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you should. new vegas is tremendous. weirded, funnier, more creative. and i say that as someone who thought he would hate fo3 and it ended up being one of my favourite games ever. but i think NV might be better in a lot of ways.

Yeah, it's Obsidian - ie, Chris Avellone - so it's on my list. But said list is as long as a blue whale cock, so I'm not sure I'm ever going to get to it tbh.

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Doing my taxes, what expenses do you IT guys claim?
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Doing my taxes, what expenses do you IT guys claim?

I also would like to know this
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Yeah, it's Obsidian - ie, Chris Avellone - so it's on my list. But said list is as long as a blue whale cock, so I'm not sure I'm ever going to get to it tbh.

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as an uber nerd, its kinda depressing. so many awesome games i'll never play.
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Doing my taxes, what expenses do you IT guys claim?

http://www.cnet.com/au/news/ato-crac...r-electronics/

Basically, don't go shit-crazy.
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I did work on them, honestly. Once or twice.


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You can claim all sorts of stuff - you just need to use the approved formulas to work it out.

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Yeah my accountant just vaguely read a list of things from the ATO's websites as stuff I could claim. I know there's more juice I can squeeze, but my guy's shit I think.
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Working from home about 80% of the time now. I'm claiming toilet paper.
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Haven't played New Vegas, but I spent around 300 hours in the Capital Wasteland so yeah.




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ellipsis   Use Ellipsis in a sentence
el·lip·sis [ih-lip-sis] Show IPA
noun, plural el·lip·ses [ih-lip-seez] Show IPA .
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the omission from a sentence or other construction of one or more words that would complete or clarify the construction, as the omission of who are, while I am, or while we are from I like to interview people sitting down.
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the omission of one or more items from a construction in order to avoid repeating the identical or equivalent items that are in a preceding or following construction, as the omission of been to Paris from the second clause of I've been to Paris, but they haven't.
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Printing. a mark or marks as ——, …, or * * *, to indicate an omission or suppression of letters or words.
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1560–70; < Latin ellīpsis < Greek élleipsis an omission, equivalent to el- (variant of en- en-2 ) + leip- (stem of le*pein to leave) + -sis -sis
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hackerbros, how would i hypothetically go about formating a laptop that is on a domain? without network admin access? like say you found a work machine that no one has noticed is missing and wanted to repurpose it for personal use. i'm ah, asking for a friend.

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20 years since the release of Music For The Jilted Generation. Get some Prodigy into ya:

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Needs more Prog imo.

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No, stop making me feel old.
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stop making me feel old.

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guess who just got a free new(ish) i7 thinkpad

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No, stop making me feel old.

Just for that, here's another one:

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^ SORRY LISTENING TO LDRU AND OTHER NEW COOL MUSIC GNARLY DUDE I'M YOUNG SEE.

PS. My constraint with hairdresser went well. Luckily I looked up from my phone in time enough to prevent her from making me look like Macklemore.

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Just had a drug and alcohol policy meeting. The first half was a Life Education style overview of drugs. Oh my god, the urban myths and misinformation. Apparently:

- If you try drug x once you will be INSTANTLY ADDICTED FOR LIFE
- drug y is cut with Drano like, all the time
- Anna Wood [achievement unlocked] died of a heart attack
- You can buy garys over the counter at sex shops
- Synthetic marijuana is likely to kill you

Then they showed us faces of meth, just in case none of us had ever been on the internet, which it turned out not many had.

Serious though, it wasn't even funny. Bunch of engineers and managers sitting there shaking their heads at the horror of it all. And you know you'll be the first one pissing in a cup if you point out any of the inaccuracies.

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Although the cups are kind of cool, with testers built into the lid. I kind of want to piss in one.

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Just had a drug and alcohol policy meeting. The first half was a Life Education style overview of drugs. Oh my god, the urban myths and misinformation. Apparently:

- If you try drug x once you will be INSTANTLY ADDICTED FOR LIFE
- drug y is cut with Drano like, all the time
- Anna Wood [achievement unlocked] died of a heart attack
- You can buy garys over the counter at sex shops
- Synthetic marijuana is likely to kill you

Then they showed us faces of meth, just in case none of us had ever been on the internet, which it turned out not many had.

Serious though, it wasn't even funny. Bunch of engineers and managers sitting there shaking their heads at the horror of it all. And you know you'll be the first one pissing in a cup if you point out any of the inaccuracies.

That is super duper depressing.

I don't think I could work like that.

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Bunch of engineers and managers sitting there shaking their heads at the horror of it all.

You mean they were disgusted by drugs, or drug myths?
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That is super duper depressing.

I don't think I could work like that.

work like what ? sober ?
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work like what ? sober ?

Somewhere we had alcohol lectures instead of beer fridges.

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I hate it when you're right and I'm not.

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Serious though, it wasn't even funny. Bunch of engineers and managers sitting there shaking their heads at the horror of it all. And you know you'll be the first one pissing in a cup if you point out any of the inaccuracies.

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Although the cups are kind of cool, with testers built into the lid. I kind of want to piss in one.

The upside of working in advertising - they can't drug test anyone because they'd have no employees
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Just had a drug and alcohol policy meeting. The first half was a Life Education style overview of drugs. Oh my god, the urban myths and misinformation. Apparently:

- If you try drug x once you will be INSTANTLY ADDICTED FOR LIFE
- drug y is cut with Drano like, all the time
- Anna Wood [achievement unlocked] died of a heart attack
- You can buy garys over the counter at sex shops
- Synthetic marijuana is likely to kill you

Then they showed us faces of meth, just in case none of us had ever been on the internet, which it turned out not many had.

Serious though, it wasn't even funny. Bunch of engineers and managers sitting there shaking their heads at the horror of it all. And you know you'll be the first one pissing in a cup if you point out any of the inaccuracies.

Spoiler:
Although the cups are kind of cool, with testers built into the lid. I kind of want to piss in one.

we had the same (except they were telling us the data for spike positives for all the different drugs )

one of the older consultants (with the most annoying eidetic memory in the world) corrected the trainer 4 or 5 times. I was far too cool scared to try that.
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