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Seeing as you stay home downloading stuff would it make much difference?

Actually yes, since meth junkies won't have broken into my place while I'm not there and hocked all my tech to "cashies"



..Wait, eddie and derp are housemates?
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if you want kids, have them. if you don't don't have them. and fuck anyone who tells you otherwise.

just don't get them pregnant
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I meant cute as in their capacity to maim each other with motorised toys.

I'm putting off kids until my girlfriend literally grabs me by the cock and demands that I impregnate her.

GOOD.
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''We really should have rethought things when we were considering having the second one''

Ugghhhh this. The amount of times I have heard this is amazing.
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I'm awfully keen to see what their response will be.

"Have you tried restarting your machine?"
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I don't think King Wicked is even a king tbh.

You fucking take that back, you lowly grot.
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He is well wicked though.



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but then said blokes are genuinely surprised when they discover that children require near total care and attention for at least the next 10 years before they can even think of diverting that attention away from the children.

I know too many tired looking couples that are only half joking when they say ''We really should have rethought things when we were considering having the second one'', and I've had too many older gentleman say to me, ''I love my kids and they're often a joy in my life, but unless you're feeling some need more powerful than anything you've felt before, do not fucking have them.''

My kid is pretty good. Yes they require a lot of your time but I still manage to play a decent amount of games & do stuff I like to do. I now prefer to involve the kid in things and get a lot of joy out of him being happy & loving life, so stuff I used to like to do doesn't really matter. I'm having just as much fun if not more watching him grow & experience things.

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You're never truly ready to have kids. There's always a reason not to. The only way to get there is have one.
Having had one if I had the choice to go back in time I wouldn't hesitate one bit to do it again.

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if you want kids, have them. if you don't don't have them. and fuck anyone who tells you otherwise.

this pretty much sums it up.
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My kid is pretty good. Yes they require a lot of your time but I still manage to play a decent amount of games & do stuff I like to do. I now prefer to involve the kid in things and get a lot of joy out of him being happy & loving life, so stuff I used to like to do doesn't really matter. I'm having just as much fun if not more watching him grow & experience things.

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You're never truly ready to have kids. There's always a reason not to. The only way to get there is have one.
Having had one if I had the choice to go back in time I wouldn't hesitate one bit to do it again.

this pretty much sums it up.

bang on. but having the second cuts into gaming time a little bit more. that said, with the older one, my gaming now revolves around Lego games and Minecraft since he enjoys them.

and speedtest stuff...

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Assbender in movie getup



Story is of a new character created for the movie - Callum Lynch

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Lynch discovers he is a descendant of the secret Assassins society through unlocked genetic memories that allow him to relive the adventures of his ancestor, Aguilar, in 15th Century Spain. After gaining incredible knowledge and skills he’s poised to take on the oppressive Knights Templar in the present day.

Also starring Marion Cotillard (The Dark Knight Rises), Michael Kenneth Williams (12 Years a Slave), and Ariane Labed (Before Midnight), cameras start rolling for Assassin's Creed on Monday. Filming is set to happen in Malta, London, and Spain.

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her birthday's not for another 2 days i thought? unless your hobbies stop on the weekend or something

but yeah happy birthday 4 realz
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They should call the ladie's Ashes series the Gashes.

I'm too scared to post that showerthought on FB.
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They should call the ladie's Ashes series the Gashes.

I'm too scared to post that showerthought on FB.

Could call the mens the same. At least the Aussie ladies won it
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Assbender in movie getup



Story is of a new character created for the movie - Callum Lynch

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/assassi...715456582.html

nobody expected that story though
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so, this is what I've been doing for the past 18 months.

http://www.thairath.co.th/clip/25319

[the train, not the news anchor].
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so, this is what I've been doing for the past 18 months.

http://www.thairath.co.th/clip/25319

[the train, not the news anchor].

That's awesome, nice work!

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That's awesome, nice work!

Man I miss living in Thailand.

I could never get used to the humidity in Bangkok unfortunately. That and the expat lifestyle is a sure fire way to due young, even without the hookers.
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so, this is what I've been doing for the past 18 months.

http://www.thairath.co.th/clip/25319

[the train, not the news anchor].

and what's wrong with the news anchor?
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Gold. When I have time today I will visit GAF to dine on the salty tears of the physical media disciples.
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Are they fucking serious?

ikr, why are they even making a physical media version in the year of our lord two thousand and fifteen at all
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Wes Craven is dead

better shoot the body a couple more times to make sure tho
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I like that, but I'm not Liking it.
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okay, how about this

careful. this is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.
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Well that's something everyone can enjoy.
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This, my friends, is pure FI-YERRRRRRR!

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just don't get them pregnant

Finally, pages of nerds talking about e-peen (sorry, internet speed) has resulted in a LOL


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Don't worry. Like his job, relationships and username, it's not permanent.

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I heartily recommend visiting Budapest; every chick looks like she could've easily done double-anal in a Private movie.

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I thought he got washed away in the same wave that cleared Lifestyle from our sandy shores.
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Spintel verdict:

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1. Internet speed issue is caused by congestion in our wholesaler's network (Optus) with an estimated time of repair on April 2016.
2. You opted to leave SpinTel without any termination Fee or 30 days notice.

April 2016. Those poor, clueless souls who will be dealing with this until then. Despite the free pass I'm tempted to contact the TIO anyway. What a shit operation.
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Well that's something everyone can enjoy.

NSFW blood & violence

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(also lol @ 1:45)
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Despite the free pass I'm tempted to contact the TIO anyway. What a shit operation.

*shrug* yeah it never hurts
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I thought he got washed away in the same wave that cleared Lifestyle from our sandy shores.

No I just post in S&F with people who can take a joke
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I heartily recommend visiting Budapest; every chick looks like she could've easily done double-anal in a Private movie.

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Finally, pages of nerds talking about e-peen (sorry, internet speed) has resulted in a LOL


LOL

Puns, the height of the English language according to WalterBrown.
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News article: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/foo...-1227507388284

I have to admit, i believe spokes icecream photo (was it spokes photo?) should be in the article. its so much better.
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News article: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/foo...-1227507388284

I have to admit, i believe spokes icecream photo (was it spokes photo?) should be in the article. its so much better.

you mean like this?

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