The Main Room

Womens rules when dating

Reply
Page 1 of 2
  Tools
i am an alias +

fuzzbow

i am an alias's Avatar
Joined
Oct '04
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 7,027
Thanked 1,898 Times in 1,105 Posts
Posts
6,880
Womens rules when dating
hi

i hope someone can help me. i have a question.
what are the rules to dating for women?

i've never been in the situation really so i'm not 100% sure.

are there specific rules as to when to reply to a message or organise a "date" or even when to kiss?

TIA
at the centre of life
left of the path
always right
and never looking back
Mickstah +

"Science needs to be applied to beds"

Mickstah's Avatar
Joined
Jun '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 3,848
Thanked 4,159 Times in 1,819 Posts
Posts
25,888
Are you dating women now Fuzzy?
ಥ_ಥ - - - - - - - - - - - -ಠ_

"She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable."
Dean Learner
Trase Love:
O Mick you are so cool
More cooler than a dolphin
Let's hug me


i am an alias +

fuzzbow

i am an alias's Avatar
Joined
Oct '04
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 7,027
Thanked 1,898 Times in 1,105 Posts
Posts
6,880
in your dreams

though.. i have had some women/women dreams in the past.

so in my dreams too. lol


no really.. just wondering if women have rules, because if they do, i don't know them
at the centre of life
left of the path
always right
and never looking back
base615 +

base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave

base615's Avatar
Joined
Jan '07
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 2,600
Thanked 2,589 Times in 1,167 Posts
Posts
7,990
I find women have plenty of rules but they change daily to ensure that we never know what the new interpretation is. Similar to AFL really.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaVeR_SpIkE View Post

all i can say is fuck you ref you fuckhead

Gruso +

Gruso's Avatar
Joined
Aug '04
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 9,098
Thanked 20,931 Times in 6,226 Posts
Posts
37,568
Any pole's a goal.
DTrancer +

I don't know how to change my user title?!1

DTrancer's Avatar
Joined
Mar '06
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 15
Thanked 202 Times in 123 Posts
Posts
1,889
I can show you the rulez if you like
CheelWinston +

not a cop

CheelWinston's Avatar
Joined
May '01
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 905
Thanked 2,128 Times in 1,172 Posts
Posts
13,908

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gruso View Post

Any pole's a goal.

Similar to AFL really.
Listen to your friend Cheely Zane
He is a cool guy...
Fledz +

Royal Astrological Metaphysician

Fledz's Avatar
Joined
Aug '06
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 17,581
Thanked 6,163 Times in 3,050 Posts
Posts
16,835
base covered it. Thread locked.
WalterBrown +

Registered User

WalterBrown's Avatar
Joined
Mar '14
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 1,264
Thanked 517 Times in 313 Posts
Posts
1,352
are you 8 ?
Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gruso View Post

Don't worry. Like his job, relationships and username, it's not permanent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ianwil1976 View Post

I heartily recommend visiting Budapest; every chick looks like she could've easily done double-anal in a Private movie.

jdoodle +

in on the killtaker

jdoodle's Avatar
Joined
Nov '01
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 2,204
Thanked 2,490 Times in 1,490 Posts
Posts
17,804
2 in the pink
"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative." John Stuart Mill
WalterBrown +

Registered User

WalterBrown's Avatar
Joined
Mar '14
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 1,264
Thanked 517 Times in 313 Posts
Posts
1,352
guys what are the rules for sitting on chairs,

i know the rules for sitting on a couch, but i need to know the rules for sitting on a chair

thankyou

i have been standing up for ages now
Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gruso View Post

Don't worry. Like his job, relationships and username, it's not permanent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ianwil1976 View Post

I heartily recommend visiting Budapest; every chick looks like she could've easily done double-anal in a Private movie.

liberabit +

One of these days you'll wake up dead

liberabit's Avatar
Joined
Jan '06
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 2,415
Thanked 3,099 Times in 1,923 Posts
Posts
4,294,967,295
I like how much simpler dating has become these days. Back in the 50s you'd have an entire book to follow:



these days all you need to know is always swipe right, and how to 'netflix and chill'
This is no love song and it serves no use, but if you want to sing along to some verbal abuse
It might make you feel better and it's good for the soul, take four letters and let's rock n roll
WalterBrown +

Registered User

WalterBrown's Avatar
Joined
Mar '14
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 1,264
Thanked 517 Times in 313 Posts
Posts
1,352
how can someone be married, have a child and still ask such a retarded question,

honestly, i don't want to be harsh,

but cmon

i swear even a 6 year old would think this is a stupid question
Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gruso View Post

Don't worry. Like his job, relationships and username, it's not permanent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ianwil1976 View Post

I heartily recommend visiting Budapest; every chick looks like she could've easily done double-anal in a Private movie.

WalterBrown +

Registered User

WalterBrown's Avatar
Joined
Mar '14
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 1,264
Thanked 517 Times in 313 Posts
Posts
1,352
actually never mind, just remembered your other memorable contribution

"how many slices of pizza do you eat"

gg
Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gruso View Post

Don't worry. Like his job, relationships and username, it's not permanent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ianwil1976 View Post

I heartily recommend visiting Budapest; every chick looks like she could've easily done double-anal in a Private movie.

Kill Whitey +

Registered User

Kill Whitey's Avatar
Joined
Jun '06
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 248
Thanked 482 Times in 278 Posts
Posts
1,693
I feel like this thread is some kind of social experiment.
SpaceMonkey +

FOREVER DOLAN

SpaceMonkey's Avatar
Joined
Jul '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 515
Thanked 6,687 Times in 3,877 Posts
Posts
35,173

Quote:

Originally Posted by WalterBrown View Post

how can someone be married, have a child and still ask such a retarded question,

honestly, i don't want to be harsh,

but cmon

i swear even a 6 year old would think this is a stupid question

Maybe she hooked up with her ex young and has suddenly found herself single?

I kinda get it because when I became single again at nearly 35 I honestly had no idea how to relate to women around my own age in a dating sense, considering my ex-partner was 20 when we met.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdoodle View Post

not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

Quote:

Originally Posted by mischa21 View Post

^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

nrjize +

licking dates

nrjize's Avatar
Joined
Nov '01
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 5,559
Thanked 2,692 Times in 1,038 Posts
Posts
9,949
There's no rules. Do what feels right. Don't over complicate things with bullshit like this.
SpaceMonkey +

FOREVER DOLAN

SpaceMonkey's Avatar
Joined
Jul '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 515
Thanked 6,687 Times in 3,877 Posts
Posts
35,173

Quote:

Originally Posted by nrjize View Post

There's no rules. Do what feels right. Don't over complicate things with bullshit like this.

Easy for a gay lad to say, your dating scene is marvellously uncomplicated... "I like the look of you, wanna fuck? we can work out the other shit later"

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdoodle View Post

not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

Quote:

Originally Posted by mischa21 View Post

^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

Bracko +

Bracko's Avatar
Joined
Apr '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 1,524
Thanked 2,799 Times in 1,577 Posts
Posts
42,172
........ or the shit if one has not "prepared"
step on my cubes.
SpaceMonkey +

FOREVER DOLAN

SpaceMonkey's Avatar
Joined
Jul '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 515
Thanked 6,687 Times in 3,877 Posts
Posts
35,173
Straight hookups can have that problem too... especially given that backdoor action may be less anticipated.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdoodle View Post

not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

Quote:

Originally Posted by mischa21 View Post

^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

base615 +

base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave

base615's Avatar
Joined
Jan '07
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 2,600
Thanked 2,589 Times in 1,167 Posts
Posts
7,990

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post

Straight hookups can have that problem too... especially given that backdoor action may be less anticipated.

Well, for one party at least.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaVeR_SpIkE View Post

all i can say is fuck you ref you fuckhead

SpaceMonkey +

FOREVER DOLAN

SpaceMonkey's Avatar
Joined
Jul '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 515
Thanked 6,687 Times in 3,877 Posts
Posts
35,173
I may be talking my own game up a bit, but I reckon I've improved this thread out of sight in the last few posts.
nrjize +

licking dates

nrjize's Avatar
Joined
Nov '01
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 5,559
Thanked 2,692 Times in 1,038 Posts
Posts
9,949
^ definitely an improvement. 5 stars.
nrjize +

licking dates

nrjize's Avatar
Joined
Nov '01
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 5,559
Thanked 2,692 Times in 1,038 Posts
Posts
9,949

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bracko View Post

........ or the shit if one has not "prepared"

The prisoner's dilemma. Go in raw and deal with possible clean up down the track or put on a condom so you can just throw the mess away.
Kill Whitey +

Registered User

Kill Whitey's Avatar
Joined
Jun '06
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 248
Thanked 482 Times in 278 Posts
Posts
1,693

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post

Maybe she hooked up with her ex young and has suddenly found herself single?

I kinda get it because when I became single again at nearly 35 I honestly had no idea how to relate to women around my own age in a dating sense, considering my ex-partner was 20 when we met.

Some of my 35+ and single female friends are retarted.

"Why is it so hard to find a nice guy to settle down with?"

"Well i dont think any of the 20yr old dudes you pick up at bars to fuck are looking for a life partner".

"But... The last one gave such fantastic head!"

"He also smoked bongs 7 days a week and never had more than 5 dollars in his wallet."
SpaceMonkey +

FOREVER DOLAN

SpaceMonkey's Avatar
Joined
Jul '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 515
Thanked 6,687 Times in 3,877 Posts
Posts
35,173
^i give fantastic head and usually have more than $5 in my pocket.... but I also look my age and don't have a skinny 20yo's body so they probably would t even look at me. I'm also probably busy trying and failing to fuck the 20yo birds in the place, haha.
Age does't make you any smarter.
Hal Jordan +

Registered User

Hal Jordan's Avatar
Joined
Feb '14
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 2
Thanked 388 Times in 260 Posts
Posts
1,468

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post

^i give fantastic head and usually have more than $5 in my pocket.... but I also look my age and don't have a skinny 20yo's body so they probably would t even look at me. I'm also probably busy trying and failing to fuck the 20yo birds in the place, haha.
Age does't make you any smarter.

You know what's weird? Look after yourself, wait another 10 or so years and they'll start looking at you again.
SpaceMonkey +

FOREVER DOLAN

SpaceMonkey's Avatar
Joined
Jul '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 515
Thanked 6,687 Times in 3,877 Posts
Posts
35,173

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hal Jordan View Post

You know what's weird? Look after yourself, wait another 10 or so years and they'll start looking at you again.

It's the Clooney/Craig/Connery effect.
liberabit +

One of these days you'll wake up dead

liberabit's Avatar
Joined
Jan '06
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 2,415
Thanked 3,099 Times in 1,923 Posts
Posts
4,294,967,295

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post

Straight hookups can have that problem too... especially given that backdoor action may be less anticipated.

how else do you put the surprise in surprise buttsecs?



Quote:

Originally Posted by Kill Whitey View Post

...

He also smoked bongs 7 days a week...

I'm thinking this is part of my problem, but Mary Jane > other girls
This is no love song and it serves no use, but if you want to sing along to some verbal abuse
It might make you feel better and it's good for the soul, take four letters and let's rock n roll
base615 +

base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave

base615's Avatar
Joined
Jan '07
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 2,600
Thanked 2,589 Times in 1,167 Posts
Posts
7,990
Unlike SpaceMonkey, I do have a skinny 20 year old's body but it's in multiple pieces in my fridge.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaVeR_SpIkE View Post

all i can say is fuck you ref you fuckhead

SpaceMonkey +

FOREVER DOLAN

SpaceMonkey's Avatar
Joined
Jul '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 515
Thanked 6,687 Times in 3,877 Posts
Posts
35,173

Quote:

Originally Posted by base615 View Post

Unlike SpaceMonkey, I do have a skinny 20 year old's body but it's in multiple pieces in my fridge.

Damn you, I was wondering why she hasn't been at the brothel lately!
Dr Rudi +

Howzit!

Dr Rudi's Avatar
Joined
Jan '14
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 1,175
Thanked 1,843 Times in 721 Posts
Posts
2,086

Quote:

Originally Posted by i am an alias View Post

i hope someone can help me. i have a question.
what are the rules to dating for women?

Possibly the wrong target audience for this sort of question as you pretty much are the only female left on ITM.
Bye now!
WalterBrown +

Registered User

WalterBrown's Avatar
Joined
Mar '14
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 1,264
Thanked 517 Times in 313 Posts
Posts
1,352
Finally some good banter

also SM when you coming over to the West-siiiiyide?

the only good thing about working in a bar, is that I know a boatload of 20 something girls for you to degrade / ruin their lives
Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gruso View Post

Don't worry. Like his job, relationships and username, it's not permanent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ianwil1976 View Post

I heartily recommend visiting Budapest; every chick looks like she could've easily done double-anal in a Private movie.

nrjize +

licking dates

nrjize's Avatar
Joined
Nov '01
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 5,559
Thanked 2,692 Times in 1,038 Posts
Posts
9,949

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post

^i give fantastic head and usually have more than $5 in my pocket.... but I also look my age and don't have a skinny 20yo's body so they probably would t even look at me. I'm also probably busy trying and failing to fuck the 20yo birds in the place, haha. Age does't make you any smarter.

If you battered for our team you'd have a constant stream of 20 somethings with daddy issues giving it up for you. #BeardEffect Ever since the other half got close to hitting 40 he's got a constant stream of young guys wanting to be used.
i am an alias +

fuzzbow

i am an alias's Avatar
Joined
Oct '04
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 7,027
Thanked 1,898 Times in 1,105 Posts
Posts
6,880

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Rudi View Post

Possibly the wrong target audience for this sort of question as you pretty much are the only female left on ITM.

it's the correct target audience
at the centre of life
left of the path
always right
and never looking back
SpaceMonkey +

FOREVER DOLAN

SpaceMonkey's Avatar
Joined
Jul '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 515
Thanked 6,687 Times in 3,877 Posts
Posts
35,173

Quote:

Originally Posted by nrjize View Post

If you battered for our team you'd have a constant stream of 20 somethings with daddy issues giving it up for you. #BeardEffect Ever since the other half got close to hitting 40 he's got a constant stream of young guys wanting to be used.

Hahaha I know this, i have #bearmode pretty well sorted, just a shame I don't like cock!
SpaceMonkey +

FOREVER DOLAN

SpaceMonkey's Avatar
Joined
Jul '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 515
Thanked 6,687 Times in 3,877 Posts
Posts
35,173

Quote:

Originally Posted by WalterBrown View Post

Finally some good banter

also SM when you coming over to the West-siiiiyide?

the only good thing about working in a bar, is that I know a boatload of 20 something girls for you to degrade / ruin their lives

No idea man, just when I start getting ahead financially the employment situation goes tits up again. Weren't you in Brisvegas anyway?
WalterBrown +

Registered User

WalterBrown's Avatar
Joined
Mar '14
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 1,264
Thanked 517 Times in 313 Posts
Posts
1,352
no, i couldn't get a security clearance because of a DUI ^

super strict !
Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gruso View Post

Don't worry. Like his job, relationships and username, it's not permanent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ianwil1976 View Post

I heartily recommend visiting Budapest; every chick looks like she could've easily done double-anal in a Private movie.

Bracko +

Bracko's Avatar
Joined
Apr '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 1,524
Thanked 2,799 Times in 1,577 Posts
Posts
42,172

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post

No idea man, just when I start getting ahead financially the employment situation goes tits up again. Weren't you in Brisvegas anyway?

huh? I thought you were rigging now?
step on my cubes.
Kill Whitey +

Registered User

Kill Whitey's Avatar
Joined
Jun '06
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 248
Thanked 482 Times in 278 Posts
Posts
1,693

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post

...just a shame I don't like cock!

I know, right? A fair while back after getting dumped by an ex and not being laid in a few weeks I was having a 'not getting any' whinge to one of the gay guys in the office and he said to me "You poor thing. I got fucked by 3 guys this weekend who weren't my boyfriend."
liberabit +

One of these days you'll wake up dead

liberabit's Avatar
Joined
Jan '06
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 2,415
Thanked 3,099 Times in 1,923 Posts
Posts
4,294,967,295

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post

Hahaha I know this, i have #bearmode pretty well sorted, just a shame I don't like cock!

put 'em in a dress, turn 'em round and think of England
This is no love song and it serves no use, but if you want to sing along to some verbal abuse
It might make you feel better and it's good for the soul, take four letters and let's rock n roll
Kill Whitey +

Registered User

Kill Whitey's Avatar
Joined
Jun '06
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 248
Thanked 482 Times in 278 Posts
Posts
1,693

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bracko View Post

huh? I thought you were rigging now?

I thought Spacemonkey worked underwater battling terrors from the deep with a diamond toothed chainsaw that shot lasers. How is the world not throwing sacks of gold at him? I'd assumed his notable absence from ITM lately was because he was locked in a titanic clash with Cthulhu for the souls of all man kind.
Kill Whitey +

Registered User

Kill Whitey's Avatar
Joined
Jun '06
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 248
Thanked 482 Times in 278 Posts
Posts
1,693
Spoiler:
I've waited like 12-18 months for someone to mention SM's field of work again just so I could post that.
Geezah +

Raaaaaaaaaaaaarrghh

Geezah's Avatar
Joined
Sep '03
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 3,823
Thanked 1,844 Times in 1,176 Posts
Posts
12,935
Stopped reading this thread after a few posts thinking "this one's a sinker."

It didn't. Started reading it again.

Lulz delivered.
Avatar artist: Dain Fagerholm
SpaceMonkey +

FOREVER DOLAN

SpaceMonkey's Avatar
Joined
Jul '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 515
Thanked 6,687 Times in 3,877 Posts
Posts
35,173

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kill Whitey View Post

I thought Spacemonkey worked underwater battling terrors from the deep with a diamond toothed chainsaw that shot lasers. How is the world not throwing sacks of gold at him? I'd assumed his notable absence from ITM lately was because he was locked in a titanic clash with Cthulhu for the souls of all man kind.

The reality was more like "worked under mud and sewage drilling holes in concrete for hours straight" but haven't been doing that for a while now. And the $$ were solid, but nothing out of this world.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bracko View Post

huh? I thought you were rigging now?

Finished the stage of the project we were working on and they canned all the night shifts and consequently slashed head count. Pretty frustrating but shit happens. Took one email yesterday to get an interview this morning though so fingers crossed ill have another gig straight away.
Derelict +

Derpcore gets the derpy dollars

Derelict's Avatar
Joined
Oct '08
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 5,897
Thanked 5,918 Times in 3,420 Posts
Posts
29,575

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geezah View Post

Stopped reading this thread after a few posts thinking "this one's a sinker."

It didn't. Started reading it again.

Lulz delivered.

I dunno mate, there has been a fair bit of discussion about stinkers.
Bracko +

Bracko's Avatar
Joined
Apr '02
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 1,524
Thanked 2,799 Times in 1,577 Posts
Posts
42,172

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post

Finished the stage of the project we were working on and they canned all the night shifts and consequently slashed head count. Pretty frustrating but shit happens. Took one email yesterday to get an interview this morning though so fingers crossed ill have another gig straight away.

balls [deep]. although the market would be brilliant now and for the next few years for work like that.
step on my cubes.
Balthazar B +

2.

Balthazar B's Avatar
Joined
Apr '06
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 6
Thanked 189 Times in 99 Posts
Posts
3,291

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post

It's the Clooney/Craig/Connery effect.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nrjize View Post

#BeardEffect

I have the salt'n'pepper-expensive-watch thing going on at the moment...

Mrs B says it looks hot. That is all.
Who cares about high school, we're gonna be rock stars !
smorchika +

Registered User

smorchika's Avatar
Joined
May '07
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 3,349
Thanked 510 Times in 349 Posts
Posts
5,229

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balthazar B View Post

I have the salt'n'pepper-expensive-watch thing going on at the moment...

Mrs B says it looks hot. That is all.

All about the watch.
Hal Jordan +

Registered User

Hal Jordan's Avatar
Joined
Feb '14
Times thanked
<
Thanks: 2
Thanked 388 Times in 260 Posts
Posts
1,468
Salt-n-pepper is sadly very transitory though.
Page 1 of 2
Reply

« Previous Thread Next Thread »

Posting Rules

+
    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts