Making bets with strangers over the internet is pretty dumb, but expecting strangers to honour bets made over the internet is on a different level of stupid.

I know!

Maybe in a few years you could look back on this very moment that your bet wasn't honoured, and write a poorly drafted and edited book that attributes your (on-going) confused sexuality and relative lack of success in life to this unfortunate thing that happened to you. Of course, you won't have to be that blunt about it, but that will be the take-home point…

…oh wait