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How good are smut stories? I used to nick Penthouse Forum from
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Such a geek, wanking over words

Imagine the lovely wanking stories you can tell your grandchildren.
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Imagine the lovely wanking stories you can tell your grandchildren.

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How good are smut stories? I used to nick Penthouse Forum from
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Such a geek, wanking over words

We could start some kind of weird literal circle jerk thread
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We could start some kind of weird literal circle jerk thread

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how do you propose to make a thread about literal circle jerks weirder than it already is?
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Who the fuck let fuzzy rainbow back on a computer?

oh and here i thought people "liked" me.
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You were wrong. Dead wrong.

Less of this (Being part of a child gang scaring off all the fresh meat in search of the "LOLZ")



More of this, encouraging more fresh lady meat on ITM to bang bang with.



You know you there is something wrong when the "ITM members banging members" ratio is way down. Ask MM.

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Mike, joo get PM?

wtf dude.... just... wtf
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Meh, pop over tonight after 9pm.

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I once had my penny farthing stolen while I was in the drugstore spending thruppence on the latest Gentleman's Fancy. Mother took a switch to me that night, mark my words.

it's disturbing how good you are at that
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I haven't banged an ITM'er in years, this is a travesty. I used to be a slut node.

A SLUT NODE!!!!

arguably this too
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pm me the details

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On that note, 6 weeks worth of saved up juice - no more. Couldn't take it.

I feel like I was holding a fridge the whole time and finally threw it at the kid on the swing.
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On that note, 6 weeks worth of saved up juice - no more. Couldn't take it.

I feel like I was holding a fridge the whole time and finally threw it at the kid on the swing.

srsly, your missus still playing sex withholding games? wtf man
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I hope she was the kid on the swing.

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On that note, 6 weeks worth of saved up juice - no more. Couldn't take it.

I feel like I was holding a fridge the whole time and finally threw it at the kid on the swing.

Dude that is crazy. 6 weeks? fuck, I don't even.

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On that note, 6 weeks worth of saved up juice - no more. Couldn't take it.

I feel like I was holding a fridge the whole time and finally threw it at the kid on the swing.

Edit: redacted. Too gross.
"It was like he was being given a tabasco enema."

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On that note, 6 weeks worth of saved up juice - no more. Couldn't take it.

I feel like I was holding a fridge the whole time and finally threw it at the kid on the swing.


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wrap it up contards

QED
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On that note, 6 weeks worth of saved up juice - no more. Couldn't take it.

I feel like I was holding a fridge the whole time and finally threw it at the kid on the swing.

i know the first three numbers
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On that note, 6 weeks worth of saved up juice - no more. Couldn't take it.

I feel like I was holding a fridge the whole time and finally threw it at the kid on the swing.

I'm surprised you didn't lose it in your sleep after that long.
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Are wet dreams still a thing even as an adult? Shit... even the name just reminds me of 2 years of awkward sex ed talks in school.

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srsly, your missus still playing sex withholding games? wtf man

Not really withholding, Not really my business to comment on a public forum either. But she has a good reason why not.
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Dude that is crazy. 6 weeks? fuck, I don't even.

What he said. I've gone two weeks once, but that was when my old boy had suffered some trauma and was out of action.

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Are wet dreams still a thing even as an adult?

I can confirm rogue overnight loads have escaped before.

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suffered some trauma and was out of action.

Details.
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Are wet dreams still a thing even as an adult?

I've had a couple after not having a rub for a few weeks. Enjoy the image, fellas.

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Not really withholding, Not really my business to comment on a public forum either. But she has a good reason why not.

Did she bust her **** trying a fancy move or something?

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EDIT: Christ, even the thumbnail doesn't leave much to the imagination...

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