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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Talking about internet dating I need some advice.

Right so I had an ok first date on Friday night and surprise surprise I've scored my first second date for 7 months. Go Chad.

I haven't made a 3rd date in 18 months but that's not my question.

I'm planning on taking her out to dinner during the week just down the road from where I live.

Sub question a) should I meet her at my apartment, outside my apartment, or at the restaurant?

But the main question is what to do after dinner? Walk her back to her car and kiss her on the cheek good-bye (if she drove - I wonder if she will driver or catch a cab?)? Or invite her back to my place to check out my apartment for half an hour or so? Note that this will be a week night and that we both work. But that dinner will finish by about 9pm. It's a tough one.

I don't need any smart arse replies. This is a second date and I'm not going to turn into Don Draper overnight. But in all seriousness what is the protocol in this situation?

Thanks I really appreciate the assistance!
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Chad you silly man, just folllow the protocol.

Two wines. Tell her you'll fuck her then never want to see her again. etc. etc.
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Tell her you'll fuck her then never want to see her again. etc. etc.

Ahhh.... that old chestnut.
Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield.
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Yeah dubz educated us all in this thread with the correct procedure, i think that was like step 4 or 5 ^
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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I have had that line used on me. And it very nearly worked.
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Raise it to three wines, and I'll probably come back a second time, cant promise a third though.


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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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This would normally be really bad advice, but I reckon Chad needs to think more with the little head and more with the big one.
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Hello Mr.!
I know that my letter will a surprising for you. I will try to explain to you. I asked the agency to find a man for a relationship. They gave me email address. And so I write. My name is Elizabeth. I am 26 years old. I was born in Slovakia. But now I live in Liverpool. I'm a lawyer in the economic. I work for a big company. I like my job, but I don't have time for relationship. A little about me: I am very communicative girl. My friends say about me that I talk too much. But I love to speak. I like to read books. Every day I play tennis and golf.

I like watching sports programms:tennis,snooker,basketball. My weight 55 kg.
My height 172 cm. My hair color-light brown. My eye color - brown. Now you know a little about me. If you are interested please contact me on my personal mail.

Here is my email address - Harbird@datingbase.4pu.com

I'll have a vacation for a month. And I plan to visit in Australia. To me interesting to know all about this country. I would love to see your letter and picture. Please tell me about yourself. I'm curious to know all about you.

Have a nice day.
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to my work email address.... seems legit
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All the best with Elizabeth Bracko.. Hope she's the one.
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Yeah dubz educated us all in this thread with the correct procedure, i think that was like step 4 or 5 ^

I did? Well it was probably excellent advice, I'm pretty good with this sort of stuff.
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to my work email address.... seems legit

Just don't give her your bank account details.
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All the best with Elizabeth Bracko.. Hope she's the one.

a 55kg 5'8" brown eyed girl.... how can i go wrong
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a 55kg 5'8" brown eyed girl.... how can i go wrong

You better pray she'll look something like this:
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and not like this
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that's not very nice posting photos of Becy here like that.
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oh you made me laugh.


What's happened to my nemesis, Becy?
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She moved to Brisbane. I think I saw her 'round Caxton street a month or so ago.
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oh you made me laugh.


What's happened to my nemesis, Becy?

She shacked up with my nemesis Funkedub.

Pretty sure they met over the Internet (but I could be wrong)
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a 55kg 5'8" brown eyed girl.... how can i go wrong

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You better pray she'll look something like this:

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and not like this
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What's funny is that your first pic isn't even of a brown eyed girl.....

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

Your move, Tobi.

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Hotham is only 30km, I'm planning to do that as one of my long training runs.

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Find out which economic she is a lawyer in
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i've just read a few postings on this page, have people spoken of plentyoffish on other pages?
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i've just read a few postings on this page, have people spoken of plentyoffish on other pages?

Yes, general consensus is that it sucks unless you're a hot girl under 30.
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Been with Internet Dating for a couple of years and it's true till I've found my woman.
Well, I could say that most girls or guys go for Internet Dating for sex.
It's the easiest way to fish.
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are you sure she isn't a long lost relative? she looks like she could be your sister
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Ok i was bored the other day and signed up to oasis active, benaughty.com.au and about 2 other ones.

From my deductions, most of them you go through a lengthy sign up process and they show you pictures of hot young girls within 5km of your postcode, but you can only access them through payment. So in other words, they get you to invest your time with the sign up process, then bait you with pictures of hotties to try to get your money. Ie. A stupid money grabbing process.

However, oasisactive seemed to be free, but most of the girls have a disclaimer on their profile like "dón't contact me if all you want is sex", which leads me to think they're getting bombarded by 100s of dudes every night,

Also, seems like most girls on there are either from the country, from interstate, headcases (DoNT kOntaCT me iF yOO CAnt HAndLe CRaZY!!! etc etc.), or a bit ungly.

So in conclusion. Seems like if you are going to move to the country, or interstate it could be a good way to meet some contacts, but otherwise, probably wear at least 2 condoms.

the end.
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You are such a piece of shit. I have to have a shower after reading your posts.
Wats clubing by yourself like and dose enyone do it
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You are such a piece of shit. I have to have a shower after reading your posts.

A loveable piece of shit
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I'm seriously concerned about all these hot single girls in my area. I think they're working together to conspire against me.

They must be stopped at all costs.
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Is it possible to join an internet dating service with a false name or one that keeps your real identity confidential? I think I wouldn't mind dating some of these crazy types, as long as I can make a clean getaway.
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Is it possible to join an internet dating service with a false name or one that keeps your real identity confidential? I think I wouldn't mind dating some of these crazy types, as long as I can make a clean getaway.

Yes most of hte sites allow you to use a random log-in name, but you'll still need to be using photos of yourself.

But yeah set up an email address without your name in it, and use a random log in and you'll be fine.

Could even buy a pre-paid mobile if you want to avoid crazy chicks having your real number.

And only ever go by your first name when you meet them.

Oh and if you fuck them, make sure they don't go through your pockets to find your ID.
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