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K Go. Someone do that post count thing.

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ummm doesn't the other one still have 400 posts to go before closed?



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Who was the guy all other guys synced to? For he is the master commander.
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ummm doesn't the other one still have 400 posts to go before closed?



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Too girly for me now.

Back to s&f i go !

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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I have blood vag adventure time the same time the ITM girls have it.
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Bring back Boris, i want to talk about beer and hunting

Firstly, how much is beer over there?

And do you have bears?

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that’s terrible spastic
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The answer to your question is, shut up.


Bears yes but most of them live in the North near Estonia. Beer is cheap, I think Borris was buying 6 pack at 15 aussie dollars but here 6 beers are between 4 to 8 aussie dollars. For two dollars you get a two litre plastic bottle of beer but that is just for drunkies, i dont like when Borris gets that cos he looks like a bogan.
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don't you mean Gypsey?

Anyway, you can help me here maybe Lieniite.... what is a good gift to get a 20 year old girl from Slovakia?

don't say bloody vagina adventure pls haha
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How much do you have to spend? All girls like a spa gift card and flowers delivered by delivery man to her work so all the other bitches can get jealous, we love that.


You have your normal people who are Latvians, you have drunkies which are Russians and then proper gypsies...no one wants to be one over here, they are all trouble. You never stand near them and if you have to keep your hand on your purse cos they are thieves.

Australia had nothing even close to gypsies, even aboriginals have a culture, gypsies dont.
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And because I cant post links for two weeks i will sneak on with borri's account

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ahh she's not my girlfriend though...yet.....
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Then why are you buying her gifts? Just stop being a pussy and tell her you want to date her. I'm sure she knows you want her anyway and is just enjoying her attention
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Who was the guy all other guys synced to? For he is the master commander.

that would be me
This is no love song and it serves no use, but if you want to sing along to some verbal abuse
It might make you feel better and it's good for the soul, take four letters and let's rock n roll
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I would get a 20 year old Slovakian girl a pet goat. It's a symbol of your affection. And when she is thirsty she can suck on its teet.
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What are we synced in? Wanking or some shit?
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Borri finished about 10 min ago... was he following you or is it now your turn
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And why was Borri doing that. Isn't that your job.
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Wellllll I was the target, those porn star Jaydens inspired him.

Sometimes i would rather just wipe off with a towel than have a shower

So whats your story bumpy? We want to know if you have a girl or guy or my little pony. lol
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And why was Borri doing that. Isn't that your job.

plus that lazy bastard sword got eggs and coffee in bed this morning.
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Wait, so where did he aim, and is he accurate?

Also why wipe it off if you're going to shower, just save the towel getting dirty that way.

No Lieneiite, I'm single and ready to mingle. So if you have an identical sister, or friend of similar stature as you, feel free to send them my way.
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Latvia is full of single girls, just not as nice as me

He isnt accurate at all, all the time saying, just on your boobs and everytime, pew pew right in the face .....

Today was on the butt and he screamed bumpy! LOL
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Why did I start nofap again and then read this thread.

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Sounds like he's pretty accurate to me.

I have that affect on both genders apparently. Or so the gay guy at work who's always telling me he wants to fuck me, seems to suggest.
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My god. Can I clone you.
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She's in your avatar bumpy
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If you're getting a clone sign me up for one too. But I want a brunette Lienette, with Fuzz's toeyness.
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She seems pretty toey as it is.
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Lien baby, can you treat us lonely guys at ITM to some Latvian dancing. Get your webcam ready and try to dance like this and post it on YouTube.

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Just found out what toey means, i thought it meant something with huge toes lol

I remember reading poor fuzzy was neglected in that area hence the being toes.

I'm toes all the time because I cant get enough

We have broken 2 out of the last 3 beds we have had. They are just not made for 3 people i think, Hows that for toes
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Lien baby, can you treat us lonely guys at ITM to some Latvian dancing. Get your webcam ready and try to dance like this and post it on YouTube.

Dont call me baby, im happy to flirt online with boys but Borri and my girlfriend are enough for me

but here is some dancing I made earlier

nevermind cant link youtube.
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That was the unsexiest dancing I have ever seen.
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It'll be sexy when you are doing it.
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It will be sexy when you do it.
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Welcome to the sync club, Lienniite!
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I do do it similarly at the zumba and other cardio classes I go to at the gym. Just not so feminie-like. With attitude!

How many moar posts does Lien need to be able to post links?
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I also 'd at blood vag adventure time.
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Just found out what toey means, i thought it meant something with huge toes lol

Camel toes.

I thought toey meant you were horny but wanting to make a baby, but that is actually being "clucky". Like a chicken.
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Think we need to run a 'rate the hottest fembot ITMer' competition
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Well I mean look at my pink bra, sexy undies and perfect tits.
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Meldavid and fuzzbow seem like they could be bro and sis, same kind of style of posting...

anyway, lienette its a going away present, she is leaving Oz forever, plus not all girls are sluts
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