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Why do printers not allow me to print in B&W when I have low colour? ITS BLACK AND WHITE YOU TWAT THING.

Luckily I can update drivers and then change it to greyscale.

Apparently that wont work now either. FUCK YOU EPSON.
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Alright, listen the fuck up. EDIT: I mean, err, read if you want or don't.. whatever

If you use Facebook, Twitter, forums or whatever on a daily basis, you have no right whatsoever to whinge about people talking about popular current events.

I mean things like, making a sarcastic Facebook status along the lines of "blahblah world cup" or "Steve Jobs died yeah get over it guys". YOU'RE ON SOCIAL MEDIA, DICKHEAD. LOTS OF PEOPLE WILL TALK ABOUT *gasp* CURRENT EVENTS. Especially ones that are INTERESTED IN IT ALSO. So you're unimpressed by a lot of people mentioning something popular all at the same time and you don't care? Guess what? Nobody gives a fuck if you don't. Just ignore the hysteria and it will all blow over in about 2 hours time. If you're that deeply affected by the sudden rush of information, then DON'T UTILISE SOCIAL MEDIA.

The world doesn't need to bow the fuck down and respect the fact that they have some unwarranted ideal of shutting up simply because someone else on your news feed or follow list or whatever is talking about something you've already heard someone mention.

Learn how the fuck social media works before you start making dumbass comments about how A LOT OF PEOPLE are talking about A REALLY POPULAR CURRENT EVENT. Or hell, if you want, take a step back and restrict yourself to mobile phone and newspaper so that if somebody wants to talk TO YOU about a current event, you can simply say "oh yeah I heard that, moving on" or whatever.

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People who tell me to listen up, only to be let down by having no interest.
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People who tell me to listen up, only to be let down by having no interest.

Listen up to my mix you kents /milko


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As opposed to what?

"Went for a ride today in the sunshine; so beautiful."

"Hitting up the beach with Penelope Longbottom."

"Exams...fuuuuuuck."

"Why am I always so rediculously tired?"


ETC. ETC.

I find that many of the statuses you rant about promote really interesting + personally varied responses.

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Peter, DON'T UTILISE SOCIAL MEDIA.
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I read everyone's posts.


Even yours pee three three seven.

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I think you missed the point P337. What does people posting biege statuses have to do with it? That's like, 90% of Facebook.

The other 8% is links and 2% is pics of food.

Fake Stats, with Bede.
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I didn't finish reading your post.
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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My status updates are usually quite witty and often incorporate colourful language such as "shit" or "fuck".
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I liked the one where you were all "shitfuck".
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so, my sister is trying to move intrastate after graduating highschool to go to university.
instead of my parents being helpful and trying to set her up, from what i can gather they are trying their darndest to make it difficult for her and sabotage her at every possible step.
This makes me both incredibly sad and incredibly angry.
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i hope you can find solace in this incredibly dark time ^
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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i hope you can find solace in this incredibly dark time ^

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terminate pregnancy before the ice/hammer/shabs does that for her. Tell him to cut his loses and run.
I'm all for second chances in life... except when it comes to junkies. Sorry if this makes me sound like a ****, but I've known too many junkies/x-junkies to think any differently - once a junkie, always a junkie. From my experiences, even if they stay "clean" they still always behave like sketchy, self indulgent, pricks who only have their interests at heart.

/my 2c

thats pretty simplistic, painting everything black or white when in reality there are only shades of grey... people do change, leave the past in the past

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So what the fuck - my friend who just had a breakup with her long time bf was bitching last night about guys just wanting a piece of meat, now she's like "I'm going to be such a whore at melbourne cup"... who can understand these bitches!
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I still don't get the irony of being exceptionally dressed up for horse races, only to be the most trashiest and hideously acting neanderthal by the end of it.

Also horse sluts. Fuck yeah. Get 'em so trashed that they fuck you and the horse at the same time. Someone out there has the power to make it happen.
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I couldn't do that, wouldn't want to make the horse jealous.

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My cousin is moving from NZ to OZ (Sydney to be specific)... wanna know how I found out? Fucking Facebook. All his mates are wishing him luck in Australia and the fucking prick hasn't bothered to drop his relatives a fucking line.
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Sounds like something my extended family would do. Bunch of ****s that they are.
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My cousin is moving from NZ to OZ (Sydney to be specific)... wanna know how I found out? Fucking Facebook. All his mates are wishing him luck in Australia and the fucking prick hasn't bothered to drop his relatives a fucking line.

bismal.


Sometimes people forget though to let everyone know. or Maybe they didn't think it was relelvantt if he wasn't in the same city?

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Oh no, its just the way they are and have always been. Honestly I shouldn't expect anything less. Us cousins are all really close in age and have always gotten on our whole lives, but they've got their heads too far up their own arses to be able to think of anyone but themselves. Eh...
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Hey Ruthy they will come knocking when they got no job and realise they cant get straight on the dole...Meh my cousins are the same.
One was on gold Coast for 2 weeks and not a word. I only live in Brisbane so would have gone down to say hello...but Nooooo.
Stuff em!
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Sounds like something my extended family would do. Bunch of ****s that they are.

Ditto. I looked up two of my ****sons on facebook just to see what they're up to. Couldn't give a rats fuck tbh.
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PM derelict for manual labour shit

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@Barra - oh no they wont... they've got money out the wah-zooo. I think that's part of the problem with these kids, they've never had to work for or want for anything in their lives and never really had to consider anyone else. They're not nasty or malicious, they are nice enough people, they just don't think about anyone else.
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There is a lady at work who sits 2 rows down who does nothing but cough... all day... everyday... I once counted 45 in 1 min....and she looks like jabba!
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My cousin and i are the same age, we used to spend alot of time together and get up to alot of shit, haven't spoken to him in around 12 years - he only lives a 20 minute walk away...
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That feel when you know someone has fucked in your bed, and they think they've hidden it from you. Insulted and disgusted. Insgusted.
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^ As in your flatmates? Or flatties friends?

Either way, fuck that noise, no one gets into my bed unless its with me.
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That feel when you know someone has fucked in your bed, and they think they've hidden it from you. Insulted and disgusted. Insgusted.

That happened to a former friend of mine, by his best friend (chick at the time), in his bed, BEFORE he had even had sex in it. It was hilarious. Everybody in the house was pretty trashed at the time so it became known pretty quickly, he was so devo.
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PM derelict for manual labour shit

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It was a family member. Awkward.
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That's some fucked up shit.

"Hey bro, I'm just getting naked and blowing my load in your bed."

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Even yours pee three three seven.

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my boss is giving me the shits, must vent before I explode.
1) Under no circumstances is it okay to discuss HR matters such as someone's annual leave in front of all the other staff members!

2) If I answer a call and tell you that the person on the other line is the rudest man in the world, don't get off the phone and tell me he seemed nice. Yeah maybe to you, but as a woman I get it a lot! People assume I'm the receptionist and talk to me like I'm either an idiot or bottom feeding idiot. You're only exacerbation the situation by taking the side of the rude arsehole over that of your loyal employee of 4 years.

gah!
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Absolutely everything and everyone is annoying me today.
I need to get laid or something...
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My cousin is moving from NZ to OZ (Sydney to be specific)... wanna know how I found out? Fucking Facebook. All his mates are wishing him luck in Australia and the fucking prick hasn't bothered to drop his relatives a fucking line.

Do you want us to cut him?

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Oh Cavey, I appreciate the offer, but you don't have to go on a murderous rampage for me.

New vent.... EVERY FUCKING YEAR our office sends out Christmas e-cards to our clients and what not & I'm "championed" with the "task" (lol buzz words) to put together said e-card. The difficult part is my boss doesn't believe in Christmas. He celebrates his family & spending time with loved ones (as most people do) but doesn't like any of the hoo-ha that goes with it. So I have to find a fucking image that says "Queensland Holiday" without saying "Christmas"... no fucking santa hats or tinsel or holly or angels or nuffink! GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the stupid image we used last year
Now where the fuck do I go from here?
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Some kind of tropical rainforest theme maybe with happy holidays written on it perhaps?

And no tinsel? GTFO!
yeah, that's freakin profound....

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Eh - I dunno, I've got a while to do, so I'll just sit on it for a while.
He wanted to use one of his photos from his recent safari to Africa, all the while the sector we work in is really being affected by this shitty economy... I think it would be a bit of a brag & not very "sensitive"
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My cousin is moving from NZ to OZ (Sydney to be specific)... wanna know how I found out? Fucking Facebook. All his mates are wishing him luck in Australia and the fucking prick hasn't bothered to drop his relatives a fucking line.

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lol would be funny if he was waiting to tell her in person
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that’s terrible spastic
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Eh - I dunno, I've got a while to do, so I'll just sit on it for a while.
He wanted to use one of his photos from his recent safari to Africa, all the while the sector we work in is really being affected by this shitty economy... I think it would be a bit of a brag & not very "sensitive"

Use an image of vultures pecking at a dead zebra's spine with the caption 'we got your back this holiday period'
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