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We can't post about [REDACTED], so I guess we'll post about NOTHING.
inb4 shit thread title.

Fake edit: Pelicans

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...what does that even mean?!
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Rock.

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This one wins, I'll purge the other. Sorry Aircon!
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Yo luke what's the word on your return date? We can be the east side massive and do manly things like have puppy play date.

Start of October, back to work in December. Can we get jackets made up?

THE THUNDERPUPPIES

That's pretty tough.
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This one wins, I'll purge the other. Sorry Aircon!

Don't be sorry, just don't let it happen again.
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It's the every part of existence part that I'm annoyed by. I talk about shit I like all the fucking time.

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It's like you're a philosopher.

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I Derp therefore I am.

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THE THUNDERPUPPIES

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Meg misses out again? Poor girl just can't catch a break around here

Midian what work place is "fuck" nsfw, other than a school, church or hospital?
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It's the every part of existence part that I'm annoyed by. I talk about shit I like all the fucking time.

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It's like you're a philosopher.

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I Derp therefore I am.

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Midian what work place is "fuck" nsfw, other than a school, church or hospital?

Anything that isn't a work site?
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This one wins, I'll purge the other. Sorry Aircon!

I suppose I have so much more in life than him.
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what's with the pelicans thing in the first post?

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I felt like it needed to be quoted once again.
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having casual triple shot chivas by myself b4 sneaking her into my mums house like a 15yo girl

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Boated.

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Lost my keys at work, getting taxi home. FML.

Shouldn't go swimming with your keys.
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That's cheating.

She doesn't get the full range of movement & has buoyancy when she reaches the bottom.
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That's cheating.

She doesn't get the full range of movement & has buoyancy when she reaches the bottom.

I never actually thought of it that way

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It's like you're a philosopher.

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I Derp therefore I am.

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Where are the boob puns?

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i thought requoting the pic would be more favourable than a pun

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I Derp therefore I am.

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Haha Nads I thought the same, but then again it's like she has a 20kg dumbbell strapped to her chest.
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Shouldn't go swimming with your keys.

Nah was in the factory yesterday. Boss texted this morning, they found them, gonna go pick them up later.
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Yo Dave, I just had a cutla crispy bacon strips for breakfast, and it has reinforced the notion that the chick you were talking about the other day can go and eat 17 bags of dicks.

Bacon.
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Haha Nads I thought the same, but then again it's like she has a 20kg dumbbell strapped to her chest.

20kg?

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I weighed my boobs on the bathroom scales once. Quite a process
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Some boobs are heavier than others, ya never know.

Bacon.

****s.

Dragons.

Pelicans.
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Some boobs are heavier than others, ya never know.

Bacon.

****s.

Dragons.

Pelicans.

Analog/digital controversy
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Where are the boob puns?

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That pic came up on my newsfeed and it made me think of you ****s because of your boob puns.
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