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I solved that problem by watching this version an unhealthy amount of times & now I get the little squeaky "fwiiiiiday" voice in my head. Slightly better because there's no music...

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the hand thing at 0:45
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If you watch this enough it fixes it.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhx...lon-friday_fun
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The death metal version or Brock's Dub is also alright.
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the hand thing at 0:45

girl in the pink on the left dancing at 1min is the best. looks so constipated.
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friday porn, posted by a mate:

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The death metal version or Brock's Dub is also alright.

It's Friday, which goat do I rape?
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friday porn, posted by a mate:

Sorry man we're only interested in Korean cars now.

Have you seen the new SsangYong Dench?

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A bus driver who used a hidden camera to film up the skirts of hundreds of schoolgirls has told a Sydney court he made a "terrible mistake".

"After this incidence he began to realise that is not a preferable hobby," Setsoko Koaze said.

not a preferable hobby might try playing with train sets instead

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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aircon is guy fawkes with glasses?

Burning shit down, blowing shit up, ah rook same.
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Sorry man we're only interested in Korean cars now.

Have you seen the new SsangYong Dench?

It's ugly as sin but makes cool noises.

I'll take 4 of them! All in yellow!
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Can't wait to get out of work.
Long day after drowning my sorrows at another Carlton loss
Thank god for thread distraction...
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It's Friday, which goat do I rape?

Not sure what you mean but the Brock dub guy sounds a bit like what Nads posted in a Christopher Walken-type voice and it's short. The death metal one is the whole song.

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Can't wait to get out of work.
Long day after drowning my sorrows at another Carlton loss
Thank god for thread distraction...

I read that in tune with Friday/Rebecca Black's voice and ending with 'It's Friday, friday...'
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It's Call Me Maybe that gets me now it's a meme....

This was for gruso's benefit, but anyway.

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What the fuck is that just call me maybe meme even from? It's pretty silly if you don't know the source.

Also way to ruin a good thread with your pics of ugly asian girls, shitlords.
Music is the best drug.

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Carlton you say, I do like their beer.

Your tastes in beer are on a par with your tastes in food.
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Home alone, loud speaker system to self...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's the every part of existence part that I'm annoyed by. I talk about shit I like all the fucking time.

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It's like you're a philosopher.

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I Derp therefore I am.

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oh god what have I done

meanwhile have you heard this tripe posted on ITM:

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I've noticed since I stopped doing squats regularly my ITBs have been giving me issues. Annoying. Time to get back to the gym next week I think.
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I've noticed since I stopped doing squats regularly my ITBs have been giving me issues.

heh, giving

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It's the every part of existence part that I'm annoyed by. I talk about shit I like all the fucking time.

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lol @ top result

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Speaking of issues peet, that skipping rope doesn't appear to be adjustable. I opened up both ends but I cant figure out how to get the rope/bearings out.
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Scotty can't get his end in, Derpy can't get his end out.
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Your tastes in beer are on a par with your tastes in food.

Since Carlton sent me to Coachella for freebs I'm required to say good things about their products.

Mmm, I just love how the first one makes you gag a little bit.

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Speaking of issues peet, that skipping rope doesn't appear to be adjustable. I opened up both ends but I cant figure out how to get the rope/bearings out.

If you got the type I did it's not an option. The really shitty workaround is to tie knots in the rope until it's short enough.
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You guys both bought the suckers rope, Nike speed rope is where its at.

Fully adjustable, plus since its Nike you get to pay more also.
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that’s terrible spastic
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How do you work out the right length of a skipping rope for you?
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Put it in your mouth until you feel a little bit of vom presenting itself
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How do you work out the right length of a skipping rope for you?

Take the length in until it feels good...
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Scotty can't get his end in, Derpy can't get his end out.

did they have a docking that went wrong?

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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How do you work out the right length of a skipping rope for you?

hold both handles in one hand, step on the end of it and if the handles are around your armpits that's a good length
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That's how long this rope is Brad but it feels a little too long still. Must just do the knot method. Going to have a proper skip tomorrow so I'll see how it goes.
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the length of the rope is the least of your problems Derp. what happens when you get sore calves from skipping?? dun dun dun.....
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Nothing? It's my shins that cause issues not my calves I have awesome calves.
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What the fuck is that just call me maybe meme even from? It's pretty silly if you don't know the source.

Also way to ruin a good thread with your pics of ugly asian girls, shitlords.

Doesn't post all day, opens with this gem.

Classic Derpy.

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Sam Newman looks like he was an Alcohol Foetal Syndrome baby. And that answers a lot of questions...
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This was for gruso's benefit, but anyway.

that is so goddam creepy
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saw a pic of you with that hair nadz, looks well hot.

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that is so goddam creepy

Oh fuck I only just realised who that is.
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Sam Newman looks like he was an Alcohol Foetal Syndrome baby. And that answers a lot of questions...

i thought sam was a massive dugong user?
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