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Who would like to but not necessarily NEEDS to get laid?
I don't need to get laid, but I'd like to. Who else is feeling this way?
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im always feeling that way, unless im getting laid at that precise moment.
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doesn't everyone fall under this category?

unless someone has a gun to your head and demands that you have sex with someone or they'll kill you..
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would people stop using the term toey. it evokes images of wana3qs feet in my mouth. its a right turn off.
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Originally Posted by rancho

im always feeling that way, unless im getting laid at that precise moment.

you know you're a sex addict when you still feel that way whilst you're getting laid
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I am going to slam my sisters box so deep her cervix will piss out of her nose.... dirtysisterslut

O rly?
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Yes.

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Considering im working alllll weekend. It is 99.99999% likely not to happen.

Always a chance I will deliver a pizza to a lonely housewife, and we all know how that story line goes
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If porn is to be believed, all you need to do is make a hole in the pizza box for your cock to fit in and then surprise her.
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Originally Posted by jarrardscott

you know you're a sex addict when you still feel that way whilst you're getting laid

no, it just means one or both of you suck at sex or is/are ugly.
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i'll be going on a massive bender with the boys for a bux party tomorrow, fingers crossed one of them passes out and I'll be posting in the laid thread on monday!
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It probably wouldn't go astray, but not feeling too likely.
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i'll be going on a massive bender with the boys for a bux party tomorrow, fingers crossed one of them passes out and I'll be posting in the laid thread on monday!


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Originally Posted by duanemc

If porn is to be believed, all you need to do is make a hole in the pizza box for your cock to fit in and then surprise her.

Posting from hospital. Burnt cock from the cheese. Though my dick smells like peperoni now.

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Originally Posted by jarrardscott

you know you're a sex addict when you still feel that way whilst you're getting laid


Or how about when you still want it while ur having it n then before its even over u want it again
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i was about to insert the tip of my penis in a vagina, then remembered this thread so withdrew. does that count?
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night one is FAIL I repeat FAIL.

I blame an unusually high amount of fucking terrible ppl in the valley tonight. Horribly in fact. It was like walking into an Egyptian tomb full of iguana's that just stare at you because you are so better looking than they are. Because they are lizards. And green and shit.

Srsly, ask ppl that were out also. Bad night = bad.

I still have highish hopes for tomorrow. It can't be worse than tonight. Even after like a million long island ice teas everyone was hideous.
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Originally Posted by duanemc

Even after like a million long island ice teas everyone was hideous.

cept the girl in the white dress
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You accidently had sex with her? what - you tripped and your penis just ended up inside her - oops?


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People will find any excuse to talk about / think about sex. It fills the void ... like masturbating but cleaner.
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i got mad pump time early saturday morniong.. was pro
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That Hansel is so hot right now...
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Originally Posted by jarrardscott

you know you're a sex addict when you still feel that way whilst you're getting laid

ha ha! thas a good one... thank fully i am not an addict, if thats the definition!
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cept the girl in the white dress

Her hotness was purely a mutual agreement within every male in that booth that night.

Shame she was unavailable
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^ how is it a decent looking lass like yourself not able to get laid... can't you just go like hrmmm i pick u lets go to any guy you fancy.. pretty sure they wouldn't turn you down.. you're rather hot
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Originally Posted by lexah

*twitch*

Have you fucked an ITMer yet? Because that seems to be the goal.
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Have you fucked an ITMer yet? Because that seems to be the goal.

i'm going to perth in december... /wink /wink
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Have you fucked an ITMer yet? Because that seems to be the goal.

Not yet!

and franko, I'm showing what people call "restraint"

Its a rather foreign idea to me... I'm not sure I like it
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^ how is it a decent looking lass like yourself not able to get laid... can't you just go like hrmmm i pick u lets go to any guy you fancy.. pretty sure they wouldn't turn you down.. you're rather hot



Every type of gheyness all tightly packed into a sentence franko.....
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decent looking lass

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Originally Posted by lexah

Not yet!

and franko, I'm showing what people call "restraint"

Its a rather foreign idea to me... I'm not sure I like it

restraint... pfftt

go for glory imo


and ian; control yourself... you'll get to share teh ghey with me at laundry on saturday
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restraint... pfftt

yeh its some new fandangled idea someone told me about once, figure i'd give it a go
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yeh its some new fandangled idea someone told me about once, figure i'd give it a go

Yeah right. I bet it's because you are ugly.
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Yeah right. I bet it's because you are ugly.

that too!
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nah srsly

all the pics i have on facebook are fakes yo

i'm a whizz @ photochop
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Hi, I've come to witness the car crash.
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Hi, I've come to witness the car crash.

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