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Boobs? Why is that post the first I'm hearing of this!

Likewise - whose boobs???

*reminds self to wear modest neckline*





....who am I kidding. My chest is like the Serengeti plains. Warm, dry, and fucking flat.
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Actually I've already used that joke 3 times, if I keep saying it people will think I'm serious instead of enjoying the fact I can do whatever the hell I want, see whoever I want and fart in bed as much as I want.

And probably eat muffins with my shirt off while sitting on the couch.
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Actually I've already used that joke 3 times, if I keep saying it people will think I'm serious instead of enjoying the fact I can do whatever the hell I want, see whoever I want and fart in bed as much as I want.

And probably eat muffins with my shirt off while sitting on the couch.

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And probably eat Friands with my shirt off while sitting on the couch.

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Likewise - whose boobs???

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....who am I kidding. My chest is like the Serengeti plains. Warm, dry, and fucking flat.

Not yours Emma-bro! There's a time and a place for doing such, and it's not at the dinner table or with people we respect and like.
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Actually I've already used that joke 3 times, if I keep saying it people will think I'm serious instead of enjoying the fact I can do whatever the hell I want, see whoever I want and fart in bed as much as I want.

And probably eat muffins with my shirt off while sitting on the couch.

You don't mean to tell me you sit around eating muffins whilst wearing pants, do you??

Shame. You are really missing out.

Pantsless muffin consuming is the only way.
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I tried one time, but chocolate chips fell on the couch and I sat back on them and they melted. Wasn't a good look.
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I tried one time, but chocolate chips fell on the couch and I sat back on them and they melted. Wasn't a good look.

Is ok, it's only smells
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Is ok, it's only smells

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GOOD. I can't wait for Saturday.

Burgers and boobs. Joy.

Who told you I was going to show you my boobs? It was meant to be a surprise.

/storms out of the room sobbing.

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Who told you I was going to show you my boobs? It was meant to be a surprise.

/storms out of the room sobbing.

Surprise? You always do it. After a few drinks I always manage to convince you I'm the host dude from Girls Gone Wild. It's either my fault for being a good actor or your fault for being so gullible.
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I tried one time, but chocolate chips fell on the couch and I sat back on them and they melted. Wasn't a good look.

I was eating M&Ms in bed once, and when I woke up in the morning there was this weird brown crusty stuff all over my face and neck, all the way down past my shoulder.

I counted about 12 melted M&Ms in and around my pillow and mattress.
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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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There's something horrendous about getting melted cheese on your clothes and not knowing it's there. After 10 minutes it turns into the worst grease mark ever. Makes you look like a truck stop cook.
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Not to mention it makes you look like Monica Lewinsky.
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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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There's something horrendous about getting melted cheese on your clothes and not knowing it's there. After 10 minutes it turns into the worst grease mark ever. Makes you look like a truck stop cook.

Same effect with jizz.
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Speaking of which, my housemate made a rare trip into my room to look at something on my computer last night and asked what all the scrunched tissues on the tiny table were.
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Speaking of which, my housemate made a rare trip into my room to look at something on my computer last night and asked what all the scrunched tissues on the tiny table were.

Just say you were watching Ghost.

that part were swayze goes all casper and shit gets you everytime
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You don't flush or bin your jizz kleenex?

WTF are you, 12? Start wanking like a grown-up FFS.
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I just aim out the window, save paper, save the environment.

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Pretty sure he did!

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http://www.krmg.com/news/news/local/...airport/nXNWW/

Some brave hero saved a lot of lives on that flight.

Wow.
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You don't flush or bin your jizz kleenex?

WTF are you, 12? Start wanking like a grown-up FFS.

There was two, they were from the previous night and I hadn't had the chance to flush them
I don't have a bin in my room.
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You really can't fit a bin in the room I'm in.
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There was two, they were from the previous night and I hadn't had the chance to flush them
I don't have a bin in my room.

Two??? What kind of nymphomaniac are you, boy?
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i am sure there are special bins designed for such regions
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We are going to be in so much trouble if Bede start marking his tissue achievements in that online accountability social platform. Gamifing everyday activities in a fun and a contentious way. No thanks
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i am sure there are special bins designed for such regions

No. Really. You can't fit any sort of bin in the room I'm in.

It's literally a case of no space on the floor whatsoever for it. It's not a fucking tardis or anything.
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You're a goddamn genius.

OK, we need a startup team. A programmer, an art guy, and a manager. You're all three. Good luck.
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No. Really. You can't fit any sort of bin in the room I'm in.

It's literally a case of no space on the floor whatsoever for it. It's not a fucking tardis or anything.

tardis

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use a bowl? use a mug? hell.. whack them in the toilet.
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Two??? What kind of nymphomaniac are you, boy?

Shouldn't have sent me the name of that redhead chick from a few days ago.
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Shouldn't have sent me the name of that redhead chick from a few days ago.

I kind of set you up then. I hope you two are happy
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I'm now imagining Jehovahs Fitness in the movie Trainspotting dying from Toxoplasmosis.

But he hasn't got a cat.

Maybe you need on of these, dude:

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seriosuly.. hand a woolies bag off a doorknob?
use a bowl? use a mug? hell.. whack them in the toilet.

EUGH. Are we really gonna go into detail with this?

The door handle is right next to my bed. I'm not sleeping next to a bag of garbage. The toilet is right next to my housemates bedroom and they're light sleepers. The flush noise wakes them up, which is why I wait til the next day. My tiny table has room for my keyboard and a mouse, and even then I have to put a book on top of my computer case and slide it next to the table just so the keyboard is stable. This being a tiny table that sits at the end of the bed where I have to use the fucking wall and some cushions as a chair. Behind the table is two suitcases which cant be put anywhere else. I have contemplated every single way to get a bin in my room because I've always had one in my room ALWAYS. THERE IS LITERALLY NO ROOM.
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But he hasn't got a cat.

Maybe you need on of these, dude:

I share this two bedroom apartment with two cats. We share the bathroom. The stench of cat is neverending.

That bin won't fit. Nothing will fit anywhere.

Like seriously, I'm going to take a pic of my room when I get home so everybody realises the extent of a shoebox I'm existing in.
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