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Scotty now has his Cuddle Bear but he's still getting NOTHING

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Come at me bitch, I'd kick you in the vag but I don't want to lose my shoe

Game on moles

I've read Kate's posts & they're beyond vanilla. This wouldn't even be in her vocab.
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Scotty, mate i've got a little confession, and i may have taken thing a little too far last night but i just want you to know that i did it with your best interests at heart, hopefully things will move on from here.

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OK.

Wherever Kate ___ has been photoshopped over cuddlebear's name, you can see that it is not perfectly aligned to the left. There is a tiny bit of space to the left of her name (if you compare the alignment to Matt's name underneath & above). Then you look at the posts 'she' has made further down, they are inconsistently aligned. It's good photoshopping, but it's not perfect.
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i'm just happy that perth got a mention

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OK.

Wherever Kate ___ has been photoshopped over cuddlebear's name, you can see that it is not perfectly aligned to the left. There is a tiny bit of space to the left of her name (if you compare the alignment to Matt's name underneath & above). Then you look at the posts 'she' has made further down, they are inconsistently aligned. It's good photoshopping, but it's not perfect.

Yeah you know what else gave it away, the fact it was clearly a joke.
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I hate it when you're right and I'm not.

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Leave her alone. She can't help sperging about it.
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Oh shit, someone has cracked the pro-argen formula.
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Yeah you know what else gave it away, the fact it was clearly a joke.

I'm not sure everyone is sure about that.

Also, I was kind of shocked & disappointed that Tapout, of all people, would do that. I was trying to find a way to make it not true

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That & I'm pretty much Sherlock Holmes with lady bits.
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Has Scott replied ? lol casually visiting this thread delivers.

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We took a look at his goods when we got him home. I never want to see anything like that again - it looked like his penis had been traumatically amputated and stitched back on by a blind grandmother with no arms.

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That & I'm pretty much Sherlock Holmes with lady bits.

Robert Downey Gina.
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That & I'm pretty much Sherlock Holmes with lady bits.

Modern take of Sherlock or the earlier versions?

If it's the modern take, I can dig that.
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fuck it would be funny if scottys not here because he finally maned up, confronted her and is now rearranging her reproductive organs with his cawwwk.

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Modern Sherlock Holmes.

That scene where he is noticing every single sound & movement & out-of-place object in the room... I was like "isn't that how everyone goes through the day?".

It's stressful in my brainbox.
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OK.

Wherever Kate ___ has been photoshopped over cuddlebear's name, you can see that it is not perfectly aligned to the left. There is a tiny bit of space to the left of her name (if you compare the alignment to Matt's name underneath & above). Then you look at the posts 'she' has made further down, they are inconsistently aligned. It's good photoshopping, but it's not perfect.

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Modern Sherlock Holmes.

That scene where he is noticing every single sound & movement & out-of-place object in the room... I was like "isn't that how everyone goes through the day?".

It's stressful in my brainbox.

I was reading this article last night - there's a dude in the article with the surname Moriarty and he has dark hair.
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That's le 9/10 moistie I was telling you guys about a while ago.

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Yep, spoke with her last night, never got a reply strangely enough, although i get the feeling there are lurkers around here now.....

I hope you're fucking joking.

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Particularly if Scotty is this sensitive guy...
Good lols had
She is hot
Maybe she'll miss him in Perth and put out on return?
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I'm not sure everyone is sure about that.

Also, I was kind of shocked & disappointed that Tapout, of all people, would do that. I was trying to find a way to make it not true

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That & I'm pretty much Sherlock Holmes with lady bits.

Was meant to quote this...
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Particularly if Scotty is this sensitive guy...
Good lols had
She is hot
Maybe she'll miss him in Perth and put out on return?

Is that supposed to be Haiku?
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scotty just needs to go all arab on kate

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If I was Scott I would try and be taller. Girls see a short guy and think "Weak sperm, 2/10, would not breed".

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Thread gets 9/10. Would read again.
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I hope you're fucking joking.

umm Scotty old pal, you should probably check this post out...

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Scotty, mate i've got a little confession, and i may have taken thing a little too far last night but i just want you to know that i did it with your best interests at heart, hopefully things will move on from here.

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It's still funny.
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haha - I was totes about to post that.

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It's still funny.

The funniest part is that the joke about her rooting p337 is actually believable!
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Dammit Peaker nobody said they wanted to see your mangina. Fuck.
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The funniest part is that the joke about her rooting p337 is actually believable!

My money's on peaker - what happens on tour, stays on tour and whatnot.

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I hate it when you're right and I'm not.

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haha - I was totes about to post that.

I was thinking about getting a pair of 깔창 to see what they're like a while ago. Then I punched myself in the face for time.


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I sometimes wear orthaheels in shoes and they have a similar effect.
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I was thinking about getting a pair of 깔창 to see what they're like a while ago. Then I punched myself in the face for time.

I sometimes wear orthaheels in shoes

Fucked calves. That is all.

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Robert Downey Gina.

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Oh yeah - still looking for a new housemate.

"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, "nothing sexual," underlined.

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Oh yeah - still looking for a new housemate.

"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things." Again, "nothing sexual," underlined.

Gah, guess I won't be getting my bond back next week then. Still owed $700 for some work I did last time I was up here too, luckily the guys I'm working for now are better payers.
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Fucked calves. That is all.


That sucks, rest up. Also I made a deposit, did you get it?
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Oh no, not me Justin, wearing high heels.

edit - Thx for the deposit. Was expecting a more humorous description. I usually write "sexual services rendered" in my bank transactions.

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Gah, guess I won't be getting my bond back next week then. Still owed $700 for some work I did last time I was up here too, luckily the guys I'm working for now are better payers.

With any luck we'll have someone in by the end of the week.

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Find me a job in Melbourne and choose an AFL team for me to follow, preferably one that comes 3rd a lot because they're in a rebuilding phase.

Western Bulldogs. Then you can go to games with Marshy.

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With any luck we'll have someone in by the end of the week.

No real rush, I've got $$ in the bank and I'm getting paid next week. Nice to be on proper money again.
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Western Bulldogs. Then you can go to games with Marshy.

It'd have to be a Melbourne team.

Oh and it can't be the one Eddie McGuire plays for, I fucking hate that guy.

"Hurr durr footy carn best thing god invented hurrr"

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