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chiselled fanny

the whole yoga pants thing is irrelevant,cos it's (mostly) excercise gear not every day fashion.

i saw three girls today with ill-fitting and see through leggings as pants, and although they were not fatties, it was not hot. and one of them had red undies. red. i mean, come on
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Was it at least a red thong? Or lacey?

But I agree, ill fitting leggings can suck it


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Can we not use the term fanny please.


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What would you rather use? Dirty axe wound?

That would be in better taste.
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That would taste better

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Was it at least a red thong? Or lacey?

not even. standard cotton bog catchers
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I'm with the OP... tights/leggings are not pants! I read a manifesto online a long time ago.. but couldn't find it at the moment. It had historical arguments and stuff like that.

Lol: some tights even come with instructions these days...
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You know what I really hate, those MC Hammer style pants girls were wearing a while ago

Hate them.
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Those are so comfortable. I have a pair, they're great.
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Hate them.

Couldn't word it better.

Do people who wear them think they're a genie or something?
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What if theyre actually genies?
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What if theyre actually genies?

Then there's a fuck load more genies in the world than I imagined.. and are freely walking the streets. Not in their lantern like they should be.
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harem pants are insanely comfortable. i wear them to work sometimes and i feel like i'm wearing pajamas
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You known when a toddler craps themselves, and it makes there nappy hang low as they walk along? That is what harem pants look like. Any girls who wear them to my work get laughed at and called mc hammer for the day. This work place abuse should be standard.
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You known when a toddler craps themselves, and it makes there nappy hang low as they walk along? That is what harem pants look like. Any girls who wear them to my work get laughed at and called mc hammer for the day. This work place abuse should be standard.

That’s like at my workplace when people come to work and they haven’t tied their tie with a Windsor knot, they just use the loop and pull method, we give them fingerless gloves and call them homeless harry for the day and make them work out of a refrigerator box, I mean what kind of bum comes to work without a Windsor knot

And you don’t want to know what happens if your shoes arnt real leather
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I can only do school boy knots, every time I go to a formal function I get someone to do up my tie.
Also back to genie's
This would be fine, notice despite the bagginess the crotch is not hanging around the knees.
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That’s like at my workplace when people come to work and they haven’t tied their tie with a Windsor knot, they just use the loop and pull method, we give them fingerless gloves and call them homeless harry for the day and make them work out of a refrigerator box, I mean what kind of bum comes to work without a Windsor knot

And you don’t want to know what happens if your shoes arnt real leather

Can only imagine if the hobos wore white socks with black shoes.

OHOHOH!! We have a guy here (fat, alcho etc) who refuses to wear black socks or business shoes because "he is allergic to black dye". He gets away with it.
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White socks?? White socks???

Well no one has yet to come to work sporting white socks, however I imagine if they did there would be a few words said….about the individuals mother and sexual encounters with random employees around the office!! (gives self hi 5)

Hmmm I think you have a mission on your hands here, what is the chemical difference between black or white or brown dye…in all my years of watching CSI I have learnt to sense when something suss is going on
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Im far too lazy to create a Horatio white sock meme YEEAAAHHH!!!! thing. Plus im going home in 6 minutes. not worth it IMO
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ell im going home in 3...trying to beat the rush
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And another thing that's worth mentioning.....

PANTS ARE NOT LEGGINGS
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Far out that pic is odd though. She has a square bottomed fanny.

I think the medical term is "large credibility gap".
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that's harsh!

some of their shit is pretty trashy, but there are some rad designs.
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haha i think he's just teasing
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I noticed a brand of clothing called 'trash whore' recently, they seem to make ripped up short demin skirts/shorts with the pocket flaps hanging out below the leg. Sometimes truth in advertising does work.
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haha oh the pocket flaps hanging out is so far more revolting than any of the other things mentioned yet...
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^ whydontwehaveboth.jpeg

i saw a pair of 'shorts' with the pocket flaps hanging out last year at a surf shop, they were like a denim g banger, you would have total bum cheek exposure.
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haha oh the pocket flaps hanging out is so far more revolting than any of the other things mentioned yet...

Thats a whole different thread, I fucking hate those.
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haha i think he's just teasing

Seeing poster child bizzy in them is enough to put me off for life :p
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Seeing poster child bizzy in them is enough to put me off for life :p

You're just jealous cause you didn't have multiple people come up to you and compliment you like I did last night in my Black Milk dress
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They were asking so they didn't make the same mistake in buying it
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Had a girl come into work on friday night wearing tights that were a map of the world. Was pretty funny, had some continent right on her ass.
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They were asking so they didn't make the same mistake in buying it

Cause they wouldn't look as awesome as me?

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Had a girl come into work on friday night wearing tights that were a map of the world. Was pretty funny, had some continent right on her ass.

I think they were probably Black Milks!
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A whole continent on her ass? Think about it... That would be a large section of legging real estate. This is one huge ass.
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Maybe it was Australia? Fuck I dunno I wasn't paying close attention to it. All I know is it was funny that there was land right on the ass.
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haha oh the pocket flaps hanging out is so far more revolting than any of the other things mentioned yet...

but it's such a hot look
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Maybe it was Australia? Fuck I dunno I wasn't paying close attention to it. All I know is it was funny that there was land right on the ass.

land ahoy!
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tasmania is in the wrong place imo.
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Were they like this?

Pretty much.
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Yeh that looks like them. They were a map of the world.
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