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Like literally prying.

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We took a look at his goods when we got him home. I never want to see anything like that again - it looked like his penis had been traumatically amputated and stitched back on by a blind grandmother with no arms.

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torres looks like such a bad ass


and lol at terriblvez
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theres just not enough superstars in the citeh team. they need to sign some more big names i think.

tevez takes the cake for miss of the season..he also ate the cake too.

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torres looks like such a bad ass

just needs a leather jacket and it will be complete

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but torres don't need no leather jacket
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West Ham caught United napping didnt they?

This let the other team score three goals and then score 0 is a great tactic and will serve West Ham brilliantly for the rest of the year.

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In retrospect, only three teams won away at Stadium of Light last year, so it could be worse. Still, that miss, urrggghhhhhh
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but torres don't need no leather jacket

Wtf is he doing out of a dress is what I wanna know...
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NOT PRETTY ... Carlos Tevez looks almost as ugly as his miss at the Stadium of Light

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looks like benicio del toro in the wolfman, halfway between wolf and man imo

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Fuck yes. A gurning Tevez.
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Jack Wilshire got arrested and later released on bail after getting involved in a fight outside a club in Kensington.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ken-elbow.html


Wenger has a history of quickly disposing of youngsters who get in trouble with the law. Pennant, Quincy, Bentley, Traore. What fate awaits Wilshire after Wenger pipped him to be the future of England?
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Jack Wilshire got arrested and later released on bail after getting involved in a fight outside a club in Kensington.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ken-elbow.html


Wenger has a history of quickly disposing of youngsters who get in trouble with the law. Pennant, Quincy, Bentley, Traore. What fate awaits Wilshire after Wenger pipped him to be the future of England?

Newcastle to sign him in 3......2.......
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but torres don't need no leather jacket

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Jack Wilshire got arrested and later released on bail after getting involved in a fight outside a club in Kensington.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ken-elbow.html


Wenger has a history of quickly disposing of youngsters who get in trouble with the law. Pennant, Quincy, Bentley, Traore. What fate awaits Wilshire after Wenger pipped him to be the future of England?

I read somewhere he was trying to break up the fight and act as peace maker, doubt anything will come of it... maybe a slap on the wrist for being out at 3am - see Bendtner and his trousers round his ankles escapade...
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Newcastle to sign him in 3......2.......

i thought the very same thing.

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Go fuck yourself, Daniel.

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Anyone looking forward to this new comedy coming out ;


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I have nothing to add except that watching my beloved Man U destroy West Ham last week 3-0 (live at Old Trafford nonetheless) was pure magic.

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I read somewhere he was trying to break up the fight and act as peace maker, doubt anything will come of it... maybe a slap on the wrist for being out at 3am - see Bendtner and his trousers round his ankles escapade...

Yeah I heard the same thing. Sun beat up
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So Chelsea were only able to name 4 homegrown players....does that mean Abramovich will be paying someone off so they dont get punished?
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If they don't name a full 25-man squad (which they haven't), they are exempt from the quota.
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if you dont name a full squad, you can use youth players.
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wait so a team can name 24 players only, not have a single english player, and be exempt frmo the rule?
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Arsenal's 6 homegrown players: Nicklas Bendtner, Gael Clichy, Denilson, Johan Djourou, Cesc Fabregas, Vito Mannone, Alex Song.

whats the point of this again?
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wait so a team can name 24 players only, not have a single english player, and be exempt frmo the rule?

i think it would have to be 17?

also... english?
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Arsenal's 6 homegrown players: Nicklas Bendtner, Gael Clichy, Denilson, Johan Djourou, Cesc Fabregas, Vito Mannone, Alex Song.

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How squads work

»Premier League rules state that each club must submit a squad, maximum 25 players, containing at least eight home-grown players (players trained in England or Wales for 36 months before the age of 21) with an additional unlimited number of players aged 21 or under on January 1 of that year.

»Clubs who submit a squad of fewer than 25 players can add free agents should they be acquired and Premier League rules also allow for changes in ‘exceptional circumstances’ such as a shortage of goalkeepers.

»However, once submitted, the 25-man squad cannot be altered until the opening of the next transfer window on January


Clubs can, however, use an unlimited number of players aged 21 or under regardless of nationality. This law allows manager Sir Alex Ferguson to call on un-named youth stars Fabio, Rafael, Bebe, Corry Evans, Chris Smalling, Gabriel Obertan, Ritchie De Laet, Ben Amos and Federico Macheda.

Homegrown players

Gary Neville
Jonny Evans
Rio Ferdinand
Wes Brown
Michael Owen
Wayne Rooney
Ryan Giggs
Michael Carrick
Paul Scholes
John O'Shea
Darren Fletcher
Darron Gibson

Non homegrown players

Edwin van der Sar
Patrice Evra
Nemanja Vidic
Antonio Valencia
Park Ji-Sung
Javier Hernandez
Owen Hargreaves
Anderson
Dimitar Berbatov
Nani
Tomasz Kuszczak

That means all our players, other than those out on loan,are eligible to play this year.

Source:- official Website.
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wait so a team can name 24 players only, not have a single english player, and be exempt frmo the rule?

Homegrown means they have trained with an English club for 3 years prior to reaching the age of 21.
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Arsenal's 6 homegrown players: Nicklas Bendtner, Gael Clichy, Denilson, Johan Djourou, Cesc Fabregas, Vito Mannone, Alex Song.

whats the point of this again?

Didn't you know Bendtner was born in Brixton and Song was born in Surrey
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Its been set up to help england nurture English players. Instead clubs are gonna stack their youth academy with 17 year old foreigners.
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Arsenal's 6 homegrown players: Nicklas Bendtner, Gael Clichy, Denilson, Johan Djourou, Cesc Fabregas, Vito Mannone, Alex Song.

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Its been set up to help england nurture English players. Instead clubs are gonna stack their youth academy with 17 year old foreigners.

Business as usual for the Arse then?
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