The Curious Case of the Unintended Skid Mark

Marshy · 26-Oct-09, 08:36pm

For what's been a moderately long time now, I've noticed this phenomenon where a skid mark will appear next to the toilet bowl. It doesn't happen all the time, but every now and then a streak of pooh will appear on the edge of the rim. It doesn't seem to matter how careful I am, it will always make the occasional appearance. I've put together a computer demonstration to highlight what happens.

I've decided it could be a number of factors:
a) My arse is too big. It never used to happen when I was younger, and now that my posterior has enlarged, it's quite possible that there's no room between my cheeks and the rim when I'm putting the paper into the bowl;
b) I'm wiping incorrectly;
c) There's a foecal gremlin that smears itself against the rim while my back is turned;
d) I need to raise myself when I shit so the pooh doesn't slide against the rim.

Anyone else experience this problem? What techniques have you employed to stop it from happening? I find no matter how careful I am with the paper, the occasional mud slide will appear. Please help me, I'm but 26 and never could afford the proper tutelage in arse wipage.

Discuss.

watsakerring · 26-Oct-09, 08:40pm

stand up and wipe like a normal person.

who wipes sitting down

also, in the picture it looks like your arse swallows the paper

Marshy · 26-Oct-09, 08:42pm

I like to prop myself on one cheek and go the swipe, should I be elevating myself completely?

walkdogz · 26-Oct-09, 08:44pm

i don't get the sitting down wiping thing eh

more power and better access standing

TheCreamOfSumYungGai · 26-Oct-09, 08:45pm

The following reasons:

- You just suck at life

- Cock in your ass has caused your shit to come out at a different angle to normal.

larrisajones · 26-Oct-09, 08:47pm

I ... No, I just can't share my arse wiping habits with the Internet

I vote the shit monster though

ferretrock · 26-Oct-09, 08:47pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshy

I like to prop myself on one cheek and go the swipe, should I be elevating myself completely?

Nono, I use this technique. Skiddies are a very rare occurence for me, but my brother seems to leave them all the time. :shrug:

Quote:

more power and better access standing

But it'll smudge as you stand up. DNW dingleberries.

larrisajones · 26-Oct-09, 08:49pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCreamOfSumYungGai

post

so who just got banned and cane up with such a tastefully named alias :p

walkdogz · 26-Oct-09, 08:49pm

^ urban myth

TheCreamOfSumYungGai · 26-Oct-09, 08:57pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by larrisajones

so who just got banned and cane up with such a tastefully named alias :p

nobody.

macc4 · 26-Oct-09, 09:02pm

It sounds like your arse may be loose on one side

trajik · 26-Oct-09, 09:09pm

I think weve solved the mystery of why fat people smell. They don't wipe properly after smearing their shitty arses all over the seat.

pEAkeR_hAT · 26-Oct-09, 09:13pm

people who wipe standing up disgust me .

Sylva Mivva · 26-Oct-09, 09:15pm

yeah i dont get how people wipe sitting down, i would definitely wipe my wrist on my sharty arse.

dandelion__ · 26-Oct-09, 09:17pm

My sisters bf leaves marks ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Its disgusting

How can you be 32 years of age and not know how to wipe your arse properly?! Dirty bastard!!

Punk in Drublic · 26-Oct-09, 09:19pm

I've been a stand-up wiper since way back. Wiping while sitting down just feels.....wrong.

TheCreamOfSumYungGai · 26-Oct-09, 09:20pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sylva Mivva

yeah i dont get how people wipe sitting down, i would definitely wipe my wrist on my sharty arse.

See that has nothing to do with your wiping technique or anything...... that all comes back to you being a dirty/seedy/feral/filthy unhygienic moleburger.

larrisajones · 26-Oct-09, 09:23pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandelion__

My sisters bf leaves marks ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Its disgusting

How can you be 32 years of age and not know how to wipe your arse properly?! Dirty bastard!!

or not know what the toilet brush is for?

walkdogz · 26-Oct-09, 09:24pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandelion__

My sisters bf leaves marks ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Its disgusting

How can you be 32 years of age and not know how to wipe your arse properly?! Dirty bastard!!

i havent left a mark on my undies since I was in primary school... that's pretty sad.

It's quite amazing how wiping technique polarises people. I literally didn't know people wiped sitting down till year 11, when a friend told me he did. I was actually shocked to hear this from him, and then him and my other mate accused me of being weird for standing which was another surprise because my whole life I thought this was normal...

Anyway, are there any dirty brownballers here? (Back to front action)... that I truly don't understand.

Sylva Mivva · 26-Oct-09, 09:24pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCreamOfSumYungGai

See that has nothing to do with your wiping technique or anything...... that all comes back to you being a dirty/seedy/feral/filthy unhygienic moleburger.

smooth.

larrisajones · 26-Oct-09, 09:25pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sylva Mivva

yeah i dont get how people wipe sitting down, i would definitely wipe my wrist on my sharty arse.

That would be very enthusiastic arse wiping to get the wrist involved

macc4 · 26-Oct-09, 09:29pm

but how do you get your hand down there without standing up?

dandelion__ · 26-Oct-09, 09:29pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by larrisajones

or not know what the toilet brush is for?

Wah? The toilet brush isn't for the seat.. Its for the inside ickyness

ferretrock · 26-Oct-09, 09:33pm

^And that's precisely what marshy is illustrating.

I think you are a tad confused about the issue at hand.

larrisajones · 26-Oct-09, 09:35pm

Oh ... Oh god I ... Eeeew ON the seat! I hadn't even considered that possible ... I was thinking inner bowl skid mark

dandelion__ · 26-Oct-09, 09:38pm

YES! Its fucking beyond me.. He must be really lazy/lame/retarded at wiping his arse or something.

:shudders: I don't want to even think about that

trajik · 26-Oct-09, 09:47pm

So you people who leave skid marks and can't wipe while sitting down, you must sit all the way back on the toilet seat with your butt cheeks touching the back of the toilet seat? Is that necessary? My arse has never ever touched the back of the toilet seat hence no shit stains and no problem wiping while sitting down. Of course I'm not propped up like I'm sitting on a throne, you lean forward, grab the other arse cheek with your free hand (if necessary) and wipe to get a better grip and clean.

Christ, I knew some of you were stupid pricks but not this stupid.

larrisajones · 26-Oct-09, 09:49pm

^

I missed Trajiks posts when she was away.

Elliot G · 26-Oct-09, 09:54pm

You kids all need a hobby.

trajik · 26-Oct-09, 09:56pm

I know! Let's take up group sessions of 101 in Arse Wiping followed by pottery.

magictorch · 26-Oct-09, 10:02pm

marshy I'm very worried about you. Call me if you need to speak to me about anything hmmmkay?

ferretrock · 26-Oct-09, 10:06pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by trajik

I know! Let's take up group sessions of 101 in Arse Wiping followed by pottery.

All one class! Pottyry

trajik · 26-Oct-09, 10:09pm

Took me a while.. first I thought I spelt the word incorrectly and then it hit me! Good work there young lad.

B_e_de · 26-Oct-09, 10:18pm

You're all missing the point of this thread, shut up and enjoy the lols or do some oversharing instead.

Marshy, try wiping from the top down.

crabman · 26-Oct-09, 10:57pm

YOU'RE THE DUNCE OF SHITTING! CONGRATULATIONS!

esoteric31 · 26-Oct-09, 11:09pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by B_e_de

Marshy, try wiping from the top down.

That's unhygienic. He'll smear shit all over his vulva

B_e_de · 26-Oct-09, 11:10pm

Down, then up, then down. Wax on. Wax off.

Wait why are we discussing this?

esoteric31 · 26-Oct-09, 11:14pm

My foxtel connection is fuggled.

Kimberley · 26-Oct-09, 11:15pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshy

According to this demonstration you also walk away from the toilet without flushing, leaving everything behind.

Pls don't do this at my house.

However, I would like to know where I can get myself a pair of those pants that pull themselves up. It's very Back to the Future Part 2.

macc4 · 26-Oct-09, 11:18pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimberley

According to this demonstration you also walk away from the toilet without flushing, leaving everything behind.

Pls don't do this at my house.

.

you would still invite him around after this?

what if he has to toilet?

Kimberley · 26-Oct-09, 11:21pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by macc4

you would still invite him around after this?

what if he has to toilet?

Oh but of course!

and there is always outside.

watsakerring · 26-Oct-09, 11:22pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by trajik

So you people who leave skid marks and can't wipe while sitting down, you must sit all the way back on the toilet seat with your butt cheeks touching the back of the toilet seat? Is that necessary? My arse has never ever touched the back of the toilet seat hence no shit stains and no problem wiping while sitting down

if you had a penis you'd understand.

sometimes due to the shape of the seat / bowl you have to sit a bit further back to get it in there without having it resting against the porcelin... because nobody likes their dick resting against porcelin.

esoteric31 · 26-Oct-09, 11:39pm

^

ITM Lifestyle - where the lessons never stop

hatzornotahat · 26-Oct-09, 11:46pm

Get a small child to do it for you.

RunningWithScissors · 26-Oct-09, 11:55pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshy

For what's been a moderately long time now, I've noticed this phenomenon where a skid mark will appear next to the toilet bowl. It doesn't happen all the time, but every now and then a streak of pooh will appear on the edge of the rim. It doesn't seem to matter how careful I am, it will always make the occasional appearance. I've put together a computer demonstration to highlight what happens.

I've decided it could be a number of factors:
a) My arse is too big. It never used to happen when I was younger, and now that my posterior has enlarged, it's quite possible that there's no room between my cheeks and the rim when I'm putting the paper into the bowl;
b) I'm wiping incorrectly;
c) There's a foecal gremlin that smears itself against the rim while my back is turned;
d) I need to raise myself when I shit so the pooh doesn't slide against the rim.

Anyone else experience this problem? What techniques have you employed to stop it from happening? I find no matter how careful I am with the paper, the occasional mud slide will appear. Please help me, I'm but 26 and never could afford the proper tutelage in arse wipage.

Discuss.

that's the most disgusting thing i've ever read, you are a terrible person

Quote:

Originally Posted by watsakerring

if you had a penis you'd understand.

sometimes due to the shape of the seat / bowl you have to sit a bit further back to get it in there without having it resting against the porcelin... because nobody likes their dick resting against porcelin.

paging becy to the thread lol

macc4 · 26-Oct-09, 11:59pm

http://www.bacchusmarsh.org.au

Hemerage · 27-Oct-09, 12:08am

Quote:

Originally Posted by watsakerring

if you had a penis you'd understand.

sometimes due to the shape of the seat / bowl you have to sit a bit further back to get it in there without having it resting against the porcelin... because nobody likes their dick resting against porcelain.

Rear: Possibly wet porcelain

DNW!

As for wiping standing up, I am only learning of this now...

I dont see how it is feasible unless 100% of your business are ghost-poos that don't touch the sides.

TheCreamOfSumYungGai · 27-Oct-09, 12:16am

Its not over sharing, its attention seeking.

dAvoZ · 27-Oct-09, 12:48am

Quote:

Originally Posted by walkdogz

It's quite amazing how wiping technique polarises people. I literally didn't know people wiped sitting down till year 11, when a friend told me he did. I was actually shocked to hear this from him, and then him and my other mate accused me of being weird for standing which was another surprise because my whole life I thought this was normal...

I have been validated by this thread.
I didnt know people wiped sitting down til mid last year.
I was then criticised for being a freak. I thought maybe I was the only one...

Also
-do not understand why people think you get shit over your ass for standing to wipe, its not like you take a 10min walk and then pick up the TP
-do not understand how you can possibly get shit on the back of the toilet seat. wtf.

Oblivia · 27-Oct-09, 01:28am

Cause the act of standing up pushes your cheeks together, i cant help but imagine this has an affect not unlike those butterfly drawings made by preschoolers putting some paint on a bit of paper, folding it in half and opening it out again. Until this thread I didn't know adults wiped standing up.

It's like when I was talking to my friend about how after I dislocated my shoulder I had to put my bra on backwards, do it up at the front, then turn it around, then pull it up over my arms, like when you first put on a bra and don't really know how the clips work. She responded that she always puts it on like that.

What I don't understand is, when are skidmarks ever intended?

26-Oct-09, 08:36pm	#1
Marshy kiss to build a dream on Member Since: Mar 2005 MemberID: 59109 Location: Kirby of the Undead Posts: 14,362	The Curious Case of the Unintended Skid Mark For what's been a moderately long time now, I've noticed this phenomenon where a skid mark will appear next to the toilet bowl. It doesn't happen all the time, but every now and then a streak of pooh will appear on the edge of the rim. It doesn't seem to matter how careful I am, it will always make the occasional appearance. I've put together a computer demonstration to highlight what happens. I've decided it could be a number of factors: a) My arse is too big. It never used to happen when I was younger, and now that my posterior has enlarged, it's quite possible that there's no room between my cheeks and the rim when I'm putting the paper into the bowl; b) I'm wiping incorrectly; c) There's a foecal gremlin that smears itself against the rim while my back is turned; d) I need to raise myself when I shit so the pooh doesn't slide against the rim. Anyone else experience this problem? What techniques have you employed to stop it from happening? I find no matter how careful I am with the paper, the occasional mud slide will appear. Please help me, I'm but 26 and never could afford the proper tutelage in arse wipage. Discuss. __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by Bizzy Marshy isn't a prick! He would probabaly cook for them and get them into gardening!

26-Oct-09, 08:40pm	#2
watsakerring Vagina enthusiast Member Since: Oct 2004 MemberID: 47647 Location: Moving the Trampoline Posts: 9,262	stand up and wipe like a normal person. who wipes sitting down also, in the picture it looks like your arse swallows the paper __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by becy But fuck me wouldn't your vagina get sore after a full 8 hours of shoving a vibrator in and out of it?

26-Oct-09, 08:42pm	#3
Marshy kiss to build a dream on Member Since: Mar 2005 MemberID: 59109 Location: Kirby of the Undead Posts: 14,362	I like to prop myself on one cheek and go the swipe, should I be elevating myself completely? __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by Bizzy Marshy isn't a prick! He would probabaly cook for them and get them into gardening!

26-Oct-09, 08:44pm	#4
walkdogz Registered User Member Since: Mar 2008 MemberID: 162787 Location: NSW, AU Posts: 2,310	i don't get the sitting down wiping thing eh more power and better access standing __________________ Sydney Underground Podcast This week featuring Dave Stuart

26-Oct-09, 08:47pm	#7
ferretrock speaker whore Member Since: Mar 2006 MemberID: 86484 Location: playing music FOR THE HEADS Posts: 9,059	Quote: Originally Posted by Marshy I like to prop myself on one cheek and go the swipe, should I be elevating myself completely? Nono, I use this technique. Skiddies are a very rare occurence for me, but my brother seems to leave them all the time. :shrug: Quote: more power and better access standing But it'll smudge as you stand up. DNW dingleberries. __________________ LISTEN TO For the Heads vol. 1
	Visit ferretrock's website

26-Oct-09, 08:45pm	#5
TheCreamOfSumYungGai Registered User Member Since: Oct 2009 MemberID: 210633 Location: NSW, AU Posts: 49	The following reasons: - You just suck at life - Cock in your ass has caused your shit to come out at a different angle to normal.

26-Oct-09, 08:47pm	#6
larrisajones eh Member Since: Jun 2008 MemberID: 167611 Location: still here Posts: 4,065	I ... No, I just can't share my arse wiping habits with the Internet I vote the shit monster though

26-Oct-09, 08:49pm	#8
larrisajones eh Member Since: Jun 2008 MemberID: 167611 Location: still here Posts: 4,065	Quote: Originally Posted by TheCreamOfSumYungGai post so who just got banned and cane up with such a tastefully named alias :p

26-Oct-09, 08:49pm	#9
walkdogz Registered User Member Since: Mar 2008 MemberID: 162787 Location: NSW, AU Posts: 2,310	^ urban myth __________________ Sydney Underground Podcast This week featuring Dave Stuart

26-Oct-09, 08:57pm	#10
TheCreamOfSumYungGai Registered User Member Since: Oct 2009 MemberID: 210633 Location: NSW, AU Posts: 49	Quote: Originally Posted by larrisajones so who just got banned and cane up with such a tastefully named alias :p nobody.

26-Oct-09, 09:02pm	#11
macc4 i don't have cat, it died Member Since: Jan 2008 MemberID: 156527 Location: Sverige inte luktar Katt piss: ♪ Posts: 9,085	It sounds like your arse may be loose on one side

26-Oct-09, 09:09pm	#12
trajik Look at those beady eyes Member Since: Nov 2002 MemberID: 16055 Location: Ullehtown Posts: 8,658	I think weve solved the mystery of why fat people smell. They don't wipe properly after smearing their shitty arses all over the seat. __________________ Pissing everyone off since 2005 Quote: Originally Posted by jarrardscott Richie Hawtin back early next year Quote: Originally Posted by Sam_N maybe he can sign your fringe

26-Oct-09, 09:13pm	#13
pEAkeR_hAT Registered User Member Since: Apr 2007 MemberID: 124545 Location: WA, AU Posts: 2,038	people who wipe standing up disgust me . __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by watsakerring I reckon she should go out, smoke, drink and take as many drugs as she likes. If she listens to Hardstyle there's a massive chance that the baby is going to be retarded anyway...

26-Oct-09, 09:15pm	#14
Sylva Mivva fighting off downies Member Since: May 2006 MemberID: 89055 Location: bumma bay Posts: 8,190	yeah i dont get how people wipe sitting down, i would definitely wipe my wrist on my sharty arse. __________________ yes she didn't.

26-Oct-09, 09:17pm	#15
dandelion__ .blow me away. Member Since: Mar 2008 MemberID: 161432 Location: b-town Posts: 3,295	My sisters bf leaves marks ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Its disgusting How can you be 32 years of age and not know how to wipe your arse properly?! Dirty bastard!!

26-Oct-09, 09:19pm	#16
Punk in Drublic Can I get a hell yeah? Member Since: Jan 2004 MemberID: 34832 Location: Sydney Posts: 5,593	I've been a stand-up wiper since way back. Wiping while sitting down just feels.....wrong.
	Visit Punk in Drublic's website

26-Oct-09, 09:20pm	#17
TheCreamOfSumYungGai Registered User Member Since: Oct 2009 MemberID: 210633 Location: NSW, AU Posts: 49	Quote: Originally Posted by Sylva Mivva yeah i dont get how people wipe sitting down, i would definitely wipe my wrist on my sharty arse. See that has nothing to do with your wiping technique or anything...... that all comes back to you being a dirty/seedy/feral/filthy unhygienic moleburger.

26-Oct-09, 09:23pm	#18
larrisajones eh Member Since: Jun 2008 MemberID: 167611 Location: still here Posts: 4,065	Quote: Originally Posted by dandelion__ My sisters bf leaves marks ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Its disgusting How can you be 32 years of age and not know how to wipe your arse properly?! Dirty bastard!! or not know what the toilet brush is for?

26-Oct-09, 09:24pm	#19
walkdogz Registered User Member Since: Mar 2008 MemberID: 162787 Location: NSW, AU Posts: 2,310	Quote: Originally Posted by dandelion__ My sisters bf leaves marks ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Its disgusting How can you be 32 years of age and not know how to wipe your arse properly?! Dirty bastard!! i havent left a mark on my undies since I was in primary school... that's pretty sad. It's quite amazing how wiping technique polarises people. I literally didn't know people wiped sitting down till year 11, when a friend told me he did. I was actually shocked to hear this from him, and then him and my other mate accused me of being weird for standing which was another surprise because my whole life I thought this was normal... Anyway, are there any dirty brownballers here? (Back to front action)... that I truly don't understand. __________________ Sydney Underground Podcast This week featuring Dave Stuart

26-Oct-09, 09:25pm	#21
larrisajones eh Member Since: Jun 2008 MemberID: 167611 Location: still here Posts: 4,065	Quote: Originally Posted by Sylva Mivva yeah i dont get how people wipe sitting down, i would definitely wipe my wrist on my sharty arse. That would be very enthusiastic arse wiping to get the wrist involved

26-Oct-09, 09:29pm	#22
macc4 i don't have cat, it died Member Since: Jan 2008 MemberID: 156527 Location: Sverige inte luktar Katt piss: ♪ Posts: 9,085	but how do you get your hand down there without standing up?

26-Oct-09, 09:33pm	#24
ferretrock speaker whore Member Since: Mar 2006 MemberID: 86484 Location: playing music FOR THE HEADS Posts: 9,059	^And that's precisely what marshy is illustrating. I think you are a tad confused about the issue at hand. __________________ LISTEN TO For the Heads vol. 1
	Visit ferretrock's website

26-Oct-09, 09:35pm	#25
larrisajones eh Member Since: Jun 2008 MemberID: 167611 Location: still here Posts: 4,065	Oh ... Oh god I ... Eeeew ON the seat! I hadn't even considered that possible ... I was thinking inner bowl skid mark

26-Oct-09, 09:38pm	#26
dandelion__ .blow me away. Member Since: Mar 2008 MemberID: 161432 Location: b-town Posts: 3,295	YES! Its fucking beyond me.. He must be really lazy/lame/retarded at wiping his arse or something. :shudders: I don't want to even think about that

26-Oct-09, 09:47pm	#27
trajik Look at those beady eyes Member Since: Nov 2002 MemberID: 16055 Location: Ullehtown Posts: 8,658	So you people who leave skid marks and can't wipe while sitting down, you must sit all the way back on the toilet seat with your butt cheeks touching the back of the toilet seat? Is that necessary? My arse has never ever touched the back of the toilet seat hence no shit stains and no problem wiping while sitting down. Of course I'm not propped up like I'm sitting on a throne, you lean forward, grab the other arse cheek with your free hand (if necessary) and wipe to get a better grip and clean. Christ, I knew some of you were stupid pricks but not this stupid. __________________ Pissing everyone off since 2005 Quote: Originally Posted by jarrardscott Richie Hawtin back early next year Quote: Originally Posted by Sam_N maybe he can sign your fringe

26-Oct-09, 09:49pm	#28
larrisajones eh Member Since: Jun 2008 MemberID: 167611 Location: still here Posts: 4,065	^ I missed Trajiks posts when she was away.

26-Oct-09, 09:54pm	#29
Elliot G ITM Contributor Member Since: Oct 2006 MemberID: 102768 Location: NSW, AU Posts: 2,411	You kids all need a hobby. __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by SurfinBird You turned the small dark room of subbies into the Space terrace dude... the sunshine and love was radiating off you....

26-Oct-09, 09:56pm	#30
trajik Look at those beady eyes Member Since: Nov 2002 MemberID: 16055 Location: Ullehtown Posts: 8,658	I know! Let's take up group sessions of 101 in Arse Wiping followed by pottery. __________________ Pissing everyone off since 2005 Quote: Originally Posted by jarrardscott Richie Hawtin back early next year Quote: Originally Posted by Sam_N maybe he can sign your fringe

26-Oct-09, 10:02pm	#31
magictorch My avatar is my own brain Member Since: Nov 2004 MemberID: 50775 Posts: 4,258	marshy I'm very worried about you. Call me if you need to speak to me about anything hmmmkay? __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by Anon, SameSame forum, "Beautiful Genitalia" thread And I can honestly say I have never slagged off cocks. Because I don't think they are ugly or pointless, Nor do I think vaginas are stunning to look at, but comparing them to a toasted cheese sandwich, joke or not is offensive to ME.

26-Oct-09, 10:06pm	#32
ferretrock speaker whore Member Since: Mar 2006 MemberID: 86484 Location: playing music FOR THE HEADS Posts: 9,059	Quote: Originally Posted by trajik I know! Let's take up group sessions of 101 in Arse Wiping followed by pottery. All one class! Pottyry __________________ LISTEN TO For the Heads vol. 1
	Visit ferretrock's website

26-Oct-09, 10:09pm	#33
trajik Look at those beady eyes Member Since: Nov 2002 MemberID: 16055 Location: Ullehtown Posts: 8,658	Took me a while.. first I thought I spelt the word incorrectly and then it hit me! Good work there young lad. __________________ Pissing everyone off since 2005 Quote: Originally Posted by jarrardscott Richie Hawtin back early next year Quote: Originally Posted by Sam_N maybe he can sign your fringe

26-Oct-09, 10:18pm	#34
B_e_de Member Since: Apr 2005 MemberID: 60957 Location: VICTORY AT SEA! Posts: 13,611	You're all missing the point of this thread, shut up and enjoy the lols or do some oversharing instead. Marshy, try wiping from the top down. __________________ A great philosopher once wrote. Naughty, naughty, very naughty

26-Oct-09, 10:57pm	#35
crabman Member Since: Oct 2007 MemberID: 144806 Location: Laverton / Lara Posts: 4,538	YOU'RE THE DUNCE OF SHITTING! CONGRATULATIONS! __________________ <trajik> you're too smart to make mistakes Escuche la... la ciudad respirando. اسم اللعبة هو ضوء يعمل.

26-Oct-09, 11:09pm	#36
esoteric31 clean & serene Member Since: Sep 2002 MemberID: 13957 Location: maggie's farm Posts: 9,076	Quote: Originally Posted by B_e_de Marshy, try wiping from the top down. That's unhygienic. He'll smear shit all over his vulva __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by trajik Anyway we can now stop discussing my anus. I made my confession, it was awkward and horrible.

26-Oct-09, 11:10pm	#37
B_e_de Member Since: Apr 2005 MemberID: 60957 Location: VICTORY AT SEA! Posts: 13,611	Down, then up, then down. Wax on. Wax off. Wait why are we discussing this? __________________ A great philosopher once wrote. Naughty, naughty, very naughty