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Wtf cam corgis just mate with any dog?

All breeds of dogs (including wolves, dingoes, coyotes and golden jackals) can breed with any other breed of dog and produce fertile offspring.

Many combinations have difficult births (eg. giant dad with tiny mum) and might need a c-section but their children would be able to breed normally.

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I'd rather spend that $$$ on beer personally. At least i'm not fooling myself as to its effects ... and i'll be no less healthy (and not tired).
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Any dog can mate with any dog, providing the configuration allows for it.

Big dadda dog and small mamma dog obviously doesn't work. But the other way round is a party.

The mental image I have of a corgi trying to mount a german shepherd is too much.
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I reckon it will be. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger and One More Time are pretty unlistenable these days and that didn't have anywhere near as much marketing push as this and doesn't feature pharrel.

>implying one more time was ever not unlistenable


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That lineup is more confused than me the time I went to A Bar Called Barry.

[cutscene]Astro in gay bar.[/cutscene]

man I WENT PAST THAT BAR on A TRAM when I was IN MELBOURNE and every time I couldn't stop thinking about how someone needs to buy up the place next door and start A Bar Called Other Barry
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I'd rather spend that $$$ on beer personally. At least i'm not fooling myself as to its effects ... and i'll be no less healthy (and not tired).

Garlic, Zinc and C are medically proven to improve your immune function, so I don't know wtf you're talking about. Echinacea is still debatable, fair enough.

Alcohol weakens your immune system. Good job, Dr Science.
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The mental image I have of a corgi trying to mount a german shepherd is too much.

Step ladder, Footrot Flats style.
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Garlic, Zinc and C are medically proven to improve your immune function, so I don't know wtf you're talking about. Echinacea is still debatable, fair enough.

Alcohol weakens your immune system. Good job, Dr Science.


1. Vitamin C is unproven and there's mixed results on garlic
2. Too much of elements such as Zinc can have an adverse affect on your immunity.

Here's something written by "doctors" to back this up : http://www.health.harvard.edu/flu-re...une-system.htm


Also, it's excessive alcohol consumption can compromise your immunity.



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Offtopic (lulz 'sif there's a topic): I'm going to take Ean's approach to winter and load up on some immune booster stuff. Feel like I'm surrounded by sick peoples, so it's gonna be needed.

Here's my sick avoidance plan (I rarely get the flu/colds these days)

1)don't use public transport, EVER.
2)cut people with kids out of your life.
3)avoid nightclubs/become a social recluse
4)don't work in an open plan office/cubefarm with shared air conditioning

Has worked quite well for me over the past few years.

But if scrubs has taught me anything, it's that if you're hand(s) or face turns green, go see a doctor.

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Step ladder, Footrot Flats style.

OMG I haven't read Footrot flats for so long!
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I wonder what a bunch of flabby gamers that dont even train think about health.

Oh good.
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I wonder what a bunch of flabby gamers that dont even train think about Heath.

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1)don't use public transport, EVER.
2)cut people with kids out of your life.
3)avoid nightclubs/become a social recluse
4)don't work in an open plan office/cubefarm with shared air conditioning

Can't do any of those except 2.

Oh and zinc increases my toey-ness, so it's good.

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here's my sickness avoidance plan:

1) do pingers a bit less often than you used to

works a charm
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The mental image I have of a corgi trying to mount a german shepherd is too much.

One of my friends has a chihuahua x boxer, a result of an unplanned pregnancy between her two family dogs (fucking idjits, but that's a whole 'nother story) aaaaaaanyway the point is apparently watching them do the deed was rather hilarious.
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I wonder what a bunch of flabby gamers that dont even train think about health.

Oh good.



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I wonder what a bunch of flabby gamers that dont even train think about health.

Oh good.

I wonder what roid junkies that inject themselves with bull semen think about health...

Oh good.
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Footrot Flats feat. Smudge and Luke

THOSE BLOODY BEDESES!

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Can't do any of those except 2.

Nonsense, you can take the spruce moose to work.. now hop in






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I wonder what a bunch of flabby gamers that dont even train think about health.

Oh good.

I didn't think it was possible, but adding running to your fitness regime has turned you into even more of an obnoxious pretentious ****.

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1)don't use public transport, EVER.
2)cut people with kids out of your life.
3)avoid nightclubs/become a social recluse
4)don't work in an open plan office/cubefarm with shared air conditioning

Probably never fly anywhere.

That's all 4 of them combined.
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1. Vitamin C is unproven and there's mixed results on garlic
2. Too much of elements such as Zinc can have an adverse affect on your immunity.

Here's something written by "doctors" to back this up : http://www.health.harvard.edu/flu-re...une-system.htm


Also, it's excessive alcohol consumption can compromise your immunity.



Once again ... it's all a scam.

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Hey, you think it works and that's the most important thing.
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Snopesdub, dropping truth bombs and keeping ITM free of health scams since 2003.

I was just trying to save you some of your disposable income so you could buy moar comics graphic novels
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let's all go to the lobby
let's all go to the lobby
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10 pack or don't bother.
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10 pack or don't bother.

Look at mr picky over here

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I was just trying to save you some of your disposable income so you could buy moar comics graphic novels

Handy guide:

Comic = single issue
Trade Paperback (TPB) = collection of comics
Graphic novel = standalone "bookshelf" comic

They're all comics. Most people that call them graphic novels do so to make themselves feel better.
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Handy guide:

Comic = single issue
Trade Paperback (TPB) = collection of comics
Graphic novel = standalone "bookshelf" comic

They're all comics. Most people that call them graphic novels do so to make themselves feel better.


The First Tuesday Book Club recently did a special on comics ... you should check it out.


Also ... do you want to buy my old 2000AD comics ... there's some Simon Bisley ABC Warrior EPs in there (do they call them EPs? I don't know ... i just liked them. Rojaws is lolz)
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Thanks for the thought, Mr Dub, but I'm desperately trying to downsize my comic collection. Only buy the singles of the Mignolaverse titles now, everything else is trades.

Early Biz 2000AD owns, though

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i thought it was "boss-tones"

that's the impression that i got
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Cool information: They are from Boston and that's why they're called that.
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Yeah, that's probably too soon.
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You know what news I would love to wake up to one morning...that the entire WBC had been killed in their sleep. The men, the women, the children. Coldly and clinically; one bullet in the head for each of them. No fuss, no fanfare. Just all taken out.

I would have two cups of coffee that morning. And possibly a friand.

OOOH FRIAND! WBC MURDER FRIAND!

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OOOH FOOTBALL FRIAND

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Some brave hero saved a lot of lives on that flight.

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what the fuck kind of sick monster would want to shoot dinosaurs

Never played Turok? Remember the cerebral bore? No?
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Loved Turok on the N64.

And fuck those corgi /husky abominations. Husky/ wolf is where it's at. That was a great combination to have in a pet.
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