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Originally Posted by ms lulu

Arent you the kid that was too scared to introduce yourself, so you wrote your name on your phone and showed it to me...?

oh and you can keep your 'balls of steel' pumpkin


Was too lazy/fucked to bother saying, i had already got the "Who are u on ITM? What? Say it again" from too many people.

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Originally Posted by ms lulu

Arent you the kid that was too scared to introduce yourself, so you wrote your name on your phone and showed it to me...?

oh and you can keep your 'balls of steel' pumpkin


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Originally Posted by ms lulu

Arent you the kid that was too scared to introduce yourself, so you wrote your name on your phone and showed it to me...?

oh and you can keep your 'balls of steel' pumpkin





And this is why I love you.

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i thought this thread was about dirty messages you've received. not sent

Correct!!! otherwise I'd have posted a barrage of inebriated shit on this thread
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This place is getting really fucking weird...first post, bump 2 year old random as fuck thread with that?

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