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Men who prefer cats over dogs aren't real men.
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Men who prefer cats over dogs aren't real men.

what are they?

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btw dogs: too high maintenance/clingy/want too much of your attention/like owning a drunk toddler

Dogs are only a problem if you let them be. Dogs respect dominance. Since you provide their food, you are automatically alpha dog unless you behave otherwise.

Also dogs get easily confused by mixed messages. You have to be clear that certain actions result in certain outcomes. A badly behaved dog is a sign it has had a bad owner.

Eg. My dogs will come up demanding attention from me and wanting to be patted. If I don't feel like it and tell them to fuck off, they fuck off. In they past when they didn't, they got locked outside. Now they know better.

They know not to steal food or annoy me when I'm eating. In the past when they did bug me when I was eating they got locked outside. Now they know better.

My dogs don't bark indoors. When they have in the past, they got locked outside. Now they know better.

I could go on but you get the point. If you are assertive and set concrete ground-rules, dogs will do what they are told pretty much all of the time.

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A chihuahua is not every dog. Breed dependant. Most dogs are content just doing they own thang.

This. Small, yippy dogs that people treat like babies till they get bored with them and then get annoyed with, are being annoying because that's how their owner has trained them. This sort of owner is typically a selfish jerk who should never have bought a pet in the first place.
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No no no, potato cakes and vinegar is how you Friday lunch.

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Nothing tastes as good as Prison Lunch feels!!!!11

Eugh, my evening is about to become staring at two excel spreadsheets and comparing them instead of running around with an iPad.

BYE EVERYONE AND HAVE A FABULOUS WEEKEND
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Dogs n stuff

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I just found your doppleganger at work. Spitting image to a T, except taller.

and without the facial hair...

Gonna ask him if he wants a BJ in the bathroom and see if he has the same curve and wart as you.
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OK I need to post this

Ian

I just found your doppleganger at work. Spitting image to a T, except taller.

and without the facial hair...

Gonna ask him if he wants a BJ in the bathroom and see if he has the same curve and wart as you.

You've just described Stephen Merchant.

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what are they?

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really? pussy's?
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Thanks, man.

I couldn't be bothered.
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Dawminate.

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Thanks, man.

I couldn't be bothered.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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OK I need to post this

Ian

I just found your doppleganger at work. Spitting image to a T, except taller.

and without the facial hair...

Gonna ask him if he wants a BJ in the bathroom and see if he has the same curve and wart as you.

Splendid.

The plan is proceeding on schedule.
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Dogs are only a problem if you let them be. Dogs respect dominance. Since you provide their food, you are automatically alpha dog unless you behave otherwise.

Also dogs get easily confused by mixed messages. You have to be clear that certain actions result in certain outcomes. A badly behaved dog is a sign it has had a bad owner.

Eg. My dogs will come up demanding attention from me and wanting to be patted. If I don't feel like it and tell them to fuck off, they fuck off. In they past when they didn't, they got locked outside. Now they know better.

They know not to steal food or annoy me when I'm eating. In the past when they did bug me when I was eating they got locked outside. Now they know better.

My dogs don't bark indoors. When they have in the past, they got locked outside. Now they know better.

I could go on but you get the point. If you are assertive and set concrete ground-rules, dogs will do what they are told pretty much all of the time.
This. Small, yippy dogs that people treat like babies till they get bored with them and then get annoyed with, are being annoying because that's how their owner has trained them. This sort of owner is typically a selfish jerk who should never have bought a pet in the first place.

Had med/large dogs all my life until recent years - never had a small dog. Out of all our dogs we'd never had a badly behaved one at all. Hell, our last one knew it wasn't allowed on the upstairs level of our house where the carpet was, in the 13 years it lived never once went upstairs in that house.

Dogs are "pack" animals, they tend to follow you around the house and have a need to be in the same room as you a lot more than cats. I mean both require your attention, I just think dogs in general need it more than cats.
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What do cats even do though.
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Mine kills possums. Worth having her around just for that.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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So piano keyboards are awesome, especially when you load up a bunch of synths and plonk it down in front of your missus on a couch. She used to play sax and within 10 minutes was jumping around the thing pretty fly like.

Entire thing recorded on the couch with only an iPad.

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Mine kills possums. Worth having her around just for that.

Read that as 'mines'. Thought 'Wow, what a great way to clear out mines in Africa'

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I don't get the 'dogs need attention and that's a bad thing'.

It's not like they scream at you, they just want to be your bro. They've no problem just chilling there with you, letting you play with their soft, warm ears while you kick back, drink something and watch a movie or whatever.

Or at least mine doesn't. My dog is fucking rad and is just happy to be included, kind of like grandma.
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My GF's sister's cocker spaniel is the best house dog ever. She loves just chilling, and will happily lay with her head on your lap for an entire movie.

Love 'er
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kind of like grandma.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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My GF's sister's cocker spaniel is the best house dog ever. She loves just chilling, and will happily lay with her head on your lap for an entire movie.

Love 'er

Cocker Spaniels are pretty great, I like how hyper active you can make them. Highlight of any trip to the parent's place is always seeing the dog. Still don't think I could own one though, don't have enough time for regular walks and dawminating.

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I wonder what's going on in the Cat forum (for cats).
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Cocker Spaniels are pretty great, I like how hyper active you can make them.



So true, she has two modes: child on sugar bender, stoner on 20 cones.
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Men who prefer cats over dogs aren't real men.

says the vegetarian

a man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man
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jokes, i believe.

We've got one that does a good vampire Abed impersonation.

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I wonder what's going on in the Cat forum (for cats).

meow meow meow meow

meow meow meow

meow meow meow purrrrrrr



it's pretty much like http://adultcatfinder.com/
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says the vegetarian

a man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man


I had some pork buns from Din Tai Fung last night, shithouse compared to the fare I enjoyed in Singapore.
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I wonder what's going on in the Cat forum (for cats).

Right now, they're talking about the MIT gunman I believe.
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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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The thing people forget is that us humans have a shitload going on in our lives, we got work and gym and a social life and all that shit.

What does a dog have?

His owner.

No fucking wonder they're so happy to see you whether you're gone for 5 minutes or 5 hours.
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I had some pork buns from Din Tai Fung last night, shithouse compared to the fare I enjoyed in Singapore.

Ok, let's do this.

Oh really, Singapore? We stopped through there on our way to Europe, stayed at Raffles, Somerset Maughn Suites - slumming it, as it was just a day or two.

Pork buns weren't too bad, but not anything as good as the ones we had in a totes boutique little place in Beijing, our diplomat friend who we stayed with put us on to it.

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The thing people forget is that us humans have a shitload going on in our lives, we got work and gym and a social life and all that shit.

What does a dog have?

His owner.

No fucking wonder they're so happy to see you whether you're gone for 5 minutes or 5 hours.

I've also seen my dog entertain herself for over an hour with a squeaky hamburger.

It's not really the same thing - you're not denying them anything letting them chill in the backyard for most of the day.
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Ok, let's do this.

Oh really, Singapore? We stopped through there on our way to Europe, stayed at Raffles, Somerset Maughn Suites - slumming it, as it was just a day or two.

Pork buns weren't too bad, but not anything as good as the ones we had in a totes boutique little place in Beijing, our diplomat friend who we stayed with put us on to it.

Being a travel wanker with Fangoriously

Sounds like you've been having some pork fun.
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Ok, let's do this.

This was my favourite part.

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