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This is worse than Tiesto's awkward awards interview.
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its like

1. you want a professional job where a suit is required
2. you get job YAY wear suits and love it pretending to be all dapper and shit
3. you get sick of wearing ties and go open shirt and suit
4 fuck suits, im wearing a shirt no tie no jacket

8:00am - Walk into work crisp, like damn that's a cold ass honky.
11:00am - Still feeling good, shirt becomes slightly untucked at the back but your jacket is covering it.
3:00pm - Jacket goes on back of chair whenever you sit down, the back of your shirt is untucked.
6:00pm - Your sleeves are rolled up and you're slouching in your chair while you slump at the keyboard.
6:10pm - Leave, you're pretty sure your whole shirt is untucked and your belt is one notch higher but you just don't give a fuck..

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just get a tailored / casual jacket for that shit mangs, you dont wanna rock a suit jacket with jeans, ew.

The occasions where I'd need it do not justify the cost. I have got a wool pea coat, but it's really warm.
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This is worse than Tiesto's awkward awards interview.

And yet somehow Diplo keeps managing to one-up both of them consistently.
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When you wear a suit every day for 8+ years, it stops being a thing.

I did 1.5 years of suiting up during a course, was tired of it after the first day.

Suits are the optical media of attire.

I mean seriously, what is the purpose of a tie? In the food world it's what they call a useless garnish these days.
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They made you wear a suit to printer cartridge installation school?
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Ties? Well, I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself.

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suits in and of themselves do not make one stylish

the amount of of fresh grads i've seen in a crappy suit after landing their first real gig make me cringe

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They made you wear a suit to printer cartridge installation school?

Yeah weird huh, I still find it funny that they make you suit up for your mobile phone kiosk job bism, but all the time I'm getting away with skater casual as a mobile printer ink cartridge installation guy (aka Jim's Inkjets)
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its like

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3. you get sick of wearing ties and go open shirt and suit
4 fuck suits, im wearing a shirt no tie no jacket

I've been at 4 for a while now
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Saw a bloke with a Winnie the Pooh tie the other day.

Poor ****.
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I've been at 4 for a while now

sounds like you need one of these

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When I was younger, I always thought I'd be one of those ****s who'd wear a Spider-Man tie or some superhero business.

"Why does dad wear shapes and lines when he could be wearing The Hulk and throwing up shapes?" I'd think.

Then I got older.
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I challenge you to wear a waistcoat with pocket watch combo
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you could wear a trilby.
who cares what the fashion is anyway. make your own damn fashion. go old school.


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you could wear a trilby.

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I automatically assume that anyone in a trilby, fedora or whatever is a pretentious **** and should be thrown under a bus
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Fuck.

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Easily one of my favourite authors. Truly saddening to know his nearly finished book (June release) will be his last.
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Please spoiler any book discussion.
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Aw man. That sucks, the Culture is fantastic.
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holy shit. fertiliser plant in texas went boom a few hours ago

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Man that girl really didn't keep it together. She wouldn't last a second in Jurassic Park.
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I keep getting junk emails about the boston bombing. i suspect the links are links to viruses, or viruu, or virii.. anyway.



I would love to wear a trilby..
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I automatically assume that anyone in a trilby, fedora or whatever is a pretentious **** and should be thrown under a bus

I just assume they're just fuckwit reddit brony atheists.

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Fuck.

I just found out that Ian M Banks has cancer and only has a year to live.

Easily one of my favourite authors. Truly saddening to know his nearly finished book (June release) will be his last.

I'm reading Consider Phlebas at the moment. Fantastic book.
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whoa, pretty original

This one looks like Flange.



Looks like me.

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Aw man. That sucks, the Culture is fantastic.

My favourite book if his is "The Algebraist." but "Excession," and "The Player of Games" were pretty amaze-balls too. It's funny that he wrote about a culture where humans basically just play games or do stuff for hobbies (because machines are way better at doing everything else) back in the 80's when gaming culture was in it's infancy.

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I also loved Player of Games, that was a great read. Use of Weapons wasn't bad as well. I love all the Culture stuff, it's probably the best universe to live in, if you had to live in someone's science fiction novel.
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books. srsly?

visual novels would pass. this does not.
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My favourite book if his is "The Algebraist." but "Excession," and "The Player of Games" were pretty amaze-balls too. It's funny that he wrote about a culture where humans basically just play games or do stuff for hobbies (because machines are way better at doing everything else) back in the 80's when gaming culture was in it's infancy.


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Can someone please teach iPhone users about this modern feature called "landscape".


FUCKING PORTRAIT VIDEOS!!! WTF MANG!
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Can someone please teach iPhone users about this modern feature called "landscape".


FUCKING PORTRAIT VIDEOS!!! WTF MANG!

Landscapes have been around forever bro.

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EDIT: From KHOU: West EMS Director tells KWTX-TV as many as 60 or 70 people dead, hundreds injured in fertilizer plant explosion.

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Pet hate. IMO they shouldn't even allow portrait mode filming with any smartphone.

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Fark.

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