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Eddie seems like such a ****.
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Better than mong-eyed Sam though...

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No real rush, I've got $$ in the bank and I'm getting paid next week. Nice to be on proper money again.

is it just a strange coincidence that the d3 RMAH just launched?

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Oh lawd I just found the perfect .gif for when Scotty finally nails Kate:

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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is it just a strange coincidence that the d3 RMAH just launched?

Lol yeah totally, I don't even have proper internets at the moment.
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Western Bulldogs are a Melbourne team????
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Western Bulldogs are a Melbourne team????

Formerly The Footscray Bulldogs.

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Yep. Thought Bism wasn't sure after saying he needed a Melbourne team....

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Had lunch with a lady at work and she is trying to set me up with her niece.

Her niece is a country girl.

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I guess by Melbourne team I meant a team that plays its home games in Melbourne.

Carlton you say, I do like their beer.
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Damn, knew it had to be a joke. No one ever moves to Perth unless they are FOB.

also, Being half indian i feel it gives me the right ot be racist,

anyway, nothing worse then getting picked up at my house (5 min from freeway) then some retard curry who has dutched out the car sweating out last nights vindaloo, demanding $50 up front then arguing with me that a pub i go to every 2nd wee doesn't exist because he cant find it on his GPS, getting lost trying to find the freeway, then nearly killing me 10 times on the way there as he's talking to sanjeef in Bangalore about how great perth is

gtfo, also, don't act like my best friend and give me a stupid acknowledging look after you find out my mum is from Punjab, then poke me in the ribs because and make jokes about liking the "white girls" because there is one next to me,

your wife is going to have a hairy vagina and you will suck at sex so shut up

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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I guess by Melbourne team I meant a team that plays its home games in Melbourne.

Carlton you say, I do like their beer.

They play their home games at Docklands.

Pro: Part of Melbourne
Con: It's where hope goes to die

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@peaker fucking FOB curries giving us halfies a bad name... your taxi story's got nothing on the one recently related by a certain former ITM mod though .
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That story was awesome.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Had lunch with a lady at work and she is trying to set me up with her niece.

Her niece is a country girl.

Look forward to hearing the stories of you toweling her up in the back of her ute
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I guess by Melbourne team I meant a team that plays its home games in Melbourne.

Carlton you say, I do like their beer.

You could wear your Cowra Blues shirt to the games
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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your wife is going to have a hairy vagina and you will suck at sex so shut up

Brilliant.

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There's a chick from payroll that visits the different bases, so you can get a cash advance on your pay. She has possibly the best unofficial callsign ever.

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Con: It's where hope goes to die

That's fine I've been to the SFS a lot.
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Yeah she got in a cab with her white, camp as fuck gay mate and gave her destination then hears the cabbie say to his mate over the radio in a language that he assumed she didn't know (but she did)
"Dear god. I've just picked up a prostitute and Her client, and she's one of our people"
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T-ara’s new album “Day by Day” will have a 20-minute music video in the format of a drama for it’s title song. The “Day by Day” music video, which will be set in a large scale sci-fi setting, is directed by Cha Euntaek and takes place in the year 2330. It’ll be similar to the Korean version of the movie “Mad Max”.



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Is that where Derp lives?
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Fuck, took me far too long to get that.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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@Eddie

Even she looks "srs?"
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Personally I think that all concepts should be for beaches or water parks.



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Top one is especially lovely.
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Yeah, Suzy is next level - she looks fantastic whenever, no makeup etc.

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been getting into my asian freezetime porn,

suprisingly hot.

I don't know how they can look like they are frozen in time while they are getting pounded for so long. I swear some of them don't even blink for like 10 mins straight.
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that’s terrible spastic
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lol asians.

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well, according to dictionary.com
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chilly is cold temperature.

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Ed, the one second from the right in that bottom picture looks like she's wearing Leonard Nimoy's teeth.
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This thread needs to be promoted to the Classic threads forum... It has escalated beyond belief!

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Personally I think that all concepts should be for beaches or water parks.



still don't get it


and for some reason I can't stop staring at their belly buttons and they're freaking me out (esp the one on the right)
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You're not the only one.
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Ed, the one second from the right in that bottom picture looks like all the others.

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See, white girls can be elegant too.
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