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Internet Dating......
So I was having a chat with my mate the other day and internet dating was brought up....... He joined a couple of sites a while back and now he swears by it.

He claims to be getting at least 3 roots with different girls per week because of internet dating.

I find this hard to believe.

Do any of you have experience with internet dating resulting in alot of sex for you???

I guess there would be a fair few desperate girls on these sites but I'm still skeptical as to whether alot of them would be willing to believe my lies and have sex with me as easily as he claims.

He said its like going fishing in a fish farm...... you cast the line enough times and theres always going one stupid fish that takes the bait.

Is this true?
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Theres a website designed primarily for people to meet, greet, and fuck. I believe its called adultmatchmaker.com. Try your luck there, buddy.
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Originally Posted by wanna3q

He claims to be getting at least 3 roots with different girls per week because of internet dating.

I find this hard to believe.

why?
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Dating sites are like trying to chat up a girl in a bar....at the same time as 100 other guys.

It's utterly pointless if you have standards.

If you're not too fussed who you take to bed then i imagine you would feel like a kid alone in a candy store...at night....with the alarms turned off.

Oh and you'll find that most girls are incredibly optimistic when they state their body type.

As with Myspace, beware profiles with only face shots or shots from above, and also any that only have 1 pic or pics that look suspiciously like they were done by a professional.
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got guy friends who get regular roots off shit like rsvp.
where are the sluts?
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Originally Posted by Evan

Theres a website designed primarily for people to meet, greet, and fuck. I believe its called adultmatchmaker.com. Try your luck there, buddy.

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If you're not too fussed who you take to bed then i imagine you would feel like a kid alone in a candy store...at night....with the alarms turned off.
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hahahah this is true
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Do you have to be a member to read profiles?? Can someone post a profile or 2 so I can suss out what kind of dribble people write about themselves?
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Originally Posted by Dubz

If you're not too fussed who you take to bed then i imagine you would feel like a kid alone in a candy store...at night....with the alarms turned off.


beware of the sour worms!!! o_O

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Originally Posted by HARV3Y

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i dont really have anything to say

if i wanted to have sex and didnt care with whom i would have many opportunities

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Yes one of my guy friends has at least one girl over each night from these sites.
Ill seen their profiles!
Its true!
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Hmm. I don't visit it very often. But here's my profile from a free one: OasisActive.

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I'm a witty lad that knows how to have fun. I'm into pubbing, clubbing, poker, AFL and I'm passionate about my job. I work in advertising and relocated to Sydney for career.

Life's been pretty interesting so far and I can tell a good story.

Haven't really bothered with it too much as with this particular site you talk to them via a chat interface, conversation is usually as follows:

<me> Hey there, how's it going?
<them> Oh good. U?
<me> Well I just fended off a mutated tasmanian devil that was banging at my front door demanding salt & vinegar pretzels. He put up quite a fight, but I managed to pluck out one of his scrotum hairs with my teeth and he skulked away crying like a little bitch. He won't mess with me again let me tell you. What's on for the weekend?
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Originally Posted by bumba

i dont really have anything to say

if i wanted to have sex and didnt care with whom i would have many opportunities

:shrug:

Is the feeling on those sites one of people just looking for a shag or are they actually there for relationships?
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Originally Posted by HARV3Y

Is the feeling on those sites one of people just looking for a shag or are they actually there for relationships?

male = there for a shag

female = ? (could be any number of reasons)

I used to be on the gay equivalents - I was never looking for a relationship. But what you're not looking has a tendency of finding you.
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Is the feeling on those sites one of people just looking for a shag or are they actually there for relationships?

i dont think you can really know actually... until u shag them

but i get the feeling id be down with casual shagging more than they would, maybe, i dunno... its the neediness that puts me off, then i remember that im clearly needy too

im not too far off de-activating my profile, been at it 9 months, met up with one person... i get more action off ITM

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male = there for a shag

female = ? (could be any number of reasons)

I used to be on the gay equivalents - I was never looking for a relationship. But what you're not looking has a tendency of finding you.

Had many problems with stereotyping in your life?
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... i get more action off ITM

still waiting for you to ask me over to watch supernatural...

then have some super natural sex with me afterwards. lollll
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Originally Posted by Evan

Theres a website designed primarily for people to meet, greet, and fuck. I believe its called adultmatchmaker.com. Try your luck there, buddy.

No no no...... he reckons those ones dont work.

He swears by the ones where people are looking for love...
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Originally Posted by small paull

still waiting for you to ask me over to watch supernatural...

then have some super natural sex with me afterwards. lollll

sorry sweet, a) no manboy watches Supernatural with me

b) im trying to limit myself to just one guy from each sub-group, yours has been done already



yeah, internet dating FTW!

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HI GOOD FUN GUY WANTS TO meet fun girl for friendship and may be more.
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.SO ALL THE PEPOLE I SENT KISS .THAT DOSEN'T MEAN I WANT TO BE WITH THEM OR I LIKE THEM .IT ONLY MEAN I LIKE TO MEET FOR A DINNER OR ANYTHING YOU LIKE AND GET TO KNOW YOU.experts say in first 10 minuts when we meet somebody can tell much more than typing and writting blah blah for ever or look at a photos.so lets save time and meet for dinner or coffee.so please if you are the type that keep asking please tell me more about yourself please move on to next.

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i know a lot of people who do very very well of those sites!
i tried that oasis active one for a laugh, full of guys wanting casual sex though
stopped using it but one guy seemed normal enough ( and was a hot firefighter) so i stuck him on msn, we chatted every day for at least a month and met up on saturday, after getting along so famously, flirting texting ect
but in real life he was a very angry man who thought everything in the world was shit, kinda like a grumpy old teenager whos bored with the world. it was painful
i dont think ill be using the net to meet men ever again tbf
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Originally Posted by macc4

Had many problems with stereotyping in your life?

honestly how many guys (under 50) do you think join these sites with the intention of finding their life partner?

if it's a stereotype so be it... but I don't think I'm really that far off the mark
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wouldnt it technically be paying for sex?
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Originally Posted by bumba

b) im trying to limit myself to just one guy from each sub-group, yours has been done already

so you've already done someone young enough to be your son


ooh i could dress up like an emo-kid if you want ?...

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honestly how many guys (under 50) do you think join these sites with the intention of finding their life partner?

if it's a stereotype so be it... but I don't think I'm really that far off the mark

I just thought that someone who has probably suffered from negative stereotyping would avoid doing such a thing to others.
I don't speak for all heterosexual males, but to put all of us in that category is quite naive.
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i could dress up like an emo-kid if that helps ?...

(and other stuff)

wrong definition of sub-group... never mind
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I just thought that someone who has probably suffered from negative stereotyping would avoid doing such a thing to others.
I don't speak for all heterosexual males, but to put all of us in that category is quite naive.

so you're on these sites looking for love then?
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so you're on these sites looking for love then?

No, but have been single for a while and have given thought towards doing so.
A good friend is engaged to a girl he met through one, he was looking for love and seems to have found it.
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No, but have been single for a while and have given thought towards doing so.
A good friend is engaged to a girl he met through one, he was looking for love and seems to have found it.

you obviously missed my remark then - I met my husband through gaydar but as I said I wasn't using it for the purpose of meeting the person to spend the rest of my life with, that in all honesty is just a massive bonus

If you go into with the right healthy attitude - I don't think there is any harm in them. Most people just tend to think of them as pick-up joints. You just need to approach them with a very large grain of salt.

And I apoligise if my attempt at humour was a massive generalisation but this thread was started with the intent of using this sites to pick-up for sex.
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wrong definition of sub-group... never mind

well subgroup is a mathematical concept. i assumed you meant subculture or something...

what did you mean exactly?
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Originally Posted by Marshy

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i think this one is definitely after a shag

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Originally Posted by email from an RSVP guy

....Consider this message a preliminary marriage proposal.

i thought i was too cool for this site, but you are WAAAY above the level of this one, you should be the lead singer for portis head AND sneaker pimps, like NOW. You probably already are....

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well subgroup is a mathematical concept. i assumed you meant subculture or something...

what did you mean exactly?

never mind... when u talk out your ass and then have to explain it all funneh goes away
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i we chatted every day for at least a month and met up on saturday, after getting along so famously, flirting texting ect
but in real life he was a very angry man who thought everything in the world was shit, kinda like a grumpy old teenager whos bored with the world. it was painful
i dont think ill be using the net to meet men ever again tbf

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i ended a self inflicted bout of celibacy after a shit break up in feb with some rampant substance induced sex on saturday night.
i have got to say im proud of myself.

So you fucked him anyways?? kudos.
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never mind... when u talk out your ass and then have to explain it all funneh goes away

you've got a great sense of humour bumba!

now let me stop you from talking out of your arse by sticking something in there
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So you fucked him anyways?? kudos.

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you've got a great sense of humour bumba!

now let me stop you from talking out of your arse by sticking something in there

Smooth.

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hahaha

i call slut!

not slut, liberated!

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So you fucked him anyways?? kudos.


lols , while i admire your super sleuthing sadly i did not,
the date with the guy of tinternet was a daytime thing,
so shite was said date, i got home early and hit the cross to get my freak on with some messy mates.
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I used to be on the gay equivalents - I was never looking for a relationship. But what you're not looking has a tendency of finding you.

Yup, while I have not experienced any such thing (directly from dating sites at least), this is exactly why I have signed up to a couple and never gone much further.

A friend (acquaintance really) found someone on RSVP and they got married and moved down to Bunbury, which also scared me off from using said service somewhat...

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hahaha

i call slut!

x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

So they do work!!!!!

Sign me up!!!!!

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I find it pretty average, hit and miss... dated a few chicks on there...no real bad stories to tell... I think the girls get smashed by responses by heaps of guys tho... so 1 girl 400 guys chasing.
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lols , while i admire your super sleuthing sadly i did not,
the date with the guy of tinternet was a daytime thing,
so shite was said date, i got home early and hit the cross to get my freak on with some messy mates.

so you'd rather sleep with a complete stranger you meet in the X than a relatively nice guy you've been talking to for like a month because he's a bit angry IRL?

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I find it pretty average, hit and miss... dated a few chicks on there...no real bad stories to tell... I think the girls get smashed by responses by heaps of guys tho... so 1 girl 400 guys chasing.

^ Yeah this.

It's a very different experience for ladies than it is for blokes.
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