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Fucked interlull. Can we have some fucked bpl back plz?
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It's good for injured players, plus there's some cracking must win WC qualifiers in Europe tonight. There's potential for a few epic final round clashes when you look at who will come 2nd in each UEFA group.
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You must give a shit about Ozil picking up an injury in international football though.
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You must give a shit about Ozil picking up an injury in international football though.

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Is interlull over yet?
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Just bought my first Arse ticket. It's League Cup but at home against Chelsea so both teams should put out some decent lineups. Can't wait

heh, just sent you a link to that.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Little man fit for the weekend.
Looking forward to seeing how we will look with all the midfield finally fit.
still missing pace up top

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I wouldn't bank on Googly Eyes being in the team.

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I would.
Don't call people names.

It's a complement, not an insult. Didn't you know that said googly eyes are the source of his power? Wow such vision.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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I wouldn't bank on Googly Eyes being in the team.

Was thinking thag as well. Cazorla/Arteta to slot in instead?

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Yes.

EDIT: Fuck, I had to pause and take a break after "Have a dench time, dench time."

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Lost it at 'I'm just here for a fight".

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Consistant. Fair enough, win a peno... but the celebration? No shame

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I dont get it, what was wrong with the celebration?
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Yeah what the fuck?

Y'all are cracking up... Luis has got inside your heads.
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That still doesn't explain what is wrong with the celebration.

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Yeah, I don't see it either.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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The implication is that he dived for the penalty, therefore he's a **** for celebrating.

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Tony must be upset that he would celebrate after raping the defence.
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he's a ****.

Indeed.

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The implication is that he dived for the penalty, therefore he's a **** for celebrating.

Show me a player that doesnt celebrate after scoring a penalty. I cant even tell from that video whether it was a dive or not

And lets not judge players for celebrating after scoring from "dubious" acts...

cough cough Henry cough cough

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you guys have issues. That shit happens a million times a weekend in a million different leagues...from the EPL to Bism's Who Ate All The Pies third division kick about in Wenworth Park.

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His father had a sex change when his mum wanted a kid.

He mutilated his vagina not long afterwards.

To this day it is still in bad shape.

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I think they should keep it up - the butthurt is amusing.
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you guys have issues. That shit happens a million times a weekend in a million different leagues...from the EPL to Bism's Who Ate All The Pies third division kick about in Wenworth Park.

Spoiler alert: It was Bism.

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I was just explaining what the implication was, because I couldn't tell if you guys were being facetious or just a bit stupid.

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you guys have issues. That shit happens a million times a weekend in a million different leagues...from the EPL to Bism's Who Ate All The Pies third division kick about in Wenworth Park.

Um, it's the English Puritans League, so no, it never happens. And can you mind your language please, some of us don't like hearing filth. Thank you.
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Show me a player that doesnt celebrate after scoring a penalty. I cant even tell from that video whether it was a dive or not

And lets not judge players for celebrating after scoring from "dubious" acts...

cough cough Henry cough cough

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