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Derp hasnt been overseas once. I reckon you would beat him in a life experience race.

In September I will have been to more countries than peaker in a single holiday

Peaker, no backpedal there. I made a blunt statement, you retorted, I justified my statement. That's called a 'discussion'. Why do people call it a back pedal every time somebody explains themselves on the internet?
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Why do people call it a back pedal every time somebody explains themselves on the internet?

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In September I will have been to more countries than peaker in a single holiday

Peaker, no backpedal there. I made a blunt statement, you retorted, I justified my statement. That's called a 'discussion'. Why do people call it a back pedal every time somebody explains themselves on the internet?

now you are back pedaling on your back pedal

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now you are back pedaling on your back pedal

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Shotgun you in the face. Stop being such a douche bag towards me all the fucking time. I try to be civil with you, I haven't called you a ranga in months!
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yer but derp was only proven wrong on one point out of three, he still wins 2:1 technically but was outstyled imo
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2:1 technically but was outstyled imo

more like 4:2 imo
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yer but derp was only proven wrong on one point out of three, he still wins 2:1 technically but was outstyled imo

2 derps : 1 lightbulb?
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yer but derp was only proven wrong on one point out of three, he still wins 2:1 technically but was outstyled imo

Hmm, not sure about outstyled, peaks response read too much like an undergraduate trying to impress with big words. 10/10 for effort, but would not read again.
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^ he should look at entering politics, mite do well
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Say a lot of big, unnecessary words when you spin shit so that the public cannot understand what the fuck you're supposed to be saying?
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yer but not just any mere mortal can spin shit- you have to be a natural shit spinner to pull it off rite
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That Peaker post makes Marshy's catch phrases read like pigeon English
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yer but not just any mere mortal can spin shit- you have to be a natural shit spinner to pull it off rite

People don't tend to like pollies why try to sound too clever though. If Peaker wanted to go into politics he'd do better spinning some of his drugs 'n whores tales, he could be a kinda brown Bob Hawke, a west Australian Everyman.
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^ yea thats until they get voted in, then they get all lippy- just like the shonky salesmen they are

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That Peaker post makes Marshy's catch phrases read like pigeon English

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I try to be civil with you, I haven't called you a ranga in months!

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Hmm, not sure about outstyled, peaks response read too much like an undergraduate trying to impress with big words. 10/10 for effort, but would not read again.

Imagine if Peaker and Marshy wrote a book together?!
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Imagine if Peaker was Marshy together the same person?!

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sorry SM i did not mean to son i am dissappoint, but i felt like being a wordy fucking fagget haha

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** kissed a girl and i liked it

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**** if i go to melb i'm going to get derey dere a root and he's going to fucking love it
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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sorry SM i did not mean to son i am dissappoint, but i felt like being a wordy fucking fagget haha

* still awake

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**** if i go to melb i'm going to get derey dere a root and he's going to fucking love it

As long as you're not the root. Or Marshy.
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As long as you're not the root. Or Marshy.

Dunno man, Marshy's pretty buff these days, and he probably gives pretty good gobbies.

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i saw marshy new years day-looked like he was on the prowl, needless to say I kept well clear
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Fucking hell, at work i bust my ass off to get a tiny amount of flex, chick next to me bitches that 'we never get flex anymore' and gets an hour and a half for nothing. She hasn't met her monthly KPI since september and she gets given flex for bringing up she has none.
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No, I work in a call centre that they tell us is more than a call centre but is really just a fucking call centre.
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Pretty sure they all say that they're more than a call centre don't they?
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You can always find good drugs when you work in a call centre
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You can always find good drugs when you work in a call centre

Use.

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do you often keep buckets of water around the house?
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I think its used for when it rains so they can catch some water to drink in the morning ^
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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do you often keep buckets of water around the house?

Not just any ol' bucket.

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I think its used for when it rains so they can catch some water to drink in the morning ^

or pulling cones
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I've suspected it but my naive and innocent facade is working wayyyy too well to risk everyone knowing what im really like.


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People who don't cover their mouth when they cough need to be herded up and sent off to a farm. DNW to catch the zombie virus!
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People who don't cover their mouth when they cough need to be herded up and sent off to a farm. DNW to catch the zombie virus!

I'll let you in on a little secret.....

Covering your mouth does absolutely nothing to stop the spread of a virus.
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Stop the spread of germs that can make you and others sick!
Influenza (flu) and other serious respiratory illnesses like respiratory syncytial virus (RSV), whooping cough, and severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) are spread by cough, sneezing, or unclean hands.

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covering your mouth with your hand does nothing as you touch things and spread germs.
however, covering your mouth with a tissue or elbow does ensure viruses are not spread to other people
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cover your mouth with your elbow.

isn't it impossible to lick your elbow? how are you suppose to cover your mouth with it

Impossible to lick the outside of your elbow, but cover your mouth with the inside of your elbow?
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People who don't cover their mouth when they cough need to be herded up and sent off to a farm. DNW to catch the zombie virus!

this... lazy supervisor's in here sneezing away and doesn't even make an effort to cover up
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