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I love that we're still talking about this.

The life of serviettes in my house goes from

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D) Any combination of the above one or two more, because I'm too lazy to go into the next room for tissues.
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Oh jesus Bede, you really are the guy from Trainspotting

I'm so sorry mang. I didn't realise the true extent of your living conditions

I will never understand why people let their cats use the people bathroom. When I was in America staying with a family in a trailer park (yes, really) they had three cats and the bathroom had a fucking cat flap on the door, so when you're in there showering, they come in and take a shit and you know how farts smell epic in the shower? Cat shit also intensifies in odour and I damn near choked on the stench.
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Moves to the big city, sleeps in a cupboard.

A free cupboard
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Oh jesus Bede, you really are the guy from Trainspotting

I'm so sorry mang. I didn't realise the true extent of your living conditions

I will never understand why people let their cats use the people bathroom. When I was in America staying with a family in a trailer park (yes, really) they had three cats and the bathroom had a fucking cat flap on the door, so when you're in there showering, they come in and take a shit and you know how farts smell epic in the shower? Cat shit also intensifies in odour and I damn near chocked on the stench.

yerrrp. Know how that feels. Have to spray the litter tray with Glen 20 every single time I go to have a shower.

As much as I love the location, the actual living condition is very below average. But the housemates are excellent.

God damn am I eyeing off my first paycheque for bond though...
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I would totally live in a cupboard if it was free.

Extra $500-$600 a fortnight ?

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1. Put them under the bed
2. Forget about them
3. ???
4. Profit
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You know what else is free?

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(Unless you paid for gay sex.)
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1. Put them under the bed
2. Forget about them
3. ???
4. Profit

Until your beagles go pillaging for booty and come across them then litter your loungeroom in them.

Also under my bed is the suitcase and luggage of the housemates.

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You know what else is free?

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(Unless you paid for gay sex.)

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I would totally live in a cupboard if it was free.

Extra $500-$600 $800 a fortnight ?

Yep.

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Until your beagles go pillaging for booty and come across them then litter your loungeroom in them.

Touche. My under bed has drawers now so the bin is in drawers under the bed. For some reason the dogs just LOVE anything to do with body fluids - cum rags, tissues, used condoms. We've learned this lesson already having found bits and pieces spread over the house. It was like being on an episode of Law & Order SVU.
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I can attest to this 'jize. My dog likes to eat the crotch out of my underwear, and the preference appears to be for used ones.

She won't go near Matt's with a 10 foot pole but she's all over mine like a lampshade. My little homo-dog.
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This thread is getting good.
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My GF's sister's pooch has eaten used tampons before.

Yummy.
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Ewwwww

None of my dogs have ever consumed a used sanitary item... Jedda busted open a fresh box when she was a pup though, tore them all up and decorated the house with white fluff. It was impossible to tell if she'd actually swallowed any so I had to drive her to the vet, at 8am on a Sunday when I just got home from a 2 day bender, to get her stomach pumped. I puked in the car park and pretended it wasn't me.
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My GF's sister's pooch.

...and we all know what that is code for.
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animals belong outside. cats. dogs. outside. if they are inside they should be confined to one area.
dnw animal hair, feces etc all over the house.
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I puked in the car park and pretended it wasn't me.

"Blaming the dog for farts is so passe, I blame the dog for my munter spews."

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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animals belong outside. cats. dogs. outside. if they are inside they should be confined to one area.
dnw animal hair, feces etc all over the house.

You have reached a new level of stupidity, congrats.
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animals belong outside. cats. dogs. outside. if they are inside they should be confined to one area.
dnw animal hair, feces etc all over the house.

Get the fuck out.
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animals belong outside. cats. dogs. outside. if they are inside they should be confined to one area.

Nonsense.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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...and we all know what that is code for.

Yeah, my girlfriend's sister's pet dog.
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animals belong outside. cats. dogs. outside. if they are inside they should be confined to one area.
dnw animal hair, feces etc all over the house.

You've been due one for a while. Sterling effort
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Whenever I'm eating she walks up to about 1m away and just stands there and starts drooling 20 cm dangly drool. If you leave food on a kitchen bench she will leap up so her front legs are on the bench then pull herself up and drag the food onto the floor. She's worked out how to open half the bins in the house.

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Also next year, if the place is decent enough and the stability is right, I'm gonna look at getting a toy husky.

Can't get a wolf because they aren't domesticated. Can't get anything it's size because I'll be in a 2 bedroom joint. So the only alternative is a toy/teacup and a husky

Forces a good two walks a day on me at the same time. God knows where he'll go when I get to the gym in the evening though... Is tying your dog up for an hour a thing?
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No, but I'm pretty sure he could spot you on the bench though.
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They're delightful

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Offtopic (lulz 'sif there's a topic): I'm going to take Ean's approach to winter and load up on some immune booster stuff. Feel like I'm surrounded by sick peoples, so it's gonna be needed.

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Offtopic (lulz 'sif there's a topic): I'm going to take Ean's approach to winter and load up on some immune booster stuff. Feel like I'm surrounded by sick peoples, so it's gonna be needed.

I'm going to continue laughing in the face of illness, because I am a man. I'm a man who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! That's what kind of man I am.

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Offtopic (lulz 'sif there's a topic): I'm going to take Ean's approach to winter and load up on some immune booster stuff. Feel like I'm surrounded by sick peoples, so it's gonna be needed.

yep. get the flu shot, have garlic, vit c (just not too much) and other various things.
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Offtopic (lulz 'sif there's a topic): I'm going to take Ean's approach to winter and load up on some immune booster stuff. Feel like I'm surrounded by sick peoples, so it's gonna be needed.

I'm taking this atm, dude:



Previously been on this, though, which is also good:

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Offtopic (lulz 'sif there's a topic): I'm going to take Ean's approach to winter and load up on some immune booster stuff. Feel like I'm surrounded by sick peoples, so it's gonna be needed.






Products marketed as Immunity boosters are fraud. Yet another health product scam.


Immunization = legit.



I've often thought of setting up a business to sell all this snake oil that people lap up and hand over cash for.


Edit : There's a reason it says on the label "may" be of assistance.
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Wtf cam corgis just mate with any dog?

Any dog can mate with any dog, providing the configuration allows for it.

Big dadda dog and small mamma dog obviously doesn't work. But the other way round is a party.
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Products marketed as Immunity boosters are fraud. Yet another health product scam.


Immunization = legit.



I've often thought of setting up a business to sell all this snake oil that people lap up and hand over cash for.


Edit : There's a reason it says on the label "may" be of assistance.

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