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It's okay, I'm currently drinking [beer] an watching [sport] while a [lass] cooks my dinner.

You can take Eddie out of the country...
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I'm changing the locks. You're out, Wardy's back in.

Is he back in Melbourne or still hanging out down south?

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

Your move, Tobi.

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Hotham is only 30km, I'm planning to do that as one of my long training runs.

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You know if I hadn't actually met most of you, I'd seriously think you were a bunch of prize ****s with all the fatty hatin'.

Not visiting Sydney for 5 months really gives you a new perspective on just how many fat people there are here.

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Bunch of jerks...
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Los Angeles too but I mean come on, who wouldn't expect that?
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Scary thing about LA is you'd expect it to be about the least fat part of the US, imagine what some of the hick towns in the Midwest and South are like...

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Also a gay flight attendant offered me a free beef wrap on the plane. I declined.
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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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DOMS across my entire traps. Haven't had this for a long time. I feel like a hunchback.
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My thumbs have decided to feel feelings again, and they really don't appreciate snatch/deadlift day.
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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Also a gay flight attendant offered me a free beef wrap on the plane. I declined.

What did he offer to wrap your beef in?
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My fingers love snatch.

Like warm crabble pie.
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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Ask yourself two questions: how, and why.
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Sometimes when I'm getting ready in the morning, I imagine the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy blokes watching me & talking amongst themselves.

"OH MY GOD, what is she doing?!"

"oh, clever girl!"

and so on.
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Yeah well sometimes I do do that for you.
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I like how you inaccurately described them as blokes because you couldn't think of another synonym for guys (and you couldn't let yourself use Guy and guys next to each other in sentence).

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Yeah ladies would have been closer than blokes
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Originally Posted by jdoodle View Post

not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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An enclave of fabulous.
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A score of faggots.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

الاستماع إلى ... ال التنفس المدينة.

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In my mind that look was more of a:



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Nice work! pretty good effort there Astro, got heaps more on the pull than that, with some refining I reckon easy another 5kgs!

Thanks man. I kind of want to start throwing some overhead squats into my (lol getting totes ad-hoc by the second) program, possibly as a light squat day in lieu of front squats. Dilemma.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Hey Dave, remember how you chucked in your office job to do something that you were passionate about? Given your time again, would you do the same?

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Job Title : Assistant Brewer
Location : Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Salary : 30,000-35,000

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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lol what an awful wage.

If they offered 2 slabs a week that might off set it
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$35k wage in Sydney? LOL
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lol what an awful wage.

If they offered 2 slabs a week that might off set it

I would need about 3 slabs/day to offset that pay cut. Fuck that noise.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Eba would probably have some quota of beers to be drunk before your can earn a beer bonus
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Every time you make an eba joke a kitten is eaten by an eagle.

What's the weekly eba joke quota?
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I'd do it if it was 2 or 3 days a week, rostered. Fuck full time for that kinda money, I'd still be in NZ if I was happy working for peanuts.

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Let's set a precedent
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I'd do it if it was over 100k and they removed all the cleaning and shovelling stuff from the JD. I'd also like an office and a company card.

Basically if it was a different job I'd be keen, maybe.
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They'd also have to hire Astro as my prank monkey. I like to spend 20% of each day on japes.
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How come the people who work the hardest get paid the least?
Work smart, not hard?
Or just get a good education and/or career?
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