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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Why do people call it a back pedal every time somebody explains themselves on the internet?

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Nah, I think z-trip does that thing better tbh
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Nah, I think z-trip does that thing better tbh

Truth. Haven't seen him since he was with Format/Swollen Members/Jungle Brothers/Soup at the Metro. Awesome night.

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I saw that show in brisbane plus the resin dogs best night ever. Saw him again a year later and talked to him for ages, cool guy
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id be willing to give money back gurantees that people would have fun at a yoga gig, provivided they got drunk (done this before never failed)
that said, it starts my 4 day marathon
yoda sat night, leave syd early sun for melb
tennis melb monday
syd early tues
mike patton tues night
polly jean harvey wednesday
/ 10kg weightloss last few months
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Nice isn't the patton thing free, can you just turn up?
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Dang, I used to look like mike patton
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cereal, if u can on and dont like yoda
ill refund ticket
and call you derpy due to racism against those with natural tans
i would seriously take my mum to yoda with confidence it would be awesome
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Bob fucking Hawk

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1226238455269

Cricket fan just handed him a pint of beer.

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If I had cash I'd be going to gza/pm/jg
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Yeah we discussed it in the cricket thread. I made a joke that people failed to grasp and then attacked me...

I said that if he was a normal crowd member and he did that, he'd be ejected. I wonder if he did get ejected.

I didn't put the '' face, so people assumed I was serious
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Bob fucking Hawk

Cricket fan just handed him a pint of beer.

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If I had cash I'd be going to gza/pm/jg

the gzza > all
but serious
yoda kills it
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Bob fucking Hawk.

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the gzza > all
but serious
yoda kills it

Believe you I do, money I don't
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cereal, if u can on and dont like yoda
ill refund ticket

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Believe you I do, money I don't

Claim to have had a shit time before going > get jdoodle to pay for ticket in advance.

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last time... fresh prince of belair theme mashed up with inspector gadget theme - win
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Gza did that?
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Believe you I do, money I don't

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for fucking serious
I swore so I am cereal
not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room
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ha ha nice i dont want no refund from yoda. i wanna gza
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I am totally all over Yodas dick too. Fucking amazing DJ, and the visual thing is just off the chain.

Hes a nice **** to talk to as well.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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JDoodle, I'm seeing PJ & MP in the next couple of weeks too If you see somebody growling at 2 children on Tuesday night, say hi (they love the Mondo Cane album & I try to take them to a concert once a year - last year was the Gorillaz). PJ Harvey in Melbourne on Sunday, Mike Patton in Sydney x2, PJ Harvey in Tasmania.

Aircon, this is the free Mike Patton event, next Saturday...

http://www.sydneyfestival.org.au/201...ns-Mondo-Cane/

Then he is doing 2 ticketed shows on the 16th & 17th.

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Yeah just got back from calxy/teebee, pretty good. I have no grip on my shoes + i kept spilling my drink, so whereever i went the floor wa slippery

heaps of really hot like size 4/6's around, preetty good perve

ps. morphee post up a scartch vid of yourself man,

if you scratch over some rollers i will like over any post you make

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Size 4 by what measure? Was this an anorexic benefit gig or something?
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I read everyone's posts.


Even yours pee three three seven.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

Sigworthy.

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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I have 33 inch hips & I'm a size 8 on the top, 6-8 on the bottom.

If you're talking about Country Road, etc sizing, that could be different. They do what's called 'vanity sizing', which is fucked & confusing. Woman come out thinking they're a size 8 when they're closer to 10-12.

American sizing is 2 sizes smaller than ours (using even numbers), so a size 10 Aussie will be a US 6, Aussie 8 is US 4, etc.

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Do ladies go off hip size when measuring clothes? Blokes always just go waist.

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i just use my eyes to tell if they're fat or not.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Do ladies go off hip size when measuring clothes? Blokes always just go waist.

I can't do that. I have really narrow hips but a relatively wide waist. Hips are 33", waist is 27-28". I could probably lose a couple of inches off my waist, but I'd have to be seriously emaciated to lose any more. So when I buy jeans based on waist size, they literally fall off me. I'm usually a size 25 (unless they're high waisted, and then I'm fucked, but they look shit on most women anyway).

Once you get to a certain leanness you're stuck with the body shape you're born with. That's why the misuse of the word 'curvy' pisses me off. Curvy means that you have the 'ideal' ratio between your waist & hips - the hourglass shape. It doesn't mean that you have rolls bulging out of your bra & a muffin top.

These are exaggerated version of the 2 main body types for women - the one on the left puts on weight in their belly & boobs, the one on the right is the more common female fat distribution - fat goes straight to the hips. The one on the right is healthier by the way. Belly fat is bad.

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I feel like apple and pear juice for some reason
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The apple is destined for gunt ownership if she doesn't correct her eating habits.
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Exactly.

Just found this. Marilyn Monroe lifted weights & advocated a high protein diet. She had her own breakfast concoction of milk, raw eggs & multivitamin. Some of the stuff she says in this is laughable, but she was definitely ahead of her time...

http://glamournet.com/legends/Marily...ly/shape1.html

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I feel like apple and pear juice for some reason

I feel like the fruit's gone bad.

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You'd probably drink 1/3 of it before you'd realise & have to throw out the other 2/3
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i have milk that is to be used by tomorrow, but my nose/head is still so full of snot i can't taste or smell if it's bad or not. this could end badly.

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chilli is hot pepper food etc.
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Once you get to a certain leanness you're stuck with the body shape you're born with. That's why the misuse of the word 'curvy' pisses me off. Curvy means that you have the 'ideal' ratio between your waist & hips - the hourglass shape. It doesn't mean that you have rolls bulging out of your bra & a muffin top.

lol yeah the curvy == fat euphemism is a personal favourite of mine.

Easy way to get people to stop using it is to say oh right "curvy" and do air quotes.

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I woke up this morning having no real memory of the walk home. Found an iPod that I don't know the owner for and my head hurts. The only thing in the fridge is a slab. I need bacon and eggs.

That's what drinking with army boys will do to you.
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my favourite is 'bubbly' which just means fat and loud.

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well, according to dictionary.com
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I woke up this morning having no real memory of the walk home. Found an iPod that I don't know the owner for and my head hurts. The only thing in the fridge is a slab. I need bacon and eggs.

That's what drinking with army boys will do to you.

if you've been out drinking with army boys and have no memory of getting home, then a hangover and craving for bacon and eggs is the least of your worries

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Food cravings don't normally start until a few weeks in though.
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You'd probably drink 1/3 of it before you'd realise & have to throw out the other 2/3

Other way around tbh.

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