doggy style because for that "clapping noise" i would imagine a guy in the corner of the bedroom with a sarcastic look on his face slowly clapping in an increasing rhythm at my efforts,

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More like get the clap?

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