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Same old Stoke...

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The only thing on par with that was Arsenal losing to Stoke. I can't decide which one made me grin more.
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Typical gutless performance, back to the old men v boys days

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fucki9ng Newcastle you fucking bastards , and Chelsea completely fucked that whole match up thanks to matic not playing oh well shit happens, Man city are going start hurting now thanks high scoring aguero is injured, i don't give a flying fuck what you fags say just because Chelsea lost, we still better than the rest of the epl right now

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fucki9ng Newcastle you fucking bastards , and Chelsea completely fucked that whole match up thanks to matic not playing oh well shit happens, Man city are going start hurting now thanks high scoring aguero is injured, i don't give a flying fuck what you fags say just because Chelsea lost, we still better than the rest of the epl right now

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United coming good now, 5 in a row! That 4th place is heating up though hey.
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Coming good is flattering .

How we won that game, I've no idea, but you take 3 points away at Southampton anyway possible these days.

Sloppyness of our passing tonight was painful- fellainis pass for their goal was a great example but I can think of most players doing it - young, mata and all of our defence. Rooney holding on the ball way too long.

Only player who played well , other than standard de gea, was Rvp who was class. Carrick maybe, much better in cm though.

Rvps touches were class tonight. His first goal great anticipation and finish from acute angle, second a great finish on outside of his foot.

Other than that we were pretty terrible but take the win
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Carrick has made a HUGE difference, his passing is so much more direct. Fellaini had a shocker but has been good the last month.
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Yep, Carrick has been fantastic on return. Need to play centre mid though to really assert authority. If only we had some centre backs who could stay injury free!
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Yeah bitches, great 4-1 win against Newcastle.
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very good win by Chelsea this morning
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Bullshit, the ref handed you the game by not sending off Cahill.
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Anybody else staying up for the game tonight?
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Brad Jones starting.

BR has solved the LFC unproductive striker problem.........by not playing a recognised striker.

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Naive defending from Liverpool, though the second goal was offside.

I don't see them scoring with the small lineup they have on. They need to gamble and bring on Balotelli or Lambert.
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Liverpool is so shit

Absolutely toothless without SAS. I actually didn't even realise Gerrard was on either until he got the yellow in the 85th. De Gea did have a blinder but Pool should have scored at least one sitter there.
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That was painful. No complaints really...

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De Gea killed it, some amazing saves!
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The save he makes from Sterling when he went round him one on one was phenomenal. So hard to recover and get yourself in a position to make the save in that situation, and he did it perfectly.
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that was possibly the worst game i have ever seen gerrard play. he has never looked as old as he did last night. telli was actually quite good when he came on - he could have had a hatrick but it just wasn't his day. even without a goal to his name, it showed that he could get into all the right positions and can be dangerous no matter what.

man united only 8 points off top spot. if they come back and win this league i may genuinely kmf.

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Nah, defence is still shoddy. Chelsea and City are still a lot better overall.
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We won't win, but should finish top 4.

Our defence is awful.
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No chance of winning it, not even thinking of that at the moment.

Great game, one of those days everything just fell for you. Clinical with chances, and lucky with mata decision, de gea in world class form. Liverpool were alright.

Hangover is worth is, another win and against them too.

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In the meantime Spurs with another away win..

Can we just negotiate to play all our games away from the lane!

Eriksen in some form, and good to see KW get 90mins in the fucked BPL under his belt. Much more balanced back 4 with him there.
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The save he makes from Sterling when he went round him one on one was phenomenal. So hard to recover and get yourself in a position to make the save in that situation, and he did it perfectly.

Yep great effort to get back between him and the goal...
But you've got to wonder why Sterling decided to take the extra touch and not just roll it in with his left foot when De Gea was beaten!
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We won't win, but should finish top 4.

Our defence is awful.

Interestingly, only Chelsea, City and Southampton have better defensive records than us and we have only conceded 3 mroe than City ( which includes our 5 goals against Leicester).






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Nah, defence is still shoddy. Chelsea and City are still a lot better overall.

Maybe so, but 8 points (Chelsea) is less than three dropped games, and 5 points (City) is less than two. It’s not even Christmas yet – there is long way to go and United are in some real form at the moment.

Besides, they don’t really need to be firing on all cylinders, they just need to keep scraping through the matches in front of them and hope that City and Chelsea slip up. If their defence is rubbish, just score moar goals. They have RVP, Rooney and Falcao on his way back to get them toward that. Chelsea have already shown that they aren’t immune to the odd slip up in the last few weeks, and City has laboured through some games and will probably continue to do so while Aguero is out.

Also, Chelsea are still alive in the FA Cup, Champions League (vs PSG), and the League Cup. City are still in the Champions League (vs Barcelona) and the FA Cup. United have no European games to worry about whatsoever, and are only in the FA Cup.

Hdb2 and niccko want to sit here and be all humble about how their team has no chance this season, but I’m not buying it just yet. They probably aren’t going to win it, I know that, but writing a club like that off completely is just stupid. They have proven time and time again over the last 25-odd years that you can’t write them off.

Just so everyone knows, they are still ****s though.

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United are in some real form at the moment.

We really aren't though .

Fluked Arsenal game ( Di Marias pace + counter attack)
Hung on against Stoke ( DDG brilliance in final 10 minutes somehow keeping them out)
We were completely outplayed against southampton, possibly one of our worse performances in recent years( no idea how we won).
We were probably the lesser team, at home, against a terrible terrible Liverpool for the most part ( but better in both boxes).


Sure, I get your points and the good news as a Utd fan is that we have shown some glimpses of impressive football, our injury problems seem to be dwindling - I'd love to see Falcao and Di Maria starting Saturday - but at the end of the day we had the lowest amount of points for 4th spot in the last 10 seasons or something a week or two ago and are still well off the pace to win the title this year IMO.

Top 4 is a realistic and reachable target though.
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How you win doesn't matter, it's the fact that you are winning that counts. What is now, 6 on the trot? If you look at the results and say that W-W-W-W-W-W does not constitute good form, then bloody hell. I don't know what does. Everyone has had a chance to get to know each other now, work out how to play together. Most importantly, the goals are starting to come. There is also the added influence of a possible centre back joining the ranks in the January window.

I know it's your job to play it down so you don't end up with egg on your face at the end of the season, but top 2 is what I would say (IMHO) to be an achievable target.

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Watched the Pool game, they played well against a fairly solid Bournemouth. Was hoping to watch the other game but it wasn't on TV (lol UK) and couldn't be arsed streaming.

Chelsea really should take this out but you never know with cup comps.
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Apparently Roy Keane just rocked up to Tom Cleverley's house, as he blames him for leaking the story about the Villa players hating him to the press.

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8 goals conceded in 2 games. grim.

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All quiet in here.. Can only mean 1 thing... KYF derby tonight.

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Was a really good day of football, goals everywhere. An Arse win tomorrow would really top it all off.
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West Ham win again, this time disposing of Leicester and winning me ten bucks into the bargain.

In a strange twist games were played at three o clock in the afternoon for once rather than three in the morning.

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