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Are wet dreams still a thing even as an adult? Shit... even the name just reminds me of 2 years of awkward sex ed talks in school.

Yeah, I have them frequently, but always wake up 2 seconds before ejaculating all over my legs. It's the worst, at least let me stay in the dream and enjoy it...
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Changing the subject... CHECK OUT THIS SWEET CLIP. NSFW.

EDIT: Christ, even the thumbnail doesn't leave much to the imagination...



Love the song. But then again I'm a sucker for the misty/dreary-yet-upbeat M83 style of synth and vocals.

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You could always bumjack her, dude.

What is this, the carnival!?

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Yeah, I have them frequently, but always wake up 2 seconds before ejaculating all over my legs. It's the worst, at least let me stay in the dream and enjoy it...

That's dodging a bullet. Having to clean up would suck.
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Yeah, I have them frequently, but always wake up 2 seconds before ejaculating all over my legs. It's the worst, at least let me stay in the dream and enjoy it...

It's worse when you wake up and do jizz everywhere, so awkward.

But yes they are a thing, if I don't whack it for a week or two they come along. Some of the dreams have been pretty awesome though
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Foreskin split from fucking too much. I'm not even joking.

I feel your pain man. Was out of action for 3-4 days myself, but a couple of weeks....sounds like you almost circumcised yourself.
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I feel like a complete failure for going 6 weeks and not even dreamfapping. I swear my little guys are just as good as yours, honestly! Hell, I managed to get someone pregnant while wearing a condom so surely they're like little Bruce Banner/Michael Phelps hybrids.
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I feel your pain man. Was out of action for 3-4 days myself, but a couple of weeks....sounds like you almost circumcised yourself.

It was fucked dude. One of the most traumatic experiences of my life. Not being able to even wank...ugh

It dragged on because I'd think it was ok, then shag again and it would happen again. Betrayed by your wang. Not cricket.

It's happened more than once, I guess because the skin is weaker now. But now I leave it alone for at least a few days and it's good.

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Just imagine a bratwurst with a couple of small vertical slices near one end.

I now have an inney.
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Curious.. if a girl has a wet dream is it still called a wet dream even though it's not really wet?
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lipton brisbane city bike things



I already got a theme song to yell while riding

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Your **** would still be wet if you're doing it right.

Yup. Wet downstairs = wet dream.
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I've never ever had a proper wet dream. Even in my teens. Must've been wanking too much I guess

It's weird though, I've done my bolt in dreams plenty of times, but never woken up covered in my ivory ectoplasm.
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Curious.. if a girl has a wet dream is it still called a wet dream even though it's not really wet?

I once asked a female friend of mine if girls had wet dreams and got the response "why are you such a creep" in my defense I was pretty drunk.
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I've never ever had a proper wet dream. Even in my teens. Must've been wanking too much I guess

Word, running on empty since 1998.
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Curious.. if a girl has a wet dream is it still called a wet dream even though it's not really wet?

Frothy dream?
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oh thooose bede yeah right
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also yeah ian i havent had one in years but ive had a few times where ive woken up and gone "oh no!" but then found my pantz were clean
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I once asked a female friend of mine if girls had wet dreams and got the response "why are you such a creep" in my defense I was pretty drunk.

here you.i'll put you out of your misery.

the answer is yes.
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Frothy dream?

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I once asked a female friend of mine if girls had wet dreams and got the response "why are you such a creep" in my defense I was pretty drunk.

Well that depends, IE: creep factor. Did you ask it out of the blue and out of context? IE: at a funeral, or was the topic sex/dirty bizness and it was a question you asked?

EDIT: sudden irl lol at the thought of Derelict piping up at a funeral with DO GIRLS HAVE WET DREAMS?????
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Can't remember the circumstances, I think they were talking about wet dreams on a tv show.
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Well then she's an idiot.

Those bikes are fun. I just rode on the riverwalk and felt like a child again. Small things to get smiles back on my face, that and jacking off are integral. Hopefully back to my old self after the funeral business is done and dusted.

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Well that depends, IE: creep factor. Did you ask it out of the blue and out of context? IE: at a funeral, or was the topic sex/dirty bizness and it was a question you asked?

EDIT: sudden irl lol at the thought of Derelict piping up at a funeral with DO GIRLS HAVE WET DREAMS?????

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"I loved nana, I find myself missing her hugs, the iced tea she used to make and I'm left wondering... Did that bitch get frothy in her sleep?"
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"I loved nana, I find myself missing her hugs, the iced tea she used to make and I'm left wondering... Did that bitch get frothy in her sleep?"

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What he said. I've gone two weeks once, but that was when my old boy had suffered some trauma and was out of action.

Same. I've never been a fan of women who bite too much, especially when they've drunk too much
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oh hey, I saw the computer game ep of Community last night, best ep of that shown I've seen so far. and I don't feel so out of the loop now



also, imo for girls it only counts as a wet dream if they squirt
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Same. I've never been a fan of women who bite too much, especially when they've drunk too much

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So hey guys who else has had a realdoll that has had a 'manufacturing incident' where they replaced the built-in fleshlight with a cheese grater??? anyone???
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You mean that's a manufacturing error? Oh...
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Oh I know a guy that'll fit a grater for you for a good price.

Raoul's his name, great guy.
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Yeah man, she's at the bottom because she found out way too late. That's why I'm trying to get as much help as I can. I want her to win this so badly.

Seriously, if you guys know any way in which I can get further help with this I'd appreciate it. It sucks because it's god damn vote spamming, but fuck me, having the ability to make her smile at this moment is something I want more than anything else in the world.
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