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ITM males - come in for a chat on manliness
So I'm 27 years old - when exactly do I get that there shiny defined man chin all our fathers have in photos ?
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Possibly ...


...Not pertinent to the subject matter, of course that is a matter of personal context however,
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So I'm 27 years old - when exactly do I get that there shiny defined man chin all our fathers have in photos ?


when you grow a beard
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29... can go days without shaving without anyone noticing, and even then it's just a furry top lip
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doesnt feel manly enough, no one has bragged about how he banged a chick...or nothing has been shot at....this isnt a man thread at all
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I shot a chick and banged a gun this week.
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I once got 7 perfect rounds in a row on Buck Hunter but then the machine froze and I got the guy at the bar to reset it and give me a free game and he did but I didnt get any perfect rounds.
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when did lifestyle spill over into general?
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Aren't we all a little general?
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Too big a general.
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is this more your style mugzza?

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Perfect.
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Ok now that it's just us guys. How rad are dicks? Seriously, best things. Anyone wanna have a J/O session? No homo.
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maybe this thread should be combined with the one in lifestyle about men shaving underarms.
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Or at least a Double Dutch Rudder.
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On the downside I find it difficult to grow a beard, but on the upside I am quite chinsy and my farts are frequent and extremely potent. Also I abuse other people's pets when they're not looking.

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On the downside I find it difficult to grow a beard, but on the upside I am quite chinsy and my farts are frequent and extremely potent. Also I abuse other people's pets when they're not looking.

I like to bum dogs too.
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You've had a busy day on Google images, huh?
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Question for all the other mad ****s who spend Saturday and Sunday slamming bourbons and spitroasting hot slutz - do you think it's more beneficial to exfoliate before, or after the weekend?
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After, definitely. Cleans out all those slutz particles clogging your masculine pores.
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I exfoliate three times a night, twice in the bathrooms and once on the dancefloor.
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Read that in a high pitched Austrian accent for 67% added value.

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what does an austrian sound like?
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personally I just let the dead skin sit on my face... when the lazors are painting me on the dance floor it shines just like glitter...

+ I have a mad beard stubble... but I still have to shave my neck cause the skin gets all irritated...

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I think this is more of a Lifestyle thread...
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i only exfoliate if i dont want to get laid. cause as soon as i put in effort. BAM. never happens. shit night. im fucked sideways before 9pm. home before 10. choke on my own vomit.
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what does an austrian sound like?

G'day mate, throw a shrimp on the barbie!

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G'day mate, throw a shrimp on the barbie!

actually.. i said Austrian. not Australian.
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Oh Fuzzy! Never change!
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I think you've missed my comic genius, Fuzzy.
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I can grow a solid beard within a week, have a luxuriant yet not apelike chest rug, and yesterday I used a hydraulic chainsaw underwater.
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I think you've missed my comic genius, Fuzzy.

i'm glad that through my ignorance i can at least impart some funny.

i could say i'm having one of those days.. but heck.. it's my entire life!
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Less exfoliation, more chainsaws.
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?????????? confused?

I exfoliate with a chainsaw... you mean there's another way?
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Do i have a right to post in both threads seeing as last time i checked my gender was debated by some people here?
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