http://www.residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?298702

New Years in Berghain..................

lineup = OOOOOOOOOOOO LOVE LOVE LOVE

im sure it will begin & finish with a mighty Berghain BANG!!!

does look good - we are going to probably try get in during the morning

I hope that 2012 is the year we hear a little less about Berghain and more about the full spectrum of techno taking place worldwide. I think I'm suffering from overexposure.

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Originally Posted by Psyentist

I hope that 2012 is the year we hear a little less about Berghain and more about the full spectrum of techno taking place worldwide. I think I'm suffering from overexposure.

Hehe. agreed. x

I really enjoy seeing the techno scenes like in Taipei and Japan become successful.

I don't care about the over exposure - i just wish i was there for New Years (what a line up!).

pana bar was pretty fucking legit last weekend. good luck to anyone attempting a new years break in

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Originally Posted by Psyentist

I hope that 2012 is the year we hear a little less about Berghain and more about the full spectrum of techno taking place worldwide. I think I'm suffering from overexposure.

sorry did you get lost? this is the BERGHAIN THREAD! ALL ABOUT BERGHAIN. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT FUCK OFF!!! SIMPLE



so reports from the New Years gig? I heard the Sylvester parties at Berghain are even more magical than the norm? care to share?

haven't heard back yet but im sure there was plenty of arse fucking

LOL. One would hope so.

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Originally Posted by chegoon

haven't heard back yet but im sure there was plenty of arse fucking

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Originally Posted by ShinyDiscoball

sorry did you get lost? this is the BERGHAIN THREAD! ALL ABOUT BERGHAIN. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT FUCK OFF!!! SIMPLE

Sorry mate, but all of the stupid fucking winky faces in the world wont cover up your overeaction. It appears that someone is still coming down hard from new years.

My comment was about Berghain and therefore it's relevant. Please learn to live with that.

haha its actually a serious condition known as BERGHAIN WITHDRAWLS!

http://berghain.de/event/342

yet another quality lineup

*sigh*

FACT: there is a REASON why Berghain lives up to its reputation!!!

Realllly really really would LOVE to be at Berghain for this lineup, ALL of my faves!!!!http://www.residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?325764

*waaaaa* cries*

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Originally Posted by ShinyDiscoball

haha its actually a serious condition known as BERGHAIN WITHDRAWLS!

If I had to gamble on it I would say it's more than likely too many drugs and not Berghain withdrawls, but you stick to your story and I'll stick to mine.

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Originally Posted by Psyentist

After reading Deepchild's article about getting in to Berghain, I'm now 100% sure that I have no interest in going there next time I'm in Berlin. Nothing is worth that much effort. I wouldn't make that much effort to get in to nirvana, let alone a club.

oh dear what an ignoramus......you haven't even been to Berghain......& you're over hearing about Berghain 'over-exposure'! HAHAHAHAHA.

Ignorant fools like yourself who make absurd generalisations, and clearly cannot comprehend the magic that is Berghain are a disgrace to the real loving techno community.

I rest my case.

LONG LIVE BERGHAIN, LONG LIVE PANORAMA BAR!

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUse...ar-Berlin.html

I wish that some of you guys could read some of the stuff me and a few English techno guys were discussing on FB yesterday. Lots of funny stuff.

"Stand in line but act like you don't want to get in. When they allow you in refuse and create a scene. Try to punch a bouncer or something. Say that you just want to go home. They will then force you into the club. It's that easy."

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Originally Posted by Psyentist

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUse...ar-Berlin.html

Erm...

"Went there last year, we were four guy's from Denmark, we all heard this was the best club ib Berlin so we all dressed up in suites .... once we got there the whole crowd in the queue were dressed half punk half hip hop so we felt really stupid!!! = ) Anyway once we get to the bouncer he looks at us like we were his biggest enemy , none of us were either drunk, or disrespectfull.... "

For fucks sake mate - It's no wonder they got rejected. Suits WTF?? Sorry, but that's not much of a basis for a bad 1/5 star review.

I get the feeling that the "we all dressed up in suits" post might be pulling the piss.

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Originally Posted by Psyentist

I get the feeling that the "we all dressed up in suits" post might be pulling the piss.

Actually I was referring to the '“Idiots!!!!!!!” post.

Fact: It is the best club in the world.
Fact: It is home to the best Djs in the world.
Fact: No club is as mad(insane) as Beghain.

But of course that is all subjective, just like the reviews of the people who got knocked back.

If they got in, then I'm sure their reviews would be different.

Lol @ some of those trip advisor comments:

“Do Panorama Bar's employees know that in European Union is in force the Non-discrimination principle?”

Oh please STFU taking it on another level, maybe you just a fugly****? LOL = “I get the nightlife scene and am not offended easily but he made remarks to me that made me feel that as a Jew I was not welcome in that establishment. This place does not represent the new Berlin and anyone that is not from Germany or looks the least bit Jewish should not even bother trying to get in there”

DAMN STRAIGHT: “but once you're in, its really cool and feels like another world where anything is possible.”

I do feel sorry for anyone, especially those who really love their techno to be knocked back from Berghain, as it really is one of the techno mecca wonders of zee clubbing world! The techno Disneyland, Alice in Wonderland meets Edward Scissorhands all in the one!

A German girl I met whilst in Berlin told me she got knocked back one time because she was loud in the line, so its not just tourists who get rejected….the look of the bouncers = scary…the blue eyed, cold chiselled German look was fierce & HOT! Ha love it.

I know Id have a hysteric fit & would probably stab someone in the eye if I got rejected. But hey, there are PLENTY of other options in Berlin, that’s what makes the city so unique. Diverse options with many quality clubs/events/functions!!!

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Originally Posted by macadali

Fact: It is the best club in the world.

Fact: It is home to the best Djs in the world.

Fact: No club is as mad(insane) as Beghain.

But of course that is all subjective

LOL. I hope you can appreciate how inadvertently hilarious you've just been there.

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Originally Posted by Psyentist

LOL. I hope you can appreciate how inadvertently hilarious you've just been there.

What? According to you, and the people that tried to get into Berghain wearing suits? *Yawn*

Whatevs mate, maybe start a thread on the worlds best clubs according to yourself then.

I'd love to participate. Truly, I would....

Nope mate. You're well off the mark there. Want to guess again?



here's a clue









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What the hell is happening

Shinydiscoball loves berghain. Shinydiscoball likes hard, pymelling techno.
Psyentist feels that berghain is not unequivocally the best techno club in the world.
Psyentist most likely feels that there is no best techno club, but rather parties that work well due to a mixture of love and luck.
Shinydiscoball seems to like things straightforward.
Both are sticking to their views.

Psyentist likes techno but lives in a cave and refuses to join any one specific cult.
Psyentist frowns upon elitism and fashionistas.
Psyentist likes poking sticks at the baboons at the zoo.

Shinydiscoball will never get over the amazingness of Berghain & being royally techno fulfilled beyond the ricter scale
Shinydiscoball rolls her eyes at ignorant dumb dumbs who have no clue
Shinydiscoball is half grizzly bear/werewolf and eats pussychoirboycnts for breakfast

ps lol @ the adrian club

didn't this thread get funny all of a sudden

For the record, The LaLaLand Ranch run the hottest nights in techno at the moment. Ask anyone who has been there.

Your dim-witted ignorance is astoundingly and painfully nauseating. I should throw you in the lairs of the savage hungry male Berghainer-s secret deep & dark dungeon…your selfish & shameless gloating plug of your pussy party is invalid & intolerable …Berghain will prevail in the end and rip you the biggest mofo new one…you would need to be hospitalised and end up wearing a permanent ass cast forever!!!


ENOUGH!

Promoting a party? LOL. Not me. I haven't put on parties for 8 or so years. The LaLaLand Ranch reference was a silly joke that only a couple of people here would get.

Who remembers this arcade game?

Media Player

There you go all you pussy, so called techno fans, unless your getting your arse destroyed in a dark room by a rabid pack of Len Faki fans you aint into techno

^^^^Fkn golden ShinnyDiscoball hahaha classic!

This Gene Hoffman person aka mad-ass Psyentist is a fuckin clown. Just listen to his mixes. Oh, who are you again? Just some dude that existed 8 years ago that nobody ever heard off anyway, but now is overweight and sports a fuckin pathetic beard and thinks he is on his own personal come back in the techno arena. For fuck sake just read his bio on soundcloud - could there be a bigger (fatter) more glorified self-promoting tool than that? You're resorting to parties in Gold Coast hahaha (the techno capital of Oz. clearly). Good luck with your techno career ya mad cnut....

Mad dog McRae! That last boss was almost impossible

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Originally Posted by theadrianclub

Mad dog McRae! That last boss was almost impossible

Hell yes.

Nice shootin' - try another one!

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Originally Posted by macadali

^^^^Fkn golden ShinnyDiscoball hahaha classic!


This Gene Hoffman person aka mad-ass Psyentist is a fuckin clown. Just listen to his mixes. Oh, who are you again? Just some dude that existed 8 years ago that nobody ever heard off anyway, but now is overweight and sports a fuckin pathetic beard and thinks he is on his own personal come back in the techno arena. For fuck sake just read his bio on soundcloud - could there be a bigger (fatter) more glorified self-promoting tool than that? You're resorting to parties in Gold Coast hahaha (the techno capital of Oz. clearly). Good luck with your techno career ya mad cnut....

That's awesome. Do you mind if I use that as my signature?

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Originally Posted by macadali

^^^^Fkn golden ShinnyDiscoball hahaha classic!

This Gene Hoffman person aka mad-ass Psyentist is a fuckin clown. Just listen to his mixes. Oh, who are you again? Just some dude that existed 8 years ago that nobody ever heard off anyway, but now is overweight and sports a fuckin pathetic beard and thinks he is on his own personal come back in the techno arena. For fuck sake just read his bio on soundcloud - could there be a bigger (fatter) more glorified self-promoting tool than that? You're resorting to parties in Gold Coast hahaha (the techno capital of Oz. clearly). Good luck with your techno career ya mad cnut....

You mad bro?

I tried to put that quote in my sig but it's too hard to get down to 300 characters. Can you post an abbreviated version macadali?

Maybe do it in dot points:

Gene Hoffmann:
* Existed 8 years ago
* Nobody heard of him
* Fat
* Stupid beard

* Despises Berghain and all Berghain stands for and all Berghain attendees.

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Originally Posted by ShinyDiscoball

Your dim-witted ignorance is astoundingly and painfully nauseating. I should throw you in the lairs of the savage hungry male Berghainer-s secret deep & dark dungeon…your selfish & shameless gloating plug of your pussy party is invalid & intolerable …Berghain will prevail in the end and rip you the biggest mofo new one…you would need to be hospitalised and end up wearing a permanent ass cast forever!!!



ENOUGH!

your illiterate sycophantic efforts are slightly nauseating and more over-the-top than the worst of the keyword-yammering socially awkward fuckfases getting paid 10cents a word to post suck-up drivel on forums.

i'm assuming you're not even getting that though. It's probably residual gratitude at being let in all that time ago when you scurried down to the club, lined up for an hour, a bit of wee marking your knickers in excitement and didn't even have to give TOO much anal to that blue-eyed Cold Chisel cover-band German security penis.

by the way, I saw psyentist mix three decks with his dick. Wearing a palm tree costume. You just don't get that at Berghain.

some of those tripadvisor comments are great. i got k.b'd 3 times in a night, got in eventually with a german mate at like 10am super gacked. good times.

Gene is a cool guy and plays mad tracks...
Macadali you are a nasty DOUCHE BAG...
and shiny balls of disco get the fuck over Berghain...

thread got interesting

I'm not 100% convinced. I can see that we're going to need a poll or a survey monkey or something to settle this.

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Originally Posted by becy

by the way, I saw psyentist mix three decks with his dick. Wearing a palm tree costume. You just don't get that at Berghain.

For the record, that was a vinyl set too. It's suffering for your art putting your dick on a Technics SL-1200 spinning at 45 rpm.

Also for the record, I wasn't dressed as a palm tree Becy. My pubes just needed a little bit of trimming.

I just added Macadali's quote to my Soundcloud biography: http://soundcloud.com/gene-hoffmann

...but enough about me. How good is Berghain?

Hahahahahah Jealous much? The G.C was an excellent. Partying in our backyard, listening to sweet beats. Without all the fakes & glams.......straight up pure Techno! Thanks Gene & Matt. 798 plays of the set from that night. how many downloads? Not bad for someone who 'noboddy ever heard of anyway" LOL

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Originally Posted by macadali

^^^^Fkn golden ShinnyDiscoball hahaha classic!

This Gene Hoffman person aka mad-ass Psyentist is a fuckin clown. Just listen to his mixes. Oh, who are you again? Just some dude that existed 8 years ago that nobody ever heard off anyway, but now is overweight and sports a fuckin pathetic beard and thinks he is on his own personal come back in the techno arena. For fuck sake just read his bio on soundcloud - could there be a bigger (fatter) more glorified self-promoting tool than that? You're resorting to parties in Gold Coast hahaha (the techno capital of Oz. clearly). Good luck with your techno career ya mad cnut....