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Can we un-beige general threads?
it was mentioned in the "forum is dieing" thread that general threads and 9-5 are terribly beige.

is it possible to then un-beige the threads?
in order to understand how to commence this operation, we need to fully understand what being beige truly means.

can anyone help to enlighten us what beige means?

does anyone have ideas how to un-beige?

is this a hopeless case and no amount of trying will fix?
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Definition of BEIGE

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: cloth made of natural undyed wool
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a : a variable color averaging light grayish-yellowish brown
b : a pale to grayish yellow
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General threads - Un-beiged
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Someone should make a thread promising to build a raft, people like rafts

And not a boring raft, a cool one, with a race stripe

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mlirosi brought forth mugs.

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If anyone wishes to join the operation, please post applications here.
also, requires genuine ideas to unbeige.

thanks.

-ed- perhaps it wouldn't be so beige if people didn't renege on promises to build things.
i did not. i brought forth mugs.
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If anyone wishes to join the operation, please post applications here.
also, requires genuine ideas to unbeige.

thanks.

-ed- perhaps it wouldn't be so beige if people didn't renege on promises to build things.
i did not. mlirosi brought forth mugs.

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mlirosi brought forth mugs.

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If anyone wishes to join the operation, please post applications here.
also, requires genuine ideas to unbeige.

thanks.

-ed- perhaps it wouldn't be so beige if people didn't renege on promises to build things.
i did not. i brought forth mugs.

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I was there too.

That reminds me, I haven't uploaded a pic of my mug.

Thinking of putting my ballsack in the mug, the skin is kind of beige though
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Gifs of explosions and cool cars doing donuts always add a bit of pep to a thread.
Or the threat of public shame/prospect of public greatness?

post the best and worst thread posts on the front page of ITM every week. Allow people to like and dislike or up/down vote posts. Make it more like Reddit. That way the best stuff isn't hidden amongst 70 posts consisting of tripe, but instead rises to the top like a phoenix rising from an explosion.

Note - Also gifs of phoenixes rising from explosions.
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so a bit like this?



i can see the phoenix. can you?


well. i have done some beige research. please find the results below:

Keywords for Meaning of Beige:
quiet, pleasantness, calm, understated elegance, purity, softness, more rich and warm than white

Beige Words:
These words are synonymous with beige or represent various shades of the color beige: buff, camel, oatmeal, tan, sand, biscuit, cream, ecru, mushroom, ivory, milk white, pearl, off-white, opaline, cream

so in effect our forums are too calm and pleasant. they are too biscuit and milky.
i guess we need to inject more bright garish colours into the forum. something exciting, explosive, controversial!

who is controversial these days?
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According to Google, the people of Benghazi, Smokers, Beyonce, Tree-fellers and Illegal Immigrant Workers.
So, now that we've established the 'who', we need to next establish the 'how'.
Is there any way of incorporating any of those mentioned above in our Explosion initiative? Perhaps an exploding tree?
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OP is so fucking beige, there is no hope.
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i love you too

at least i got you all mugs. what did you contribute trAse?
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you didn't get me a mug.
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Pseudo confession post - I haven't used my mug once, it just greets me from my bedside as I wake each day.

Suck it, yee mugless.
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Maybe an interactive, talking mug for the top poster each week?
When it gets too cold to drink, Rodney Dangerfield's voice says;
"Woah, this coffee's colder than my third wife, and she was from Chili!"


Just a thought.
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in order to understand how to commence this operation, we need to fully understand what being beige truly means.

can anyone help to enlighten us what beige means?



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make a thread about sex,

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no NSFW pics,
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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what did you contribute trAse?

Apart from being one of the primary lol providers, for many years?

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You're probably all single with nothing more to look forward to tonight than Dominos and garlic bread, and waking up tomorrow morning with tomato sauce and grease on your dicks and your download limits completely rinsed.

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Do how do we get the old school lol providers back? I'm gonna keep posting regardless though
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trase could unite the forums in one simple step.

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Let's all change our DP's to rainbows! Imagine how un-beige the forums would be then.
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Do how do we get the old school lol providers back? I'm gonna keep posting regardless though

That second sentence explains it all.

People are bored. They choose not to post here because they are over people posting inane shit.

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Sausages make everything better astro. FACT.

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I have to disagree with regards to the sausages...

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Good to see the majority of posts here are from the same users who post in 9-5 thread.


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Thread is dead. Cut it's legs off and burn it with a magnifying glass. Start a new one with a topic you find entertaining and don't metion the word beige. It might help.
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