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Really? That's up there with the worst ones I've ever seen. The double motion - down to hands and knees, then to laying on stomach

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Entertaining game to watch I thought. I really like that lineup to be honest. Rooney was absolute class IMO, Cleverly and Evra ( best game in ages!) were both great as well. Newcastle deserved to get on the scoresheet and would be a little disappointed they didnt as well. DDG looked like he had no confidence at all and I was nervous everytime the ball was put in the box .

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I hate Suarez but he was kicked to fuck including being stomped on.

Bale shouldnt be getting away with his either...

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Really? That's up there with the worst ones I've ever seen. The double motion - down to hands and knees, then to laying on stomach

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I hate Suarez but he was kicked to fuck including being stomped on.

Bale shouldnt be getting away with his either...

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Poor old Norwich, doesn't get any easier, Arsenal up this weekend

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Balotelli was so fuckin poor on Saturday, it was like City were playing with one less player. Had a laugh when he walked straight down the tunnel after being hooked before 60 minutes

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Terrible !!! Suarez might be unlikable cock but he does get bashed every game from talentless losers like Huth.

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Suarez is a diving **** - but Stoke are a disgusting team.

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stoke were trying to kill all our players on the pitch, don't blame the boys for going down easy and trying to get them sent off. wish we had a hard man in the team who could break some of their necks. i miss monster masch

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Ok just done an accurate prediction how the EPL table will look like at the end of the season on current form


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oh what a surprise, manure fans making liverpool gifs! and they say they're not obsessed

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Balotelli was so fuckin poor on Saturday, it was like City were playing with one less player. Had a laugh when he walked straight down the tunnel after being hooked before 60 minutes

City should get rid of him. Doesn't add enough to justify to effort.
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City should get rid of him. Doesn't add enough to justify to effort.

i have always thought Balo was overrated. I've been waitng and waiting for him to live up to the hype. i don't really see the specialness in him tbh. I'd rather a dozen strikers in the PL over him.
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When Balotelli's on, he's up there amongst the best strikers going round. Thing is, he only seems to play that way ~25% of the time.

Then you have the whole ego thing...
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Balo has his moments but i agree that the negative parts of his game and personality outweigh what he brings to his team. Mancini seems to be in love with him though !!

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When Balotelli's on, he's up there amongst the best strikers going round. Thing is, he only seems to play that way ~25% of the time.

Then you have the whole ego thing...

This. And by the looks of that photo of him walking down the tunnel, his team mates seem to be well annoyed with his childish petulance when things don't go his way. I think he'll leave either in the Winter transfer period or the Summer one at the latest.

He's funny as fuck at times but he has a serious temper on him.
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yeh i would. from what i gather, terry did talk to anton after the game to apologise/clear things up. i completely agree with you in that regard. if someone had been riling me up and then i crossed the line or they misinterpreted what i'd said and got offended, i'd apologise. and i'd hope they'd apologise too for being antagonistic. then we'd chillax and get on with our lives. thats just me though. i'm very diplomatic in that regard.

but if someone tries to get a reaction out of me, and then acts like a fucking bitch. sorry, i totally wouldnt play that. thats just me. especially if i was adamant that he had misheard me. no fucking way i apologise again.

truth be told though. like i said initially. i honestly couldnt give a fuck at this stage. its fun to argue on the internet. thats about all my stake in this atm. ban him. ban both of em. fuck it. we'll do it live.


Fair enough mangz.

I'm no Ferdinand fanboy by any means, but resorting to saying something racist is as low as somebody can go. I've said before that I don't think Terry is a racist, but he's in his mid 30's now, he should be able to laugh stuff off. And fair play to him if he did try to apologise straight after the game but he shouldn't have ducked it afterwards.

As I said before he should've come out straight away and said, "Ferdinand was riling me up and I resorted to saying something racist. I unreservedly apologise to Anton (now; I also tried to apologise to him straight after the game) and all those who might be offended by my actions, and will put a months wages into the FA's Stamp Out Racism campaign. I'm deeply sorry for my unacceptable comments."

It would've ended pretty quickly. No court case would have happened. Terry probably would have served a 3 match ban way back then and it would be done and dusted.

This is the kind of response any footballer should be man enough to take if they do something similar. If Terry had done it, it would have set up a worthwhile precedent for any subsequent racism by players to follow.

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Ok just done an accurate prediction how the EPL table will look like at the end of the season on current form


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Manure 81pts
Citehh 81pts
Everton 76pts
Spuds 76pts
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I'd like to think that if cisse's header had been adjudged to have been over the line, that the momentum that we were really building at that point could have seen us come back and snatch a point.

reality is though, united were in cruise control, and had we scored that goal then they probably would have notched it up a gear and beaten us anyhow.

conceding those two goals to corners was so fucking cheap though. I don't know how the fuck that happens.
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'twas a horrible dive by Luis, but he got the shit kicked out of him last night.

Still, that's no excuse
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I'd like to think that if cisse's header had been adjudged to have been over the line

I don't think it was over...?
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Close call... I have no idea how DDG recovered as well as he did to be honest.
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Yeah Newcastle looked real good for that period and with our shaky defence(ddg)/your great attack I was expecting to concede.

Saying that, that Tiote stomp could of been a sending off on another day ( which the commentators went on about a bazillion times after that).
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